Golmaal: Fun Unlimited Page #6

Chinese cat. Chinese cat.

Cat!

- Go!

"What?

- Grandpa, cat!"

It will drink all the milk!

"I am observing, dear. "

You have forgotten to seek

elder's blessings too.

Come. Touch my feet.

Actually... grandpa!

What! Come! Come! Seek my blessings.

Actually... grandpa!

- What! Seek my blessings.

Come! Seek my blessings! Come!

Stand straight!

Will you talk like this

with your grandpa?

You will say stand straight! Fool!

"I... was talking to God, grandpa. "

I was performing the veneration.

Where you performing

the veneration...

...or scolding your grandpa!

Come! Come! Seek my blessings! Come!

What happened?

"Chinese cat, grandpa!"

Wow!

Why are you sitting here?

You know he is in trouble there!

What are you doing here!

Mind-blowing!

I had sent you guys to bring him!

What are you both doing here?

We are seeing a rape.

- Where?

There!

We have found a good chance.

We will save the girl

and impress her!

Your idea is great!

Let's go!

- Come on!

Salman Khan is coming!

Jackie Chan also!

- Wait! Wait!

I want to be Salman Khan.

You all will make me P.T. Usha.

What is the need to run?

We will call the cap?

Watchman?

Police! Police! Yes! Nice idea!

We will call the police!

First the heroes enter!

And then the police!

Ring the bell! Ring the bell!

Where is the bell?

Is it a temple?

- Oh yeah! From the back!

"Wait, rapist! Your hero has come!"

Hero?

- Yes.

The hero breaks the glass and makes

the entry in the Hindi movies.

It is a great idea! Who

will be the scapegoat?

Me!

Mummy!

Who are you all!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

"Come on, boys! Come on. "

Are you looking at us angrily?

Or your face is like this?

At least thank us for saving

you from the rapists.

Shut up! Who are you all! And

how dare you all come in!

You all ruined the rehearsals!

Sorry!

It implies they were not raping you?

Oh God! No! This is the

theme of our drama!

What did I do?

Aren't you ashamed! For

spreading such rumors!

Such a beautiful girl. Such...

- Item...

Such a rich girl! Decent girl!

I am ashamed of you guys!

"Sorry, ma'am! I beg your pardon. "

"You... continue. Continue... sir,

continue raping her. "

Please! Please! Please! Go on!

Please! Please! Go on! Please.

- Your sister is calling.

Great! I didn't do anything.

I am a decent man. I was

roaming on the terrace.

"Drying my vessels. Sorry,

drying my clothes. "

He!

- Hey!

He!

- No!

He came and told me that

a girl is there...

...and 4-5 guys have pounced on her.

Even I was wondering

that you don't rape...

...by putting on the music system.

I am very sorry. This

is not my fault.

Liar! Cheater! I am sorry! Really!

Not I! Not I! I came... he told me.

He told me that a few guys

are raping that item girl.

Let's go and help her. To

help her. To help her.

Aren't you ashamed to spread such...

...cheap things about a decent girl?

Keep quiet! God has given

you the ability to speak!

It doesn't mean that you will

talk rubbish! Get out!

She is asking you to leave. Come.

I said get out!

We are leaving!

"Excuse me, ma'am. It is your fault. "

What do you mean?

"Your acting was so real,

that we couldn't... "

...stop ourselves from saving you.

Gopal makes us toil so much.

And he himself bosses

around and he relaxes.

Hey You both are quiet!

That's why I too am quiet.

Otherwise I would have...

You guys can just threaten

and not do anything else.

"If I lost my mind, then

I will break his teeth!"

You guys are laughing! You guys

think that I am jesting!

Let him come in front of me...

"I will tell him that whatever

she is doing, that is fine. "

"And Gopal, these two scoundrels... "

...are provoking me against you.

- Do you know?

"If you will beat me, then

I won't wash the vessels. "

You are not washing it properly.

"Look, this is not clean.

Clean it again. "

Come on! Come on! Come on!

They both are blind.

They won't know whether

it is clean or dirty.

"Hail Ram! Hail Ram! Hail Ram!"

"Hail Krishna! Hail Krishna!

Hail Krishna!"

The worship is over?

Isn't it strange?

- What happened?

Since the time Sameer

has returned home...

...he doesn't allow

us to do any work.

He had stayed in America.

And there you have to

do everything yourself.

Really?

- Yes.

"Greetings, grandpa. Greetings,

grandma. "

Niraali. Take the offerings.

"Grandma, can I get some pickle?"

There is enough!

Your grandma's pickle

has still tied me here.

Otherwise a long time back...

Again you have started. You sit.

I will get the pickle.

"Okay.

- Come, dear. "

"Come, grandpa. "

What's the matter? Grandma seems

to be very happy today.

She is bound to be.

"Her grandson, Sameer has

returned from America. "

Really!

"Grandpa, did you call me?"

I never called you. You

have come uninvited.

You?

"Grandpa, your hot water for

bathing is ready. Let's go. "

"Come, dear. With your support...

where did you go?"

Come. It will get cold.

- Yes! Yes!

"Come. - Dear, you sit. I will

take a bath and come. "

Come.

- Okay.

Is there a towel inside? Or

do I have to use my dhoti?

Go inside. Everything is there.

So you...

- There is so much work!

What! - I have to do grandpa

and grandma's work!

"By the way, what do

you do in America?"

I... I... in America... I

fly the kite. - What!

I mean I make kites. I have

a factory of kites.

Factory of kites! Strange!

"It is strange here. But in America,

it is in demand. "

Less of flight and

more of kites fly.

Let's go out.

Okay. I don't mind.

- Come. Come.

Your interest lies in what?

Did you hear that? Your

interest lies in what?

He has come down to kissing

in the first meeting.

Let's go and see what he is doing!

- Come!

I mean what is your hobby?

Music! Abhijeet Sawant!

He is my favorite!

Mine too.

- I see.

He plays guitar well.

Guitar? He is a singer! He sings.

Really?

- Yes.

Then who is the one who plays

the guitar in the back?

In the back? What do I know?

- Forget it!

That... your four sisters...

- Sisters?

I see! They! They

are not my sisters.

We all are paying guest.

We stay together.

I was wondering what your

father does. - What?

I mean what is his profession?

He has a business in Ahmedabad.

I see. And what do you do?

I want to be a fashion designer.

Right now I am awaiting my result.

By the way nowadays we are

organizing a couple's car race.

We will donate the money to

people affected by rains.

That day I too got drenched so much.

But you were in America.

What! Yes! Yes! Come!

- You are a jolly person!

Come! Come! Come!

That day if I too had

got drenched here...

...would you have helped me too?

Of course!

What I was saying...

- Yes.

The couple's car race that

we are organizing...

...I had given this idea.

I love speed! You know!

And I will support Monty

in tomorrow's race.

Monty? Who? That rapist?

Yes. He is my good friend.

- I see!

And I am sure that he will win!

"By the way, I have never

been defeated. "

Really? Then do one thing.

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