Golmaal

Synopsis: Gopal, Lucky, Madhav and Laxman - four guys bound together by their child-like notoriety, aimlessness and petty business of conning people for fun and money. Laxman is an intelligent student who is not allowed to pass by his mischievous band of friends Gopal, Madhav and mute Lucky. This is because all four friends use his hostel room to conduct their activities. He is peer-pressured into running a series of scams in order to earn himself and his friends some money. Once thrown out of college bag-n-baggage, the naughty foursome finds refuge in the bungalow of a blind couple as their grandson. A cat mouse game unfolds as Laxman's body and Gopal's voice makes for Sameer (The grandson from US). Each time the blinded Dadaji comes amidst them, hilarious situations arise Enter Nirali with a bath towel and the group now have time, place and 'resources' to fall in love. Their individual efforts at winning the lady's heart, fail, resulting in rib tickling comic scenes. Apart from their amorous i
Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Rohit Shetty
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Year:
2006
150 min
197 Views


'Golmaal!'

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Wonder why the heart has

started saying this.''

''Now you have started

staying in my heart.''

''You have settled in my veins.''

''Heart has started enduring

your troubles.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Wonder why the heart has

started saying this.''

''Now you have started

staying in my heart.''

''You have settled in my veins.''

''Heart has started enduring

your troubles.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''l come into your arms forgetting

the whole world.''

''Now you take me under your

support by embracing me.''

''lf you say you want me well

then l say you got me.''

''This has happened to

me in your love.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''All around there is exponential

renaissance.''

''Take the rhythm and break it down.''

''Feel the subways in the ground.''

''Go ghoom.. ghoom.. ghoom.''

''All the girls are going

to shake their boom.''

''Come on!

''''- ''Ghoom.. ghoom.. ghoom.''

''All the boys are also

to shake their boom.''

''When the winds start tamping

all the bodies start clapping.''

''And the girls are going to jump!

''''- ''Ghoom.''

''l stay in your dreams,

making my own world.''

''Fill the air with colours

by decorating my dreams.''

''l stay in your dreams,

making my own world.''

''Fill the air with colours

by decorating my dreams.''

''l want somebody l want

you right before me.''

''Will you be mine; this is

what my heart questions.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Everything is going to be Golmaal.''

Excuse me. - Yes. - ls this the

queue for first year's admission?

''Yes uncle, have you come for

your daughter's admission?''

See only answer what you

have been asked for!

Yes or no?

- Yes. - Thank you.

Boy goons. Bad element

of the society.

Hey smarty.

What.. what is this.?

''Smarty, put 100 rupees in the box.''

ls this a way to ask for alms? Alms

are asked for by joining hands.

You guys are bossing around!

''Hey smarty, we are not asking

for alms this is charity.''

The bastard dean of our college..

Dean is a bastard? - Bastard.

Harichandra Ramchandra Mirchandani.

He has got cancer

at a special place.

Which place? - That is not

important. He has cancer.

We are collecting 100 rupees

from everybody for him.

Come on put.

Actually this is bossing but..

- Put! Come on.

''What are you doing, mister?

This is wrong.''

Hey did he take it from your pocket?

''Come on, uncle, even

you put. Come on.''

Hey!

- See you don't argue with them.

They are very dangerous people. Yes!

l won't give. l have

worked very hard..

..worked in the field

and earned this money.

For my sister's education

why should l give?

Come we will take him on a side

and teach him a lesson.

Come.. you!

- Hey don't hit uncle.

What are you all doing!

- Come on.

See.. see it is my

hard earned money.

l will not give.

- Hey you will keep..

''..your money with yourself

only, rascal?''

''lt will get wet, l will remove your

blood instead of your sweat.''

Remove the money.

''Builder sir, take this l will give

his share for him. it's 200 rupees''

Put.. put it in the box..

put it in the box.

Yes.. yes l am putting it in

the box. l am putting it.

''Hurry up, come on.

- No don't hit him.''

Come on everybody put one

by one.. one by one.

''No hurry, at ease. Hey

you put 300 rupees.''

You 400.

..600.. 700.. 800.. 900..

- You guys do great acting!

Really! - lt's amazing.

- Give the money here.

Hey let me at least count.

- Thank you. - Rascal!

What happened?

- You call me uncle!

You call me uncle l will

make you an aunty!

''No.. no l didn't do it.. l

didn't do it, it was him.''

Hey why are you laughing?

Your tongue doesn't work but

your hands work a lot!

Not me he had said.

What did l say when did l say?

l did what was planned l..

l didn't say anything.

Hey unnecessary you say anything!

Hey.. remove my shirt.

''Hey buddy, give me money for liquor.''

''Are you all not ashamed,

you all make..''

..me do such things in the

same college where l study!

Sometimes you make me steal things

from the chemistry lab.

Sometimes you steal the fans

of the assembly hall.

That day you made me a professor..

..and told me to take

that girl's number.

Later that girl turned out to

be that college's professor.

''Till date, l haven't

sat in her class.''

Don't laugh. And that day

you all made me a beggar..

..and made me sit outside

the college gate.

Said that we don't have

money for liquor.

Because of you all l have became..

..notorious in the whole college.

l said don't laugh.

You are our darling.

- All this works in friendship.

Now if we had been in your

place then even we..

''..would have done the same

thing, right? - Yes.''

To hell you all would

do that same thing.

And what difference

does it make to you.

''You don't even have a place

to stay, you use my room.''

The thing is that l am a brilliant

student for dean of the..

..college Harichandra

Ramchandra Mirchandani.

So he respects me.

Or else l don't know about you all..

..whether you all ever

went to college or not.

Did you go to college?

- l don't remember.

Hey.. hey wait.

- Why are you betraying us?

Wow.. wow! - B*tch. She

is again asking for work.

We will have to take her to Vasuli.

''Hey don't say that, A lot

of loan is still pending.''

l have cried like

Tulsi and Parvati..

..and asked this vehicle

on loan. You are..

''You know who he is, right!''

Let's do one thing we will go and..

..give all this money to Vasuli.

''We will give the rest later, simple.''

He is joking. - We saw money

after so many days and..

..he says that we should

give it to Vasuli.

You don't say anything.

lf we give the money to Vasuli

then what will we eat?

''How will we drink, how

will we gamble? - Yes.''

lf we have to gift a girl with

something.. then how will give?

Should we stop living?

Hey make four half cup of tea

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Neeraj Vora

Neeraj Vora (22 January 1963 – 14 December 2017) was an Indian film director, writer, actor and composer from Gujarat. He made a mark in Bollywood with his work as a writer for Aamir Khan's film Rangeela. His directorial debut was Khiladi 420 in 2000. Later in 2006, he wrote and directed Phir Hera Pheri. He suffered a stroke in October 2016, putting him in coma. He was working on Hera Pheri 3 before he went into coma and died on 14 December 2017 at 3 a.m. in Criti Care hospital, Mumbai. more…

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