Girl, Boy, Bakla, Tomboy Page #8

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You Filipino-American girl!

He's a Fil-Am?

Yup. Fil-Am.

Half-feeling, half-ambitious.

How rude!

Wait! Wait!

Don't end this video call yet.

I have an important thing to tell you.

The wedding is cancelled.

Pops and Marie broke up.

Because Marie...

day and night... has no panty.

Really?

Yes, Bro. We are not kidding.

Dad broke up with her because...

he still loves our Mama.

How funny! Mama feels the same.

So that's why the past few days,

Mama was always sad.

And not just that, she talks

in her sleep, looking for Papa.

They still love each other.

So you mean... There is hope

for them to get back together?

That is why we called you.

We need your help.

We need to come up with a plan

for them to get back together.

Well... I have a bright idea.

And only Mark can pull this off.

Promise? Honest? I'm the star?

After all, we are family.

And families, no matter what happens...

are meant to be together,

loving one another.

Are you sure with this plan?

Seems too complicated.

According to Girlie...

this is the only way for Papa

to go back to the Philippines.

Uncle and Auntie

know about this already...

and they said if something wrong

happens to Mama because of this...

they will bury you quadruplets!

Do you know who are the quadruplets?

Of course!

Who?

The four of us kids. Right?

You're so ridiculous.

Just make sure Mama won't know

that I'm the one who "died".

I don't want to hurt her feelings.

I hope you succeed

with this absurd plan.

I'm the star here so

I'm sure this will be a success.

Close H.

Let's go.

- Help them.

- You do it.

Put everything in the car now.

Who died?

What's happening?

He?' What's going on?

Girlie, what happened?

It's about Mark, Dad.

What about Mark?

He's dead!

Mark is dead!

Who's Mark?

Mark is dead. And we gotta go back

to the Philippines right now!

I'll just get my passport and my wallet.

No, it's in the car.

We fixed everything.

Everything is okay,

nothing to worry. Let's go!

Who's the grandchild?

Mark.

Who's Mark?

Your grandchild.

We're about to start.

Why aren't they here yet?

I've been calling Peter and Girlie

since last night but no one's picking up.

Hey! What's happening there?

Are they here yet?

Yes, they're near. Don't worry...

they'll surely get here

within this month. Impatient.

Stop talking. They might hear you.

So who died?

Do we really have to attend the funeral?

Am I close to this person?

Very close! Very close, Sister.

What's important is you're here.

He's our neighbor.

We have so many neighbors.

My child...

Wait, why do we have to be here?

We're an all-star cast.

Who died?

Someone very close to us.

Auntie Tentay, our neighbor

who owns an eatery.

But we're not close.

Fine, let's take a seat.

Hello.

Peter, where are you?

We're at the cemetery.

The funeral is on-going.

Holy cow!

We're stuck in traffic.

Where exactly?

Up in the air.

We can't land because of air traffic.

We're dead!

Where's the dead?

At the mall, Father.

Joke! Of course, he's inside the casket.

What's his name?

Can we just give you his nickname?

Marky.

Your brother's namesake.

Marky.

Coincidence.

In the name of the Father, the Son

and the Holy Spirit... Amen.

Jesus who resurrected...

What's this?

Why am I going to be buried?

Father, time out.

We're waiting for someone.

I'm sorry. I still have

three funerals today.

We can start the burial.

- Stop them.

- Stop them.

Wait! Stop, Father.

No! Wait. You go ahead.

Wait! Wait!

Have mercy! Wait, Father! No! No!

Wait, please check if the grave is deep.

This isn't a good plan!

This can't happen, Ma!

That's not your relative.

- This can't be!!!

- But why?

No! Have mercy!

Ouch! My finger got stuck!

Ma!

Is he your relative?

We don't even know him.

- Ma, no!!!

- Panying, what are you doing?

Hey, have you tried it down there?

Stop her.

What's that?

What kind of a joke is this?

- This can't be!!!

- Ma!

Why?

Girlie, let's go!

Faster!

Hey! I can't breathe.

My daughter, please...

I said wait!

My daughter, what's happening?

Pia...

Hey! Pete! What are you doing here?

Pia, I'm sorry.

What?

Ma, the Wedding's cancelled.

Pops broke up with Marie.

I'm sorry too but

I can't bring myself to love you...

after all the pain you caused me.

Pia, I knowl made

a lot of mistakes in life.

Ma! Pa!

There's only one thing I did right.

That I loved you sincerely.

Let me kiss away the pain in your heart.

- Get on with your wooing later!

- Me?

I'm not in pain. I'm okay.

You're not sad?

No.

Your son died!

That one? No,

he's just Mark's namesake.

Super talk show.

You're going to regret this.

Please make up now!

That's my son's voice!

Our son is haunting us!

Right away?

I can't breathe!

I'm still alive!

This is just our gimmick so that Papa will

come home and you'll be together again.

What? Whose idea is this?

Girlie planned this! Come here!

And we were finally able 10 bury

everything that happened.

We were able 10 push Mama

and Papa to be together again.

Fm so happy because

we're finally complete.

Bu! wait, all of us

should be happy here.

So when I learned that Girlie

really loves Harry, I gave way.

And these children... they taught us

how to love one another.

If they can love one another

even if they are not real siblings...

we can do that too.

Panying and Liza are happily in love.

So Aiza and Charice...

get ready because my sister can

beat you both in singing and in love.

Now let's talk about my beauty.

I have the most handsome

boyfriend in the world.

We're all happily in love.

But wait, how about Peter?

There. All of us are happy now.

Bu! nothing can be happier than

a family that stays together.

Hey, come here!

Come here!

Like this ii selfie-seffie

but with the family.

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