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making those veggie burgers you love.

You can have as many as you want.

Just help me get through this scene.

Just help me get through this scene.

That's it.

Smell them. Smell them.

Smell the veggie burgers.

Can you smell them?

I'm not delusional!

Then grab her f***ing arms!

- She's not dead.

- No sh*t!

If she isn't dead,

then we didn't kill her.

- We can leave her.

- She's almost dead.

If we leave her and she dies,

why'd we come back?

You still killed her.

I killed her?

Come on, I didn't mean it like that.

It's not like I'd ever

testify against you.

Let's stick to plan A.

What? In plan A, she was dead.

Wait. What...?

Okay, new plan.

Man, that's Kelly.

Somebody beat the crap out of her.

Can somebody call an ambulance?

Look.

They're getting her an ambulance.

She'll be fine.

It's good. Good.

She's gonna be fine.

What about that guy?

With the gun.

He could still go after her.

Hello? Look, girl in ditch:

Our problem.

Girl out of ditch:

Her problem.

Sorry. Look, we did the right thing.

What? Okay, approximately.

In a half-assed, thrown-together,

bouillabaisse-y kind of way...

...we did the right thing.

Right?

She's fine.

Right.

- Just sit anywhere you want.

- Actually, I'm...

...meeting people.

Have you seen Ronna or Mannie?

We're twins.

Coffee. Here you go.

We meet here after we go out,

in case we get separated.

I'm sorry.

Thanks for buying me breakfast.

Unless you wanna sit alone,

I can...

No.

Fine.

See, I knew you weren't all evil.

What do you have against

The Family Circus?

You read your paper...

...and you're enjoying

your two-page comic spread.

And there's The Family

f***ing Circus...

...bottom right corner,

just waiting to suck.

And that's the last thing

you read, so...

...it spoils everything

you read before it.

You could just not read it.

I hate it, yet I'm

uncontrollably drawn to it.

Are you gonna...?

You know what I like about you?

And it's not your face.

You're only medium-cute.

But I think it's...

...you're the first non-fake

person I've met here.

It's kind of nice.

Professional curiosity:

What are you on?

- I'm serious.

- So am I. What are you on?

Ginseng and Dexatrim.

You know what I like best

about Christmas?

The surprises.

You get this box and you're sure

you know what's inside.

You shake it, weigh it,

convinced you have it pegged.

No doubt in your mind.

But then you open it up,

and it's different.

You know. Wow! Bang! Surprise!

It's kind of like

you and me here, you know?

I'm not saying it's anything it's not.

Come on, this time yesterday,

who would've thunk it?

How'd you get out?

Well, isn't this romantic?

Simon's apartment is here.

On Orlando, just off of Third.

There's construction on La Cienega,

so you might wanna take Fairfax.

Well, thanks.

Why don't you drive them yourself?

You could help them pull the trigger.

Listen, I'm gonna need

to hide out here for a while...

Guys, guys.

Come on!

Don't let him kill me!

Do it!

Stop it!

Shut up!

Hello? Witness?

- You'll shoot us both?

- Shut up.

This little f*** shot my son.

In the arm.

So you'll shoot all of us?

What do you actually want?

Justice.

That should be the fleshiest bit,

right there.

So it should be okay if you hit that.

Right. Cheers.

I can't.

What do you mean, you can't?

You just pull the f***ing trigger.

Pull the f***ing trigger!

If he knows he'll be shot,

it's not the same thing.

Just point!

Shoot him!

I don't mind.

See? He don't mind.

If your mother could see you now.

You're disgusting!

Pull the trigger.

It's different.

No sh*t!

He shot you!

- Where you going?

- To work.

See? The girl's leaving.

See you later!

It's all right! I'm okay!

Things didn't go exactly as planned,

you know?

And where's Mannie?

F*** me!

You look like sh*t.

Found them.

Let's go.

Here, I'll drive.

Do you have enough money

for your rent?

And 20 left over.

Maybe I'll open a savings account.

So...

...what are we doing

for New Year's?

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