Goliyon Ki Rasleela Ram-Leela Page #2

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What do you think, Vanka?

Yes...yes!

What are you sitting here

and nodding your head for?

Spit it out, bhai!

Yes Hujoor, the court has

issued a notice in your name.

It is an enquiry regarding

the 4 murders last month.

Oh! Regarding

the 4 murders last month,

what about the 6 which

will happen next month?

Forget about the past.

I told you, don't press the bone...

Vanka, bring your court here...

Dhankor will go nowhere.

Yes...of course Hujoor.

Ujjwal, where is Kanji?

Hujoor, I will call him right away...

You have come home after 10 long

days, I am not sparing you tonight.

Really?

Kanji bhai! Baa is calling you!

I need to go meet Baa, I

haven't met her since I've returned.

A lovely proposal has come for Leela,

I need to show the

boy's picture to Baa.

Show it to her later, you

have another priority right now...

Oh come on,

you will ruin all the photos.

Give me just one peek!

He must be from Ahmedabad!

He is an NRI...

You mean, Leela who is

like a red chilli will get...

...a groom who's

like a chocolate cake?

He will move in with

us post the wedding...

...we won't let him take Leela away.

You mean Leela won't

stay with her in-laws?

Let me tell you,

this kind of possessiveness

for your sister is ridiculous.

I also left my maternal

home post marriage.

So am I not possessive

about you as well?

Kanjibhai!

Attending your Baa and your sister's

whims and fancies all day long...

...how will we ever make babies?

Kanji bhai, Baa is calling you!

Go and tell Baa,

Kanji will meet her after half...

...no, one hour.

Ujjwal, why has Kanji not come yet?

He is on his way,Hujoor.

This year's chilli crop

seems extremely fiery...

Bhavanimtaste and tell.

Baa

Baa you asked for me?

Pranaam!(Blessings).

You have been home for a while and now

you find the time to come and see me?

Baa, actually...

I know what happens behind

those closed doors all day long...

...when will we see the result of it?

Anyways, what about the proposal

which has come for my Leela?

He is an NRI, Baamgood,

simple guy...this is his photo.

Never mind the photo...

call him over for Holi.

So Bhavani, what say?

Now use this fire...

magainst the Rajadis.

We've held these Rajadis

on a leash for 25 years,

but now their guns are blaring.

Do me a favor let's play Holi...

Go away...Move!

Stop it all of you sex-starved

losersmcome on...today is Holi!

Why wasting time watching porn,

when we can real fun outside!

Oh go away!

The main scene is going on...

Hey Ram bhai, Keshav is going

to get married soon, let him watch...

...he needs bedroom lessons otherwise

he will be clueless on his first night!

What are friends for? We will

reach in time to do the needful.

Bhaimbhai...

Come on...today we will celebrate your

bachelor party in the Sanera Mansion!

What?

Obviously...we have already

enjoyed all the Rajadi girls.

Are you crazy? Has any

Rajadi ever gone there before?

We will go...

trust me the first time is the best.

Celebrate Holi with the enemy?

Rubbish!

If anyone sees us there,

they will shoot us on the spot!

We are not afraid, Baapla.

You loser! There is only one

kind of gun needed to play Holi...

...and that everyone has, right?

Of course!!!

Anyways, no one will

recognize us in the chaos...

...don't worry...we are safe.

I guarantee it.

Come on now...l will pay

for the next two porn films...

...let's go,

I can't control it anymore!

And see...

Watch out all of you Sanera girls,

I am coming!

Happy Holi!

You betrayed us to the Rajadis?!

You coward! I swear, I will kill you!

Baa...

Welcome...Please com e. - Hey...

Baa, meet Karsanbhai,

our future son-in-law. - Welcome.

Good evening, Baa.

God bless...Please take a seat.

- No, I'm fine.

You have come all the way

from London, you must be hungry...

No thanks.

This is Aandva (testicles

in Gujarati) right?

It's Haandva(a Gujarati delicacy),

not Aandva...

Ya...same thing...Aandva!

Haandva...H...H...

I craved so much

for this in London...

Ever smiling guy.

He is a good catch, Kanji.

By the way Karsanbhai,

what do you do?

I am an Archaeologist.

Meaning?

It means we dig up old

structures and study them...

Really?

Studying, digging, restoring...

You know what I mean...

Um m--.By the way what

is your family business?

Shooting, smuggling, killing...

...you know, what I mean...

Welcome to the family business...

...oh, your hands are shaking?

The day your hands stop shaking,

holding the gun...

...would be the correct

day for the wedding, right Kanji?

Yes Baa.

Karsan bhai, this is the family

you will get married into...

...and wishing you a very happy Holi!

Happy Holi!

Greetings!

Stop screwing around!

How much deeper do you want to go?

I will push in till the end,

Baapla...

I think you are trying

to bell the cat!

Hey! If you are scared, then leave...

Hey!

Now how many times will

you change your clothes?

But I don't want to get married...

Baa has summoned you

so that's it...

God bless you.

Karsan, meet my daughter Leela...

Hey Ram, let's go!

She is the enemy's daughter!

Oh destiny!

We are star-crossed lovers!

Leela, meet your groom.

Karsan from London...

...Kanji has chosen him for you.

Happy Ho, Miss Leah...

I will be honored

if you agree to marry me.

Congratulations!

It's agreed then...touch

the feet and take the blessings now.

Touch the feet!

Hey...

He is such a catch!

Oh, she is so coy!

Happy Holi!

"As my heart soars up to join you."

"It leaves this world

behind for you..."

"I've tasted blood."

"The sleeping desire in my

veins has now awakened."

"I've tasted blood."

"By touching of lips..."

"...from the corner of dreams."

"By touching of lips..."

"...from the corner of dreams."

This bloodlust has brought

us together forever...

"I've tasted blood."

"I've tasted blood."

"Today this mad one is

roaming here and there..."

"Today, the breath is stuck

with him only."

"It used to flow freely.

It used to remain full to brim."

"It used to flow freely.

It used to remain full to brim."

"I don't know when it

went away taking my life."

"Lips, touched lips, touched blood."

"I've tasted blood."

"I've tasted blood."

"The sleeping desire in my

veins has now awakened."

"I've tasted blood."

"By touching of lips,

from the corner of dreams."

"By touching of lips,

from the corner of dreams."

"Lips, touched lips,

touched blood."

"I've tasted blood."

"I've tasted blood."

"I've tasted blood."

Despite all our wealth and clout,

those mm boys managed

to saunter 'mm our house.

How to recognize the enemy in

all that color and chaos, Kanjibhai!

Idiot, you don't need to

see the enemy, you sense him.

And Vanka,

I heard those Rajadis have hidden...

...a huge stock of

bullets in their home...

Should I be giving you

this information?

I was just about to tell you, but...

But what?

We have to clip their wings Vanka.

Listen, Radhubhai

has gone on a pilgrimage.

And his two sons Ram and

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