Golmaal Page #2
- Year:
- 2006
- 150 min
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and a cookie for me. - Money?
has Gandhi's photo on it.
Come on make the tea.
Come on.. come on
give money.. money.
Have we till date ever
given you any? - No.
Then why are you asking?
- l have stopped giving on loan.
Has your license been renewed?
- No.
What is the number for Municipality?
l am making.. l am making it.
- Add ginger and cardamom.
Lolita.
Have some shame.
What is your age and you are
looking at Lalita Pawar.
''Hey not down, look up!''
Hey Lolita.. baby.. yes!
Hey don't look at her
with bad intentions..
..she is your bhabhi.
- When did she become that?
You all wait l will make
her one and come.
Even l have to make a bhabhi.
''Let them go, they are walking
into a death well.''
Look over there. Vasuli.
Rascals.
Hey didn't you tell .
- What?
That same body that same face cut.
Vastav movie's vermillion spot.
''Vasuli, l have spoken
with Raju lrani..''
..he is going to launch
you in his next movie.
But my that money.
''Oh no, l am talking about crores
and you are collecting change!''
What are you saying!
- Sorry. - lt looks very cheap.
You have the same personality.
lt will be great if you learn
a little on dialogue delivery.
''Dialogue? - Like hey Circuit,
give me a magical embrace.''
''Hey Circuit, even give me
that magical embrace.''
''Mind blowing, .. .''
''.. , that.. that walking
style. Your body is perfect.''
l will teach you that?
- Show.. show.
''Hey come on, move aside..
move aside.''
''Here, be a hero and stand in style.''
''No man, what are you doing!''
''Not like this, there is
a personality. A style.''
Just like a hero.
- Again.
Look carefully.
- Ok.
Hey are you teaching
me to walk or to run?
''Hey, he is bluffing us,
catch that rascal.''
Hey!
''Mother, forgive me. Deal for me too.''
''Aunty, even forgive
me. Here is mine.''
''Mother, take him up!
- Hey! - Sorry.''
''Mother, forgive him too.
- Another one by me.''
''Rascals, you all left
me alone and came.''
''You came, right? - Deal for me too.
Who is winning? - Mine.''
Vasuli has seen the room.
Vasuli has seen the room.
''Laxman, open the door!
- l won't open it.''
Hey the door!
- Hey man!
Oh good afternoon sir.
- Good afternoon.
''Are you alone?
- Yes sir, absolutely alone.''
''ls your party over?
- l was studying, sir.''
''No partying.
- You want to be a doctor, right?''
''Yes sir, cancer specialist.
- Cancer specialist. - Yes.''
''Cancer specialist, tell me at which
special place have l got cancer?''
''Sir, my education is still
incomplete how l can tell that.''
Shut up. You all only told the
students that l have cancer.
And l don't have money to
get my cancer treated.
''l have become so poor that..
you are laughing, idiot.''
Are you all not ashamed? You all
snatched the fees from the children.
l have got 500 SMSs since morning.
Since people got to know that l
have cancer l have got 500 SMSs.
''Sir, this is a thing
to be happy about..''
..you have so many admirers.
- Shut up. Shut up!
They are Smsing me so that l pay
You all have done this fraud.
You all only have done it.
l will not spare.. l will
not spare anyone!
Sir.. sir.. sir you.. you..
you know what..
..all dreams my mother has for me..
''..sir, please don't do any such
thing. - Really? - Please sir.''
Your mother has dreamt
about such dreams?
''What is this?
- Sir, human research.''
Hu.. - l have human research
as a subject.
all these things, that's it.''
This.. this.. all this is
human research? - Sir.
You are writing your thesis
These obscene photographs!
''No.. no .. no sir.. sir, that..
..the walls so l put
these photographs.
''There is nothing else in this, sir.''
''You should have stuck
something else, son.''
''Sir, l didn't find anything
else so sir..''
''See Laxman dear, you are a good boy.''
''But don't let those three loafers
enter here. - No, sir.''
Please son.
- Absolutely not.
''Please son, you concentrate on
your studies. - Right, sir.''
You are a bright student.
- Thank you sir. - Ok? - Thank you.
Sir.. sir. No.. no sir.
Hey thief!
''Sir, l don't know who they are,
they are not with me.''
''Sir, you.. you know them?''
So you all are here only.
''Take this, keep it considering
it as the rent for the room.''
We will give it every month.
- You all are bribing me!
How long has it been since you..
..all have been thrown
out of college?
- 10.
lt has been 10 years and
you all are still here!
Sir.. sir.. sir.
- Are you all not ashamed!
l have a scheme. You sit.
- l don't want it.
Sit down.
- No. Leave.
''On buying one Zippo lighter,
you get one flat free!''
l don't want any scheme of yours.
Last time too you all had
given a similar scheme.
''Sir see this, l have
brought such an AC..''
..that all your life your
electricity bill will not come.
''But the AC was good.
- Keep quiet, fool!''
and paying its bill.
Hey!
What are you saying?
''Sir, he is saying that hey we know..''
..that you are crazy
for Rosy madam..
..and we still haven't written a
letter telling your wife about it.
Sir! - He is saying it..
he is saying it not me.
You all are trying
to blackmailing me!
You all are trying
to blackmailing me!
Are you all not ashamed of it!
l will hand you people
over to the cops.
Firstly you all are staying
illegally here from 10 years.
l will hand you people
over to the cops.
All your life will
be spent in prison.
Get out! Get out!
- Why do you get angry?
Say it with some manners.
- Get.. get out! - Come.
Are you coming? - No. - He cannot
take such a small thing.
Get out.. get out.. get out!
''See you are very intelligent.
- Thank you, sir.''
And don't let these three
loafers come in.
Never.
- Keep your doors locked.
Absolutely. - These loafers
shouldn't come inside.
''No, sir.
- Get out. - Thank you, sir.''
''Sorry, sir. Thank you,
sir. Thank you.''
See what you are doing
is very wrong.
One day this dean will
throw me out of here.
l will have problem but even you..
..all won't have a place
to stay in. - Now deal.
''Hey man, this is sir's pouch. Give
l will go and give it back.''
''Hey Dhanveer (generous man)
Khan's Xerox, bring it here.''
Fair and lovely.
- Really!
Condoms? lts chewing gum.
What is it?
- Go.
What is that?
- Exam paper.
''Come on give it to me, l will
clear. Give it to me.''
How will he pass he is
not giving his papers.
Why? - He has to sell
the papers tomorrow.
Correct. As no one is going
to buy them from us.
Why?
- And he is decent.
''Hey.. hey see, l am not
going to sell papers.''
Hey mother has a deep desire.
Sorry aunty.
- Sorry aunty.
''Here.. here.. here we go.''
''We are running for the money.''
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