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of orange juice tonight.

I just left it in the car.

But I can go get it.

Zack tells me that you've got 20 at $20.

Is that right?

You got a bathroom?

It's down the hall on the right.

Let me show you.

Maybe we could do this first?

F***!

We said Chicago. You said Philly.

I mean, maybe she didn't notice.

Everybody just keep it calm.

We're good.

You're fine.

Everything all right?

Fine.

Sh*t!

Sh*t!

It's all yours.

Ronna, hon, do we got

a deal here or not?

No, actually, we don't. I came

to tell you I couldn't get anything.

A resourceful girl like you?

I don't believe that.

It's true.

I just wanna make a deal here.

Can we?

Who the f*** are you? Monty Hall?

Did you know I'm only 17?

I probably shouldn't be drinking beer.

Seeing as I'm so...

...underage and all?

That means, get away from the door.

We go back to Todd's,

say they didn't show up...

...then exchange the pills for Claire.

We can't.

- Why not?

- Because they're gone! I flushed them!

Think of something.

I need 100 bucks or 20 hits of X.

What?

You took one, didn't you?

F*** you, Mannie!

How could you do this to me?

I need you now.

Drive!

Where?

Just drive.

I have an idea.

Were they round or oval?

White.

Round.

Like aspirin.

Like baby aspirin.

A or B?

B.

You're sure?

Well, I wasn't really looking.

Stop f***ing paging me, Claire!

Speak.

I'm just licking my dick.

What's up with you?

It's called the Crazy Horse.

You have to look it up.

I don't know what I'm up to.

Where's this party at?

The party?

Where's it at?

It's called "Mary X-mas."

"Mary," like a chick.

Like her name is Mary.

Not like you marry her,

you f***ing moron.

I don't know. It's some warehouse sh*t.

Will this be cool?

Yeah, I guess.

My friend Claire here says

it's gonna be a kick-ass f***ing time.

What, you know her?

It's your buddy Simon.

He's in Vegas.

Yeah, I know.

She knows.

Hell, I don't know.

Maybe.

Well, save a load for me, big boy.

Whatever.

What do you want for Christmas, Claire?

I don't know.

Do you wanna get laid?

No.

No, you don't wanna get laid?

Or no, you do, but you don't wanna

get laid with me?

Look, they'll be here.

They'll be here.

Are you a virgin?

What?

Come on, Claire.

Answer the question.

Answer the question, Claire!

Breakfast Club. I get it.

Very funny.

Don't say anything.

Try not to look so stoned.

This girl's brother already

came through with it...

I understand that.

Let me just, you know,

fill out a return slip here...

...and the manager will give

you a refund.

I'm trying to explain to you

what happened.

They already got the stuff somewhere

else. It was a miscommunication.

I can hear your thoughts.

Xiang Kai-Shek.

Famous Chinese ruler.

Starts with "X."

No, "C"

Chiang Kai-Shek.

You're going to die.

I'm keeping $50. Call it interest.

I'm really sorry about all this.

I just gave you a favour.

Here I thought you just gave me head.

Crown me.

At the risk of sounding like,

you know...

...me...

...what'll you do about being evicted?

Aren't you still short?

What?

I'm Kelly and this is Donna.

We're wondering

if you wanna hang out.

I think I feel something.

It's really smooth, isn't it?

Donna's brother here is a pharmacist,

so he got it for us.

His name's Chip. My brother.

Is it like a wave?

Or is it like a zoom?

It's like...

...floating.

Like...

..." Hey, man, how's the ground

down there?" and sh*t.

I got it.

Holy sh*t!

F***, yeah!

Sh*t!

It's really that cool?

Man, you gotta try this sh*t.

I'll buy it for you.

You know what makes it even better?

If you take, like,

a lot of pot with it.

I mean, like, a lot of pot.

I can't believe

you're selling allergy medicine.

We're out of that.

We're down to chewable aspirin.

Some people are saying

that you got some really good stuff.

Show me your tits.

So how much have you made?

Four hundred.

Where'd you get it?

This girl inside.

She and her friend had it.

Ecstasy. The real sh*t?

Pharmaceutical grade.

None of the crunchy, herbal rave sh*t.

Best 20 bucks you could spend.

What's wrong?

I can't feel my hands.

Jesus, you're burning up.

I can't carry you, okay?

I'm leaving you here.

I'm gonna go get the car.

All right? Just hide here, okay?

Just like a little mouse.

I'm gonna get the car, then come

back for you. I'll see you soon, okay?

How are sales?

I can explain.

I'm not gonna ask you to.

It's not a highly ethical industry.

But goddamn, you f***ed me over

for 20 lousy hits.

It's not what it looks like.

It sort of is, but it's complicated.

Not really.

I know I f***ed up, okay?

Please...

...I can make it up to you.

I'm the last person

you should ask a favour from.

I have the money.

I have more than I owe you.

So now you're an entrepreneur.

Jalisco? Where's Jalisco?

In Mexico.

Simon, no one is going

to take your shift.

Nothing brings back

warm holiday memories like...

Don't.

Why not?

Because she's been on for 14 hours.

- Ronna.

- No.

- I didn't ask yet.

- The answer's no.

Christmas is a time for giving.

Mistletoe?

- How much you owe?

- $380.

- That's nothing.

- It's more than I got.

Want my shift?

My best mates are going

to Las Vegas this weekend.

I've never been.

I'm told it's incredible.

If you take my shift,

I can go with them. Everybody wins.

Cash up front?

Deal.

I'll give you an extra $20

for a blowj*b.

F***ing let me out of here!

What?

Shut your big butt.

Motherfucking jack-in-the-box!

Dude, you passed out

before we left L.A.

He still looks great.

Watch out.

Damn!

Man, watch the kicks!

That is nasty.

Peep this.

This chick's bobbing up and down

on my dick like Marilyn Chambers...

She found your dick?

Then she moves around the outside.

She's painting the tree.

It hits her in the eye.

And her contact? It's, like, stuck

on the end of my dick.

Yo, her contact is stuck

on the end of my dick!

Was it hard or soft?

My dick?

- The contact lens.

- Remember if it was coloured?

That she had two blue eyes...

...and now one blue and one brown?

What does it matter?

It matters because it happened to me.

That was my story.

I told that story a year ago, man.

The difference is I knew

those small details.

That and my story was true.

Whatever.

"Whatever"?

Whatever.

What do you mean?

Pull your stinky dinky out of my ass!

I was making conversation.

F***!

Give a n*gger a break!

"N*gger"? What n*gger, this n*gger?

I told you my mother's mother's

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