God Bless America Page #2
Well, maybe you can press "pause"?
But I'm almost to the next level!
Hit "pause."
Hi, Daddy.
Hey, kid!
You excited to come see me tomorrow?
I want to stay with mommy.
Why?
Because there's nothing to do
at your house.
What do you mean there's nothing to do?
We do lots of stuff.
We play in the park, we go to the zoo,
we make art.
Your house is boring!
Well, you're coming to see me.
Do you have a present for me?
No.
Hey.
Where'd she go?
She just handed the phone back.
You know, I should have never let you
move her out of town.
Frank, she didn't like to come visit you
even when we lived in Syracuse.
All right, well, Alison,
see what you can do
about changing her mind, okay?
Bye.
So, we're done talking?
No, Brad.
Oh, hey, listen, um...
I'm not sure I remembered to tell you,
but, um...
Brad and I are getting married.
Well, tell Brad, uh...
when he's down there
to smell my balls, all right?
Frank says hi.
Tell him hi back.
Bye, Ava!
Alison, get her to come, okay?
It means everything to me.
God, Frank, I'll try, all right?
You are such a drama queen.
Drama queen!
Drama queen!
Daddy is a drama queen!
Yeah, thanks.
Hi, Karen.
Hi.
Oh, uh...
here's that book
I was telling you about.
Thanks.
True, true.
But you know what I was thinking?
If he plays that good
with only one testicle,
maybe the whole team should get cancer.
Oh, killed it, boss!
I can't believe you said that!
Oh, come on, I'm just saying
what you're all thinking.
Oh, my God!
I feel so bad for him. Is he for real?
Yes, he's for real.
He was on "Fat Boy" this morning.
That's real all right... real bad!
Oh! You're real bad!
I think he's good.
Not!
You scared me.
You had me.
I think I hurt my back
on that one!
You probably like him secretly.
See? Right there.
# Do you like the things
that life is... #
Here comes his pitchy part.
Yeah.
# Where are you going to? #
Oh!
# ...what you're hoping for? #
# When you look behind you,
there's no open door #
# What are you hoping for? #
So, what about you, Frank?
Did you see that freak
on "American Superstarz" last night?
What?
Last night, the freak
on "American Superstarz"?
No.
I mean, yes,
I saw that guy accidentally.
I don't watch "American Superstarz."
You don't watch it, but you saw him.
Yeah, right.
What, are you too good for the show?
Yeah, I'm too good for a karaoke contest
that makes stars
out of people with no talent.
You can't say that, dude!
Some of those kids have real talent.
No, they don't.
They have good pitch.
They're relatively clean.
They're non-threatening
to little girls and old ladies.
They have the ability to stand in line
with a stadium full of other
desperate and confused people.
But I assure you, they are talent-free.
Yeah, well, I bet 32 million people
would disagree with you, bro,
'cause that's how many people called in
to vote last year on the finale.
I wish I was a super-genius inventor
and could come up with a way
to make a telephone
into an explosive device
that was triggered
by the "American Superstarz"
voting number.
The battery could explode
and leave a mark on the face
so I could know who to avoid talking to
before they even talked.
Yeah, I could look and say,
"Mm, no, you're not gonna be
saying anything
that's gonna add any value to my life."
Yeah, but it's funny.
I mean, you gotta admit that.
Steven Clark, that's funny sh*t, Frank.
It's not nice to laugh
at someone who's not all there.
It's the same type
of freak-show distraction
that comes along every time
a mighty empire starts collapsing.
"American Superstarz"
is the new Colosseum.
And I won't participate
in watching a show
where the weak are torn apart
every week for our entertainment.
I'm done, really.
Everything is so cruel now.
I just want it all to stop.
I feel sorry
for Jennifer Aniston.
Oh, yeah, it's tragic.
You know, and I don't care
how many foreigners she adopts,
I do not like Angelina Jolie.
Me either!
I mean, nobody talks
about anything anymore.
They just regurgitate
everything they see on TV
or hear on the radio
or watch on the web.
When was the last time you had
a real conversation with someone
without somebody texting
or looking at a screen
or a monitor over your head?
You know, a conversation
about something
that wasn't celebrities, gossip, sports,
or pop politics?
You know, something...
something important
or something personal?
You know what?
"Tate and Jeff" were talking
about that this morning.
They were saying how their freedom
of speech is in jeopardy.
What, you don't listen to them, either?
No, I don't.
What, are you more of
a "K.T. and the Snake Pit" type of guy?
'Cause those guys are pussies,
Frank, all right?
And they stole everything they got
from "Tate and Jeff."
I really don't like any of them.
How can you say that, bro?
So, maybe they're not
"politically correct,"
but it's funny, Frank.
Well, seeing how as I'm not afraid
of foreigners or people with vaginas,
I guess I'm just not
their target audience.
You don't get it.
If you got it,
you wouldn't be so offended.
Oh, I get it, and I am offended.
Not because I got a problem
with bitter, predictable,
whiny millionaire disc jockeys
complaining about celebrities
or how tough their life is,
while I live in an apartment
with paper-thin walls
next to a couple of Neanderthals
who, instead of a baby,
decided to give birth
to some kind of nocturnal
civil defense air-raid siren
that goes off every f***ing night
like it's Pearl Harbor.
I'm not offended that they act
like it's my responsibility
to protect their rights to pick
on the weak like pack animals
or that we're supposed to support
their freedom of speech
when they don't give a f***
about yours or mine.
So you're against freedom of speech now?
That's in the Bill of Rights, man.
I would defend their freedom of speech
if I thought it was in jeopardy.
I would defend their freedom of speech
to tell uninspired, bigoted blow-job,
gay-bashing racist and rape jokes
all under the guise of being edgy,
but that's not the edge.
That's what sells.
They couldn't possibly pander any harder
or be more commercially mainstream,
because this is the "Oh, no,
you didn't say that" generation,
where a shocking comment
has more weight than the truth.
No one has any shame anymore,
and we're supposed to celebrate it.
I saw a woman throw a used tampon
at another woman last night
on network television,
a network that bills itself
as "Today's Woman's" channel.
Kids beat each other blind
and post it on YouTube.
I mean, do you remember
when eating rats and maggots
on "Survivor" was shocking?
I'm sure the girls
from "Two Girls, One Cup"
dating show on VH1 any day now.
I mean, why have a civilization anymore
if we no longer are interested
in being civilized?
Frank...
Can I see you in my office?
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