Golmaal 3 Page #6

Come on, quickly.

But the children aren't here yet.

- They will be.

According to the priest,

1 1 :
32 is an auspicious time.

Sign it.

Brother.

Let's send father to

Bangkok for his honeymoon.

What is he doing here, Laxman?

Dude, whose wedding are you off to?

Your father's.

Madhav, how does he know?

Relax, He's mocking us.

Come on.

Uncle, are you going to

take up the entire day?

Hurry!

Congratulations.

lt's done.

They're married.

He drives the bus.

Here, have sweets.

Hey oldie, pass me the water.

Pappu, My left eye seems to

be twitching for some reason.

That's because soon trouble

is going to pop its ugly head!

Mother.

Look, they are coming now.

Pa.

They're married.

Why didn't you wait?

Greetings.

What are you looking for?

Where are your children?

"My father's wedding."

"People are fooled

once in a while."

"ln a blink you are.."

What are you staring at?

Meet your brothers?

The two of us and the five of you.

Give each other a hug!

You are now brothers.

Brothers.

No, no.

- No.

This can't be.

- No.

lt's a lie. - This can't be.

lt's a lie.

He is not my brother.

Did you just call me insane?

You stammer prince!

Our brother?

Divorce him.

Don't..

Gopal.

Sh*t.

Oh no.

That hurt.

My brother won't spare you.

Mummy.

Oh, no.

No, Gopu.

- No, no, no.

My fingers.

Gopu. Gopu.

Gopal, he'll freeze.

Gopal.

- Gopu.

Police.

Leave him.

Don't do it, Gopal.

lt's cold.

Turn him in.

l won't spare you.

Police.

Wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait.

Daboo.

This isn't right, Daboo.

l couldn't do better than this.

Pal, l've just made two

lovers meet each other.

But you lied.

What lie?

- What lie?

You said the children were little!

But they are huge.. Hooligans.

You're a big liar.

l didn't lie.

l only concealed the truth.

Can't you make a small

sacrifice for your parents?

l thought all you brothers

will live together in harmony.

Harmony.

They're bad luck.

- Yes.

We won't live together, not at all.

We weren't bitten by a mad..

Dog?

- No, Lucky.

Who did you call dog?

- Him. - You are mad.

She has left!

Pritam's cheaters are here.

Pritam's cheaters are here.

You are here?

Give us some time.

No, no. - What no! We have

been staying here since so long.

Why are you laughing?

He means to say there's no need.

Your father has

surrendered the keys to this house.

Now you all are

homeless just like us.

Rascal.

Pa, the luggage?

l am a coolie.

l am going to load the

luggage in the train..

..which shortly

arrives on platform No. 2.

We have to go to mother's house.

l've gathered your luggage.

Let's go.

Pa. l will not pick this luggage

up and lose my self-respect.

My self-respect is equal to

that of the president of lndia.

How?

She never visits my house..

..and l don't visit hers.

Wow.

Wow. Very proud of you,

very proud of you.

Thank you, Pa.

The president won't visit

our house anytime soon. - No.

But HE would surely be on

his way to recover his money?

Who?

- Raghu.

Raghu. l don't want to

stay here, l am coming along.

What?

What are you doing, Lucky?

You're going?

Lucky.. - You go on, but we are

not coming along. - No, Madhav.

Let him go.

Madhav, l..

- l am there for you!

Laxman, we will not

go to their house.

We could live on the

streets if needed.

We can't live with those

who don't respect us, Laxman.

My brother.. Why you..

Pa. Pa, we're here.

- Why?

Why? Because we get it..

..when death is near, one

often runs in the wrong direction.

Shut up.

Pa, let's go.

Mother must be waiting, Pa.

We'll go to mummy's place.

Uncle, come in.

Come in.

Gopal, Laxman.

Pa is here.

Aunty. - What happened?

- Look who is here.

Laxman.

Uncle, where is your luggage?

- Here it is.

Hi.

You. You're here to

drop Pa off isn't it?

He isn't a semester to drop out of!

We're here to live

with Pa.. and our mom.

Mom. Mom.

Bless you.

Your Warsi is here.

Sorry, l mean 'Waaris' (Heir).

Mom.

We have seen a mother before, but

only in Nirupa Roy (lndian actor).

We have heard the word "mother",

but only in songs.

We have used the word mother.

But only in abuses.

Hey, what are you saying?

We've found a home, Mother.

- Home?

No, no, he means to say..

..that the home is now complete.

All under one roof.

- Yes.

And if you go to see..

even beggars..

..keep all their

coins in a single bowl.

Beggars?

- Beggars.

Shut up, Laxman.

- He means to say..

..children are bound to stay

with their parents. - Yes.

Gopal. Son, listen to me.

Run.

- Run.

Mother.

Excuse me. Mother, where will

these three.. - Stay? - Where?

Aunty, they will stay in Gopal

and Laxman's room, isn't it?

And brother and l?

- ln the storeroom.

lsn't it?

Gopal and Laxman will live in the

store room.. - Did you hear that?

Gopal and Laxman will

live in the store room.

Mother has made her decision.

Let's go, let's go.

Just a minute.

He will smash you now.

You said.. you can

never live with us.

So what happened now?

lt's our wish, we changed our mind.

Good that you changed it.

The one you had

before was of no use.

Look who is talking.

He's talking about the mind.

Finger. Finger. Brother, Finger.

Run.

- Run.

Brother, we'll have to do..

something about them.

"ln this heart you reside."

"My partner of many births,

we are together."

"ln my eyes there's light."

"We are together."

l am don!

Parag, another important detail.

The person at whose house l

hid the queen's necklace..

..had a funky look and his

face looked a little insane.

Puppy boss, you're mind-blowing.

l am not a bomb to blow your mind!

Sorry, boss.

But if my mother was alive..

..she would've died out ofjoy.

Because the person you

are getting sketched..

SKTDS. Sketch.

Has the queen's

necklace in his house.

So we will find him.

That man and the necklace,

isn't it, Parag?

Sir..

Another important thing

that l forgot to mention.

Please welcome the

guests with Pan Parag.

He isn't Pan Parag..

..he's sketch artist Parag.

Have you finished the sketch?

l've finished the sketch, but..

- Let me see.

l salute you, Parag Hussain.

What a sketch!

lt's him. That's him.

That's the one.

By God.

You aren't human.

You aren't human, you're an angel.

You're caf Barista.

Mr. Puppy.

Let us see.

- l won't show it.

PUC , please.

- l won't show it.

Puppy boss, show.

You scoundrels..

He's Aamir Khan (lndian actor)

As in Ghajini (lndian movie).

l never said he's

Salman Khan (lndian actor)

..as in Chak de (lndian movie).

Boss, Shah Rukh (lndian actor)

starred in Chak De..

..but why did you

get this sketch made?

l was watching

Ghajini on a DVD yesterday.

That image got sealed in my mind.

lt was a wonderful movie.

"l went adrift.."

What else does he expect?

He keeps forgetting

after every short-interval.

Does that happen for real?

Have you seen anyone

losing his memory so frequently?

Forgot it. Forgot it.

10 men try to hold on to one man.

This. This way.

He exhibits his sculpted body.

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