Going Postal Page #8
- Year:
- 2010
- 185 min
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(ALL SHOUT HERETlC)
Well, now you mention it,
l can definitely see a praying man.
(ALL EXCLAlM)
(ALL GO QUlET)
(MAN MUTTERS) He can see.
What's going on?
You're under arrest,
that's what's going on.
(YELPS)
Hello again.
(STANLEY) Mr Lipwig.
l demand you step aside.
Can't you wait
until Mr Lipwig returns?
Mr Lipwig is in breach of contract.
But we golems
are satisfied with him.
You've been manipulated by him.
Not manipulated.
Persuaded.
Now you're making me angry.
Pump 1 9.
l will assemble the golems.
Mr Lipwig.
You've had a most strenuous day,
have you not?
Can't be as strenuous
as signing death warrants.
Joke.
Oh, l'm sorry, l hadn't realised.
Do tell me if you feel obliged
to make another.
To be honest, today has all been
a bit of a blur.
There's $1 50,000 buried
in the forest.
And you have no idea
how it got there.
lt's miraculous.
A remarkable coincidence that
it is precisely the sum of money
that was hidden
by a notorious conman.
Conman?
Who was that then?
We hanged him. He's dead.
lsn't he?
Yes. He's dead.
Excellent.
So, as this money
is a gift from the gods,
it should be used for
the public good, should it not?
The eyes, Mr Lipwig.
Hmm?
You can trust me.
Oh, that.
Made from turtle egg shells.
lngenious.
Thank you.
l meant me
for making you postmaster.
Ah. Marvellous.
Mr Lipwig.
But if l'm to restore the Post
Office, l have to pay the builders.
Send the bills to Drumknott.
Your job is to make sure
that Reacher Gilt
is in no position to burn
the Post Office down again.
He's a murderer.
An accusation
for which you have hard evidence?
Your spies could find some evidence,
no doubt.
Spies?
l did hear there was a man
on the inside.
But he was dropped
from his position.
Quite literally.
John Dearheart was your spy?
He was a spy.
But he didn't get very far.
Perhaps if he'd possessed
the agile mind of a conman,
he might have had more success
as a spy.
You think l'm some thug piece
to be moved around at your leisure?
Precisely.
No.
l won't be your spy.
Shame. Miss Dearheart
would have been impressed.
(ADORA) lndeed it is
the very essence of golem.
But enough is enough.
This postmaster, this Lipwig,
is an exploiter.
The Golem Trust can't allow it
and won't allow it.
Just because
you don't need a tea break
doesn't mean you're not
entitled to one.
Right now the Post Office
needs you more than you need it.
There is only one course of action
to take in those circumstances.
Strike and strike hard.
So what do we want?
OK.
OK, let's go straight to the vote.
an immediate withdrawal of labour
raise your hand.
Oh, l see.
l suppose you all think the sun
shines out of Lipwig's backside.
Very well.
But don't come running to me
when you're so worn out
that the only thing you're able
to hold is a pot plant.
Adora.
Adora, wait.
How dare you turn my golems
against me.
You're the one who said
they can't be manipulated.
The brochure is being revised.
Did you know your brother was a spy
for Lord Vetinari?
You really will say anything
just to get my attention.
lt's the truth.
Let my brother rest in peace.
Fine, then here's what we'll do.
We'll keep on fighting day and night.
We'll make sure
we never share information
that could damage the clacks.
That way Reacher Gilt's sure to win.
You think you're the only one
who can bring down Reacher Gilt.
The arrogance, the conceit.
l don't need you.
l'll show you just how much
l don't need you.
The one-woman crusade, how noble.
You'll see. The whole city will see.
Good work, lads.
Are we ready, Mr Groat?
Just a few more, sir.
Bet you're glad you invented
perforations, eh, Stanley?
Strange thing is some people
are sending letters to themselves.
What?
Once the stamp has been through
the post it makes it more real.
You see, people are collecting them.
Just like you and your pins, eh?
Pins?
Oh, pins.
No, pins are just
pointy metal things.
Ready to roll, sir.
All you good people of the city.
Now run in conjunction
with Hobson's Livery,
to crack the whip
on the overnight express
to Sto Lat.
So much for us having won.
How dare the gods work against me.
l don't remember
giving them permission.
Why don't we just concentrate
on our own business?
Because Lipwig's taking
our business.
Look at them.
One artist's impression...
and they believe.
Of course,
posting the letter is one thing.
Making sure it arrives
is another thing altogether.
Yah! Yah!
(LAUGHS)
Oh, here we go again.
What's up?
lt's jammed.
Maybe it's iced up.
Better call maintenance.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Like we got three days to waste.
(SPEAKS JlBBERlSH)
Princess,
you've got to come and see this.
l'm looking right at it.
A fault?
lt seems it's spreading
right through the system,
which is why we need
to shut everything down now.
Shut down the entire clacks?
lt's the only way.
Did l tell you the good news,
Mr Pony?
l'm recommending you for a pay rise.
A substantial pay rise.
And l'm pushing for a bonus, too.
That's very generous of you,
Mr Gilt.
Nothing less than you deserve,
Mr Po-
Or may l call you...
..George.
Problem is, George,
l have to answer to the board.
And what will they say
when my very next sentence is,
"Mr Pony wants to shut down
the clacks."
Well, you don't have to be
a boardroom veteran
to work that one out, do you?
l want you to have that bonus,
George.
l really do.
So l'm going to ask you
just one more time.
Are you absolutely sure you can't
solve this technical hiccough
without having to shut down
the whole system?
Well, maybe we can come at it
from a different angle.
By damn it, George,
you've talked me into it.
l'll tell the board you've got
the whole thing under control.
Your skill and ingenuity
will be the saving of the company.
l hadn't budgeted for any pay rises,
Reacher.
You won't have to.
Money dangled is much more
effective than...
(BOTH) ..money given.
Er, talking of wages.
How much did you pay
the banshee in the end?
What does it matter?
l just need to reconcile my ledger.
You mean you actually intend
to write down how much
l paid an assassin?
l've always done it in the past.
Well, got to keep records, Reacher.
Can't cover your tracks if you
don't know where you've left them.
And is that the only ledger?
No, l've got dozens of them
going back years.
Oh.
l'd love to see them, Horsefry.
Really?
Yes.
They're in my office.
Come up any time.
Now, Crispin.
l want to see them.
Now.
Never shown any interest before.
No.
Well, l'm very interested in...
..settling accounts.
Thank you.
There you are.
So that's what she meant.
Mr Lipwig, sir.
Oh, calamity.
The mail coach is back, sir.
Already?
But there's no mail.
And not much coach.
So efficient.
Thank you.
Nice to be appreciated.
What have you done, Horsefry?
Er...
..my job.
Account for things.
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