Goliyon Ki Rasleela Ram-Leela Page #3

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Meghji are completely useless.

I agree.

Now do you want me to spell

out what needs to be done next?

You know I like the color of money,

so do you want me to spell out...

...what needs to be done next?

Here, as much as you want.

But beware,

if I ever see any

Rajadi around my Leela,

then you will pay

for it with your blood.

Come on now Ram...

we are fed up...

...we have been waiting for hours

but not a glimpse of that girl.

Let's leave now!

Not without seeing her...

I can't control anymore,

I am going in!

Don't stop me!

She is all I can think aboutl!

Then you need to get your

thoughts out of your pantsl!

Right now my heart, my thoughts

everything is in my pants!

But how will you find her room?

- Very simple.

Moonlight will stream

out of her windows...

"because she is the moon itsel!

Hey Romeo, what if it turns

out to be her mother's room?

Then arrange for my funeral!

And what if it's her brother's room?

Then arrange for His funeral!

I hope you are aware what will happen

if you enter the wrong room?

But can you imagine what all

can happen if I enter the right room?

You will be the death of us.

Gosh...it's you?

You've come till here?

If you want I can come till there...

Have you lost your mind, if someone

sees you, you will be in big trouble!

I am already in trouble...

...you have taken my breath away

and I need it back!

So take it and leave, anyways

we don't keep anything of strangers.

Stranger?

Have you forgotten how

you colored this stranger?

How can I forget that?

Hey theremwait up,

I have come to tell you a secret...

- What?

- Secret!

- Hi!

- Hi!

So what's the secret?

Listen, get this straight...

...don't fall in love with me

I am a Rajadi, your enemy!

Enemy?

No wonder our eyes were battling...

Wow!

You are as sexy as

you are dangerous...

And you are as dangerous

as you are cocky!

That's why I have an awesome idea...

...let's change our last names!

Then I won't be a Rajadi

and you won't be a Sanera...

Simple. Problem solved.

Will you eat a rose

if you start calling it rice?

- What's in a name?

- Good point!

Leela !!!

Oh Lord Ram!

How beautiful my name

sounds when you say it!

' What?

- Ram !

Leela ! Ram Leela!

Leela...

- Wait...I'm coming!

- I am sleeping!

Shut up, I am coming!

Hey, what are you doing? Go.

- Yes, but Leave me...

Where are you going?

Hey, Leela...

On my Way!

Why aren't you opening the door?

What is that noise

coming from your room?

A peacock has entered my room!

Forget the peacock,

Baa is calling you downstairs...

You go ahead, I will come in a bit...

Come soon!

Now you have reached my bed?

Your bed is as hot as you.

Quite daring you are...

risked your life and came here!

Am I that beautiful?

Yes! I will give up my life for

you...take a bullet right here...

...on my chest.

Oh! You have absolutely

no hair on your chest!

Oh! Neither do you...

There is a saying around here,

a man with a hairless chest

cannot be trusted.

Forget about trusting me...

just marry me.

Marry you?

Ok fine.

I have been desperately

waiting for my wedding day.

You agreed so easily!

Haven't I waited

so long for you already?

What...?

Come on give me your cell number.

Here...my business card,

freshly printed.

Ram Rajadi. 3G Businessman.

I will call you if I feel like...

And if I feel like,

I will come to meet you.

I forgot to write my

address on it, should I?

- Aey!

- Aey!

Key!

key...

key...

key...

key...

key...

Well, even the peacocks want it now.

Want what?

What you want...

what I want...to make love...

Peacocks don't do all this...

...they just spread

their wings and dance.

Not dance, its romance.

See, just like before doing it,

we spread ourselves...

...they spread their wings...

Leela, what are you up to?

Hasn't your peacock left yet?

I am trying to shoo it away.

You better come down fast,

or else Kanjibhai will be here with

his gun to get rid of your peacock!

Okay, listen!

Leave! Go!

Leela!

I am coming, bhabhi!

Leela!

She is bad news to our romance!

Call me! - Yes! Leave now!

Hey listen...

Yes, tell me...

Receive your call, it's ringing.

Hm m. I was peacefully

asleep in thy heart...

...is it from there

that you pulled out my card?

Grapes are green,

Bananas appear gold,

Leela belongs to Ram

the whole world has been told.

Through the night, you have

sent 48 such stupid messages.

Where the hell are you?

After meeting you,

I have only been flying...

...in the barren desert all night,

I kept lying.

You're still at it?

Didn't you sleep at all?

A knife cuts an apple,

an apple is cut by a knife,

you worry for me like

you're already my wife.

Awesome,

so come over and make my life!

I feel like seeing you.

My Baapji is out of town...

...baby,so I will have to

manage the gun shop. You come over.

Then I will fly to you like a plane,

for it won't be in vain,

let Baa kill me,

for you I will suffer any pain.

Darling, I don't think

you Saneras are daring enough...

...to venture into enemy lane.

Don't you dare me

or I'll pull the trigger.

So go ahead, Pull it!

Lady, here's your Happy Ending shop,

give me 10 rupees in change...

I don't have any change.

Whoa hottie! It's you?

You dared me, right!

See, I am here in the Rajadi side...

...walked out from

right under Baa's nose.

Now go pay the Chhakda

(scooter) driver...

Loser!

Hurry up, everyone.

Loser no...your Lover yes!

Hey! You deserve a 100!

Why did you pull down

the shutter during business hours?

I don't care about this business...

this is anyways my brother's shop...

I don't like guns, bullets or fights,

I only prefer blouses that are tight.

Looks like you are useless...

I'm sure you don't make any money?

Honey I make a lot of money!

- Really?

- Yes.

I have a 3G business!

G for Garage of stolen cars,

G for Grade C adult

films' video store...

...G for handling the

Girls of this village...

I'm a busy man you see.

Hey, busy man...

I have fallen for you, I want you.

Hey!

Your Baa doesn't own me...

...did you ask for my permission?

What if I am not interested in you?

I will make you mine...

What about your darling Karsan?

Yuck! I will shoo him away...

What if your family objects?

I will convince them...

What if I leave you?

I will kill you.

"A game of bullets and kisses."

"As playful as the love

between you and me..."

"A game of bullets and kisses."

"As playful as the love

between you and me..."

"A game of bullets and kisses."

"As playful as the love

between you and me..."

"This is...Love at war!"

"This is...Love at war!"

"This is...Love at war!"

"You're a fighter

plane but you're my life."

"Our bed is a battle field."

"You're a fighter plane

but you're my life."

"Our bed is a battle field."

"if you press the trigger,

I'll play kisses."

"if you press the trigger,

I'll play kisses."

"This is...Love at war!"

"This is...Love at war!"

"This is...Love at war!"

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