Golmaal 3 Page #7

Six packs and two

partitions on the head.

And there's something

written here, here, here.

There's something written all over.

ls he a man or a notice board?

And he carries a camera.

Click here, click there,

click, click, click.

Are they trying to fool me?

The other day, l

said in a fit of rage..

..that you've grown old.

Actually you're

still the same for me.

lf you dye your hair, Pappu.

Then you've looks to die for.

And..

Your personality is still the same.

For so many years, you've been..

You hid your

feelings in this photograph?

Just a minute.

- What?

Pappu, you, too.

Whenever l look at your photograph..

..time stands still.

For me, time is still

standing where it was.

Maybe time never moved on for us.

You should've changed

the batteries, Uncle.

Daboo you are here?

- Where else?

l am going to have a

sleep here tonight.

But, Daboo, here..

- lt'll be fun..

..when the three of

us chill together.

Daboo, Guddi, Pappu.

Don't trouble him anymore.

Go, go out. Go out.

- Of course.

l am just an obstacle now.

Now you're only

going to listen to him.

Your beloved husband.

Mr. Pritam alias Pappu.

- Enough. Go.

Yes, yes, l am leaving.

Aunty, Uncle, it feels really

nice to see you two together.

You're a stunning couple.

Daboo.

Thank you.

- For what?

You won't understand.

Pappu, if l hadn't understood..

..this would've never happened.

She's a lovely child.

Fate is so strange. She's an orphan.

How can anyone be an

orphan as long as you're there?

Doesn't she and Gopal..

look like a stunning pair?

ls there anything between them?

l don't know.

Sometimes l feel.

But sometimes l feel..

Guddi.

l wish that our children unite,

just like we did.

Laxman, it's really good..

..these three fools

came into this house.

The fun will begin when

the clock strikes.. - 12:00.

When the clock strikes,

they'll be dumbstruck.

They don't know that

it's a full moon night.

As always, that

ghost will come tonight.

Yes.

And as soon as their door..

And when they..

They'll be.. scared to death.

And they don't have

Bhairon Baba's amulet.

Where did you get the amulet?

- lt's a teabag.

Ghost. Ghost. Ghost.

Madhav, ghost.

There's no such thing as ghost,

don't be insane.

These rascals are going

to scare us as ghosts.

lt's them. You

mean a traitor within.

Fashion designer bathes nude.

Jayasurya (Sri Lankan Cricketer)

goes to Sri Lanka.

Shut up, Laxman.

Let them come.

Ghost, why you..

- What are you saying, Madhav?

Why?

- Now she's our mother as well.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Hello, Pa.

Two minutes, Mother

- Ya sure.

Pa.

You've completed our family.

That's why we've..

brought a special gift for you.

On a special..

- Day.

For a special..

- Pa.

A special..

- Gift.

There's was no need..

Wear it, wear it. Go, go, go.

You're looking nice, Pa.

Absolutely out of this world.

You're looking..

- Rafiq.

Terrific.

No, l mean.. doesn't

it look a little odd?

ls it odd?

- Yes.

You think we're lying.

Laxman is lying.

Then go and ask your Laxman.

Go. - l'm going. l'm going.

Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!

Okay. Okay.

lt's Pa. lt's Pa. lt's Pa.

What is he saying?

We aren't scared of him, get it?

Come on, come on. lt's no ghost.

He's stunned.

He couldn't even say my name.

Gopu. Who is under

the blanket, Gopu?

Pa is under the blanket..

- Pa!

Sorry. - ls this.. is this the way

you treat your father? - Sorry, dad.

We thought it's a ghost.

Ghost ? at this age.

Pa, didn't you teach them?

Pa, we just..

- l drive the bus.

And you thought l was a ghost.

You beat me up so severely.

Washer men don't beat their

clothes this way. - Sorry.

Are they my children or

the punishment for my sins?

Pa.

They beat me up so severely.

Let's go, pa. - Pa.

How will l go to the bathroom now?

Pa, why are you walking like this?

Now l won't be able

to sit on the chair.

Sorry, Pa.

We couldn't even

recognize our own Pa's behind?

Yes. Got attracted to

the glittering behind..

.. and started beating it up

- Yes.

Not everything

that glitters is gold.

Every footballer is not Maradona.

And every soap is not Rexona.

Shut up, Laxman.

Now it's our turn.

Just watch.

An eye for an eye.

And a bum for a bum

"Bum chiki chiki Bum. Gopal's bum."

"Bum chiki chiki Bum."

"Bum chiki chiki Bum.

Madhav's bum chiki chiki bum."

"Bum chiki chiki Bum."

My clothes are still wet.

Anyway, my children are useless.

But their shorts will come in handy.

Facebook.

Shut up, Facebook.

l don't know, Lucky.

He's been barking since l

brought him out for a stroll.

He's getting irritated

because he's tied up.

Let him loose.

Let him loose. Let him loose.

Yes, let him loose.

Yes.. loose.

Daboo, let him loose.

Heave ho! Heave ho!

Leave him.

Facebook.

Uncle. - What a dog!

Hey, idiots!

Pa. - Pa.

Knife.

Matches.

And Pa?

Vasooli will take care of Pa.

Let's go.

We were waiting for this

day so eagerly. - Yes.

Let's go quickly and cut it.

Cut it?

- Knife? - Matches?

What do they want to do to Pa?

Pa. - What?

That's why they called Vasooli.

Shall we call Puppy?

Have you gone crazy?

We can't trust him.

That absent-minded professor

will kill Pa instead. - Yes.

And anyway, Pa is

going through a bad phase.

Laxman, Lucky.

We will have to save Pa's life now.

Yes.

Exactly like we've to take off our

pants ourselves in order to pee.

Shut up, Laxman.

But why have you called me here?

Uncle, once Gopal

and Laxman are here..

..there's going to be a blast.

Here they are.

We will have to save him.

Come on.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to Daboo.

Happy birthday to you.

Come on, cut the cake.

Raise your hands up in the air,

like the ragamuffin don't you care..

Dabbo dabbo dabbo that's my girl,

happy returns of the day.

May you live for a 1000 years,

golmaal golmaal..

May god bless you golmaal golmaal..

May you live for a 1000 years..

golmaal golmaal

May god bless you..

golmaal golmaal.. golmaal golmaal

Are you done?

Do you want a grand salute now?

What a surprise?

You all remembered?

- Of course.

Do you know who organized all this?

Gopal.

How nice, Gopu!

Come on, cut the cake.

- Yes, please..

Where is Facebook?

Daboo, don't call Facebook.

He has ruined the

features of my back.

Come on, cut the cake.

Blow the candles.

Tell me the truth.

Were you here to

celebrate or to start a fight?

Talk to him.

You really are like God's justice.

You're soundless.

What a shot!

Brother.

Brother, that fatso.. hit me.

Hi, guys. l've an

announcement to make.

Today, on my birthday,

there's a movie treat for everyone.

Yes, yes.

Hurry up. What are

you all waiting for?

Come on.

What do you mean by everyone?

Mother, Pa. Everyone.

l won't go with them.

- Me..

Say it quickly or else

the movie will get over.

Won't go.

We will go.

lt's Daboo's birthday.

There can't be anything more

important than that. - Yes.

Gopal, if you could come..

- l said no.

ln case you change your mind..

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