Goliyon Ki Rasleela Ram-Leela Page #4

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"This is...Love at war!"

"This is...Love at war!"

Smile pleasemlook up a little...

That's it.

Hey bhai, enough now, go away!

Thank you.

Miss Leela!

Hey! What are you doing here?

I had left you at the temple, right?

What would have I told Baa,

had you got lost?

Nice...

What photos are these?

I am clicking pictures

of these villagers for my book.

By the way, where can I

find those naked tribal women?

You Rascal!

I am sorry, Leela. - Scoot!

- Sorry, Leela.

Hey!

We have orders...

...to raid this place!

Movemget back!

Oh, so you have pickled

the bullets as well?

Turn on that tap...

...these buggers might

even be bathing with bullets...

Hey! So what Vanka?

You know very well we

deal in bullets, not in roses!

The license is for the shop,

not home.

It's illegal to store

bullets in the house.

Tell you what Vanka,

you've acted really well

as a Police officer,

now keep this payment

for your performance as well.

You've said this today,

don't ever say it again.

I'm an honest man.

You will have to come

to the Police station.

Come on Vanka bhai,

before we go to the police station,

why don't you come upstairs and check

the awesome stuff stashed in here.

I guarantee you will be satisfied.

What vast difference between

the two brothers...l am coming.

With a brother like

him who needs an enemy?

You are such an honest man Ram bhai,

you willingly shared the information.

Oh, I have a very helpful nature,

Vanka bhai.

Leave...- Listen!

Hmm...make sure you check

every nook and corner...

...not a single bullet

should escape the eye.

Let me go.

This...is a bomb not a

bullet Ram bhai...what a film!

Dirty film. Part 2.

It is fire on ice.

Fully Fresh! Full raunchy!

My guarantee!

This was the place to raid, Ram bhai.

Let's assume that's what happened.

So, can I keep all these DVD's?

So, can I keep all these bullets?

Listen guys, forget the bullets,

and grab these DVD's!

Quite a colorful man you are.

I am so glad your raid was a success.

You have found the ladder to success,

now you can even jump

on Hariganga with it.

The truth is Ram bhai,

I just don't understand,

had we come to raid or get raided.

That Rajadi Ram ruined the raid

and saved all the bullets.

Now those bastards

are celebrating.

And your bloody Vanka also

turned out to be a turncoat,

he got money from you

and pleasure from them.

Yes, Brother!

God bless me and my brethren!

God bless me and my brethren!

Yes, Brother!

Yes, Brother!

May no evil befall upon us ever!

For the evil has been won

over by us once again!

Yes, Brother!

God bless me and my brethren!

God bless me and my brethren!

Yes, Brother!

Hmm...you have clicked some

good pictures, Karsan bhai.

Thank you...

You should click my pictures too!

Whenever you say, Baa.

Oh, this one is special...

Take a look, Kanji.

Kanji!

If you are done counting

Rajadi bullets then look at this.

What were you doing

in the Rajadi area, Leela?

Answer me! Why did you go there?

I am asking you something, Leela!

You only asked me to show

the entire village to Karsan...

...and he insisted on seeing

the gun market. He took me there.

- But, Miss Leela...

- Shut up!

Or else I will tell everyone...

...you were after

the naked tribal girls.

Pervert!

What a cute couple...

Now we should not delay

the wedding any further...

Start the preparations.

Bhavani, you book the caterers

and that Henna girl from Surat.

And Rasila...

Yes, Baa?

Take her latest measurements.

Her wedding dress will be

made tomorrow itself. - Okay.

Oh, she is so coy.

Leela, why did you walk away?

You are so short tempered.

Did I commit a sin by

going to the Rajadi area?

It is a sin to build a

relationship with the Rajadis.

I know what's going on...

and which Peacock visits your room.

Then go ahead

snitch on me and finish the matter.

No matter what,

Baa will get you married to Karsan.

We have a lot of work,

come on let's take your measurements.

Why give measurements when

I don't want to get married...

Hmm...he is calling right?

Go ahead get us both killed!

What is it? Why are you calling me?

Why didn't you come?

Your waist size must be 28, right?

No, it might be 24,

but where are you?

And hips? Forty Two?

Forget about the hips!

Why are you taking my measurements?

Tell me, is your bosom 36?

Not 36! 136!

136! Wow my large hearted girlfriend!

Come here...let me

drown in your bosom.

Enough...now stop fooling around,

there is a big problem.

Oh come here...

Tell me what has happened?

Listen I think Baa might

be aware of our love story...

...she is preponing my wedding,

something needs to be done.

So let's start by

taking your measurements...

...neck...

...like a peacock...

...long and beautiful...

and where your neck ends...

...your waist starts...

like a deer...

...so slim and appealing.

And your butt is like this garden,

it will remain here long

after I'm married and gone...

Leela?

I'm going to my room. Don't follow me!

What don't follow me,

see I have bought an adult film CD.

The title is,

Enemy Desire Pants on Fire.

First let's watch and then copy them.

You keep fooling around, but will you

ever try to understand my situation?

You think I don't understand?

There is only one

solution for our situation.

We will have to elope.

Tomorrow itself.

I will come to pick

you up at 8 o'clock.

Promise?

I guarantee it. Just be ready with

your deadly figure and fiery trigger!

Yes and I will get

snacks and sweets as well!

Did you call me sweets? - You're my

sweets. I will eat you up!

How are you Ram bhai?

You look quite in the mood today!

Here he comes.

Lord Cupid is coming.

Now wait and just

listen to his tales...

So Ram bhai...how was your night?

Spent the night upright...on a tree.

Actually, he was lying down.

Tell the truth, who is the girl?

Hey, the first name is amazing...

...but her last name is blazing!

Brilliant! bhai...

Make sure you watch

the news tonight...

I am about to change

Ranjaar's history.

Hello, what is going on?

Hey Kanjibhai!

Damnmspoiled the whole mood!

Forget it, Meghjibhai.

It's my job to tame the enemy.

Hasn't Radhu taught you...

...that if you spit on the sky,

you'll dirty your own face?

What do I do? Actually it's

your face...that angers me...

So I spat out the rage.

After seeing you I realized

Sanera clan has men as well.

Really? Show me one Rajadi man

who has the guts to face me.

Hey get out!

That's hardly a challenge for us now

go away...your face is such a turn off.

Hey! You rascal!

Why? Felt bad?

Will you com plain to your Baa?

This gun, is my Baa.

Hey, what is the big deal...

Now my gun doesn't

like too much complaining...

...it might get angry

and blow your brains out.

Calm down Meghjibhai!

Why pull out a gun

at the drop of a hat?

I don't like this ok...

Kanjibhai, welcome to Janta Bazar.

Make love not war.

Have juice...Have teamenjoy.

...just relax...

...and keep your cool...let it go.

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