Golmaal: Fun Unlimited Page #5

Hey why are you walking like this?

Has a nail ever been stuck

on your back side? - No.

Then you cannot understand my pain.

You all cannot understand

my pain. I am going.

"On that right side, it's much

deeper that side. Yes. "

Stop walking! Listen to me!

No! I won't listen to anybody!

You guys have got me stuck here.

On top of that you don't

allow me to eat too.

Today I will jump from here

and commit suicide.

Hey! Lami!

"My Laxman, if you died then what

will happen to Nirupa Roy?"

Nirupa Roy?

I will call your mother Nirupa Roy.

I can't call her Aishwaria Rai.

This building is of 2 floors.

"If you survived by mistake,

then do you... "

...how much expense you

will have to incur?

"As it is, our financial

status is not good. "

Keep quiet! Because

of you I am starving!

And it is better to commit

suicide than to starve!

1... - Listen! Where will

your counting end?

At 3. 2...

This is not 'Sholay' type suicide.

He is really going to die.

He can't pee in the dark.

And he will commit suicide!

23/4.

Hey! Hey!

What about me if you die?

I won't be able to speak!

And who will do my dubbing?

Then come. You too come.

It is better to end

our lives forever.

I am leaving.

"Hey, Lucky. You have

time, don't you?"

Do one thing. Get another

pack of snacks for me.

Cold drink.

Indian burger for me. Less spicy.

"You were going to die, weren't you?"

I will eat and then I will die.

I will not die with empty stomach.

Otherwise you will have acidity.

- You!

"If you die, then give me your watch. "

"Now if you won't die, then

I only will push you!"

What a friend you are!

You are not letting me

to die peacefully too!

You can live peacefully

after your death!

This is too much! I will not die!

- Go!

I am dead!

- Without jumping?

Oh God! She is that

girl on the stairs!

What! There is a CD on her?

No! We had seen her on

the stairs that day!

Look! Other corpses too are

standing in the queue.

Cheap guys!

Shameless!

Aren't they ashamed to see

a girl changing clothes?

"I know! There is no decency

in this world! - Yes, buddy!"

They peep in other's houses!

- Yes.

What is she doing! We were looking!

Fool!

Gopal doesn't know the difference...

...between buying and making alcohol.

Today I will drink to

my heart's content.

"Exactly my sentiments, buddy!"

Why are you sitting woebegone?

Then why should I do?

"You guys don't let me eat,

drink or commit suicide. "

Keep quiet!

Look at this! You guys

don't even let me wail!

Sameer!

Sameer!

I hope the food was sufficient.

Did you eat properly?

I hope the food was sufficient.

Why don't you say something?

I think you are feeling sleepy.

"I lost my slumber a long time back,

dear. A long time back. "

Say something. Why are you angry?

I think you didn't like the

food cooked by your grandma.

What to do?

Since the time she has

lost her eyesight...

...she adds sugar instead of salt

and salt instead of sugar.

Sometimes I too drink salty tea.

Say something. Why

don't you speak up.

I think you are like your father.

Till the time I wouldn't

beat him 10 times...

...he wouldn't speak.

Say! Say! Say!

I too had beaten your father

a lot when he was a kid!

Say something!

I think you like beatings from

your grandpa! Say something!

"Grandpa, there was betel

leaf in the mouth. "

I was searching for a place to spit.

I see! You must have spited

at a nice place.

You eat betel leaf in America too?

It is available there.

"What do you think of

America, grandpa?"

In each nook and corner.

What chatting is going on between...

...the grandpa and grandson?

Nothing! I was asking how

is everybody in America.

And how is America.

Everything is fine in America.

- I see!

And they both?

Who?

With whom you stay.

Parents!

- Your parents!

They are fine. They are good.

They miss you both a lot.

"If they miss us, then

why didn't they come?"

"If they had come, then how would

you have missed them today?"

What does Sujata say about me?

Sujata? Who?

- Fool! Forgot your mother's name!

Sujata! Who!

- Fool! Your mother! Your mom!

"Grandpa, she is fine. "

I have been calling her as

mother since childhood.

So I don't remember her name.

She misses you both a lot.

Can I go to sleep? - What!

Actually I have come from

such a far off place...

I see! Jetlag! Jetlag!

He is tired!

"Grandma, bed sheets. "

Everything is there in the cupboard.

4 bed sheets.

Why 4?

- Why 4?

It is very cold in America.

So since childhood I have the

habit of taking 4 bed sheets.

Go! It is lying in the cupboard!

"You will need it for cold and hot

weather. Go, dear. Go to sleep. "

"Goodnight, grandpa. "

Hey! Have you forgotten

the custom of the house?

'Jai Shree Krishna'.

'Jai Shree Krishna'.

"Jai Shree Krishna', grandpa!"

'Jai Shree Krishna'!

'Jai Shree Krishna'!

He forgets his mother's name.

But he remembers goodnight.

Forget it!

Why does he need 4 bed sheets?

There must be some reason.

Why are you after it!

"There are only 3 bed sheets here.

- Not 3, 2!"

"But we are 4 people.

- Mind-blowing! Not 2, 1! Thanks. "

But...

Go away! Even I need a bed sheet!

Otherwise I can't sleep!

"You need slumber, not bed sheet

to go to sleep. Go to sleep. "

"Life sucks, buddy. "

'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!

Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?

'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!

- Keep quiet!

'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!

What are you doing! Keep quiet!

- 'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!

Keep quiet! What has happened!

Have you gone mad!

Were you seeing 'Mangal Pandey'!

Was somebody hanging you?

- I was seeing a dream.

"I saw that the old lady,

the old man... "

...and you all were

trying to kill me.

We all have not joined hands.

But we do want to kill you!

Sameer! Sameer!

What freedom are you fighting

for in the middle of the night?

Actually... 26th January

is approaching soon.

I was rehearsing for that.

I see! 26th January!

It has gone. A few days ago.

15th August is going to come.

- Yes. 15th August! 15th August!

"Tell me one thing. You

are Sameer, aren't you?"

No! I am Ajay Devgan! Why!

"Grandpa, I am Sameer! Your Sameer!

Why are you asking?"

Because since the time you have

returned from America...

...you haven't asked about the box.

"Box? Box! Yes, grandpa! Where

is the box? I forgot. "

That box is there. It

is where it should be.

You go to sleep. You go to sleep.

What is there?

"It is a mattress, grandpa. Mattress. "

Mattress.

Too much of dirt.

Dry it in the sun. Dry the mattress.

"Jai Shree Krishna', grandpa!"

Goodnight. Sleep tight.

"Not box! If there was a pistol,

then I would have shot him. "

Go to sleep! Go to sleep!

It's paining a lot? Where

is it hurting? Show me!

Who is there? Who is there?

I am there. What happened?

Why did you whistle?

Whistle?

"Darling, after 40

years of marriage... "

...husband can only shoot his wife.

But not whistle.

Who is there? What happened?

"Nothing, grandpa. Chinese cat. "

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