Girl, Boy, Bakla, Tomboy Page #7

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I don't know what happened to her.

She's been my elder sister...

She's been my savior...

When we were still kids, you used to

teach me what is right and wrong.

This time,

I'll be the one to teach you.

Please make up with Mark...

since you're the eldest.

And it's also your fault.

Sorry...

Hello? Why is it so hard to contact you?

We're out of town. Family bonding.

Are you serious?

What happened to the divorce papers?

Had they been signed?

Marie, I was just thinking...

What if we just cancel the divorce?

Since living-in is the trend now.

And you always want to be trendy right?

No! We can't! Do you know that

this marriage has been long planned?

This has to push through. I have

to see your Pops as soon as possible.

Wait, wait! You might trip!

Did you have fun, sweetheart?

Oh, Pia... I'm sorry.

No, sweetheart is fine.

Look at me. I look fine, right?

I'll prepare dinner.

I'll cook your favorite.

- Okay, okay.

- I'll just cook.

Dad...

Marie is here in the Philippines.

What?

That's okay.

She doesn't know where we are.

Dad! Oh my God.

Why?

I gave her the address.

I'm sorry!

Who is she?

Who is that?

Who are you? How did you get in here?

Right.

Do you own this house?

Of course not!

Do you think I'm gonna buy

this old house ? Duh!

Then... you're a robber!

I'll have you beaten up!

Marie, what are you doing here?

How did you get in?

Hello, don't you remember that

we own Mr. Quickie Philippines?

We're locksmiths.

Wait! Wait! You know her?

Of course! He's my fianc!

Didn't you tell her wh y

you're here in the Philippines ?

For the liver transplant.

Aside from that!

You needed her to sign the divorce papers

so we can get married.

Right, sweetie?

Marie, do you wanna go shopping?

I saw something that can

seal your lips permanently!

Girlie?

You knew about this?

You know her?

You're involved here?

Pia, let me explain.

Explain? What for?

You know Pete, you never changed.

And you never will.

You're used to fooling people.

What's painful is you had to do it

at my children's expense.

Get out of here! Right now!

Can I explain?

You don't need to explain anything...

because we all know that your heart

is as black as your giant mole!

Mole?

Yes, there above your lips!

Mole of Asia!

Where?

There on your face.

Oh my God!

All this time I have a booger on my mouth

and no one even bothered to tell me!

Yuck! A booger indeed!

Get out of here!

You're American but you're cheap!

Oh my God!

Wait! Pete, hello!

What about the divorce papers?

Ma, is it true that you already

signed the annulment papers?

Yes, Brother.

She signed the annulment papers.

Why are you crying?

Do you know what annulment is?

Hey, help me. What's annulment?

You asked for it.

Brother, I'm sorry.

I don't know what annul means.

Is that related to canal?

Ma, why did you sign it?

Why did you agree?

You're the rightful wife.

You have that right.

So even if Dad promises marriage to

anyone, you're still the rightful wife.

- You have the right.

- Can you please keep quiet?

No, Ma. You are the rightful wife.

Don't ever agree.

You are the rightful wife.

You are the rightful wife.

If you don't stop,

I'm going to throw this glass at you.

You... you are my rightful mother.

Delivery, Ma'am.

Excuse me, Sir. For you.

What's that?

Okay, you read it.

Thank you, Sir.

What's that?

She signed them.

The divorce papers?

Oh my God! Pete! I'm so happy!

She really signed them!

Oh my God! I'll tell Mother!

Where's my phone?

Fm so happy we can go now.

Hello.

Hello, Mom.

She finally signed the divorce papers.

I'm getting married!

Bye, Manila. Fm gonna miss you.

Good morning, Dad.

Girlie, are you sick?

Are you all right?

Dad, I'm okay.

I just miss preparing breakfast

just like Mama used to do.

Peter, did you prepare this?

Yup, Dad.

My God!

You guys are awake! You're awakening?

Careful.

Who are you?

Granny, I'm your most

beautiful granddaughter.

What evil spirit possessed you?

Granny, no evil spirit

can possess me anymore...

because all of them

are enjoying your body.

You're not Girlie!

Shut your big mouth.

Oh, Girlie! My granddaughter!

There.

Granny, can you tell us more about Mama?

Who's your mother?

Mama Pia...

Ah! My son's wife!

You know, Pia and Pete

used to love each other so much.

They can't be separated!

But they're separated now.

And soon, Pops is gonna

get married to Marie.

Oh my God! Your father

can't marry another woman!

You know, I miss Mama,

Panying and Mark.

Me too...

but we might not see them anymore

because of what we did. Sad...

Three bottles of beer

and three margaritas.

Are you okay?

Yes, I'm okay.

No. You're not okay.

How can I be okay after what happened?

I thought everything is okay.

But it was all a joke.

But what pisses me the most

is even if I'm mad at them...

why do I still miss them?

You will be one again.

You're a family, right?

Thank you for always being

there for me. You never leave.

Even when I've left, you're still there.

Are you waiting for something?

You know there's somebody here

who always thinks of you.

Even when we were in the farm,

you just don't notice him.

I hope this doesn't

end here in this movie.

What?

Nothing.

Cheers!

Wow! This is really grand!

Darling, why don't we get married

there at the Golden Gate?

Then let's have our reception

at Alcatraz.

It's so beautiful!

Hush! Don't be too loud!

My daughter-in-law Pia might hear you.

Shut up! You old, forgetful woman!

You should be at the Home For The Aged!

Marie... never shout at my grandmother.

Yeah, right!

Shut up!

Peter!

Sorry, Dad...

Sorry.

Marie, please get out.

Excuse me?

I said, get out!

Are you doing this just

so you can cancel our wedding?

I don't need more reasons.

Your disrespect for my mother is more

than enough for us not to get married.

Oh is that it? Okay, fine.

Don't be too hot-headed.

Okay, I'll make up with her now.

Mommy!

Mommy!

Girlie, hold this.

- You! I will push you if you don't stop!

- Oh my God!

Marie!

Don't worry. She won't fall.

There's a barrier.

Marie, you're disrespecting my family!

Okay... I'm calling this wedding off!

I'm okay with my family.

Girlie!

Peter!

Hey, I'm also part of this family!

- Ouch!

- Granny!

Karma! See...

I don't get why she uses a wheelchair,

she's not even a politician.

Oh, I remember now, I can walk.

After everything that I've done

for you guys, this is how you repay me?

Yes. I think I made the right choice.

I'd rather marry someone

who has a heart for the family.

I hate you!

I hate you too!

I'm calling this wedding off!

Oh, dude. I'm sorry.

We have a situation.

We need your help, bro.

So who needs another

organ transplant this time?

Stop playing with my body organs.

Are you cannibals?

Why are you hot-headed all the time?

Why don't you install

air-conditioning on your forehead?

Who won't be hotheaded

with all the betrayal you did?

Girl, why don't you try to move on?

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