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Synopsis: Gopal, Lucky, Madhav and Laxman - four guys bound together by their child-like notoriety, aimlessness and petty business of conning people for fun and money. Laxman is an intelligent student who is not allowed to pass by his mischievous band of friends Gopal, Madhav and mute Lucky. This is because all four friends use his hostel room to conduct their activities. He is peer-pressured into running a series of scams in order to earn himself and his friends some money. Once thrown out of college bag-n-baggage, the naughty foursome finds refuge in the bungalow of a blind couple as their grandson. A cat mouse game unfolds as Laxman's body and Gopal's voice makes for Sameer (The grandson from US). Each time the blinded Dadaji comes amidst them, hilarious situations arise Enter Nirali with a bath towel and the group now have time, place and 'resources' to fall in love. Their individual efforts at winning the lady's heart, fail, resulting in rib tickling comic scenes. Apart from their amorous i
Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Rohit Shetty
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Year:
2006
150 min
197 Views


''We are running for the money.''

''Taking it down with us..

taking it down with us.''

''We are running for the money.

''''We are running for the money.''

''Here.. here.. here we go.''

''We are running for the money.

''''We are running for the money.''

''Taking it down with us..

taking it down with us.''

''We are running for the money.

''''We are running for the money.''

''ls there something fishy

or a lot more than that?''

''l am great, baby, l am amazing!''

''Be careful.. be careful.

Be careful.. be careful.''

''Your heart doesn't get stolen,

take care of that.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.. Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.. Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''We are running for the money.''

''We are running for

the money, buddy.''

''We are running for the money.

''''We are running for the money.''

''We are running for the money.''

''We are running for

the money, buddy.''

''We are running for the money.

''''We are running for the money.''

''We are not bad, this

heart is not bad.''

''So if the world is bad

then what should we do?''

''l am not a bad guy!

l am not a bad guy!''

''l am not a bad guy!

l am not a bad guy!''

''We are not bad, this

heart is not bad.''

''So if the world is bad

then what should we do?''

''We teach them what they taught us.''

''Have a little blast!

- lt's that what you call!''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.. Golmaal.. Golmaal''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.. Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

''ls there something fishy

or a lot more than that?''

''l am great, baby, l am amazing.''

''Be careful.. be careful.

Be careful.. be careful.''

''Your heart doesn't get stolen,

take care of that.''

''Hey one time.. one

time.. one time.''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.. Golmaal.. Golmaal''

''Golmaal.. Golmaal.. Golmaal.. Golmaal.''

Get out! Get out!

l said get out! And never show your

inauspicious face ever again!

Or else l will hand over each

one of you to the cops.

l said get out! Get out! Firstly

you stole my purse.

On top of that you

leaked that paper.

And you sold it for 500 rupees

to the students saying..

..that l have a cut of

Are you all not ashamed! Shameless!

Fools! ldiots!

l don't even know abuses

and on top of that..

..what all schemes did

you all bring to me?

''Sir, buy this lighter, you

will get a free flat.''

''Sir, buy this telephone, you

will get a refrigerator free.''

''Sir, get this AC, your electricity

will be free!''

Am l a fool! Do you all

think that l am a fool!

Even a fool is a small

word for you all.

l am.. you.. you have thought

of me.. as that.. - Chu..

Keep quiet. Keep quiet! ldiots!

Get out! Get out!

You all are worse than even Saturn.

Even Saturn is over someone

for only for 7 1/2 years.

You all are over me

from past 10 years!

You all made me crazy!

l have gone crazy!

Because of you all l am

suffering from acidity.

l will have a heart attack!

''You told Rosy madam that l

have gone bald, didn't you?''

Yes! Yes l have gone bald..

l have gone bald!

What will you do? What will you do?

l have gone bald.. - Sir..-

Gone bald! - Sir.. - Get out!

Get.. get.. get out.

- There is a new scheme.

A car free on underwear.

''Not on this, on an un.. - Get out!

- Why do you get angry, sir?''

Talk with some manners.

We will leave.

''Get out. Please, get out.

- Come.''

Yes l am. l have become.

lf l will stay with you all then

l will even become a donkey!

Sir.

- What is it?

''You bought the paper and got

passed! - Sir, one minute, sir.''

You bought the paper and got passed!

''Sir.. sir. - Sir, why me..

- Get lost from here!''

Get out.. get out!

l am ruined because of you all.

What will l tell my mother?

Poor woman used to work

in a collector's house.

She dreamt that even l should

study and be a collector.

Why do you need to study

to become a collector?

You are anyway our collector.

You only collect our money.

l don't want to ruin myself further.

''l will go to my village, atleast

l have my own house to stay.''

Yes. lt's a great thing

to have a house.

But what's the use of that house..

..where parents are after

killing each other.

lt's better to be homeless

than have such a house.

Yes hostel is good atleast

l get good..

..sleep sleeping close

to Mallika Sherawat.

l lost my sleep when l was small.

My father had two wives.

One was my mother.

And the other of the neighbor.

Sou(100).. teal(oil)

sou.. sou.. teal..

..sou teal.. souteali(step).

Her kids used to make

fun of my dumbness.

You still had a house.

l neither had a house nor family.

When l came to my senses l

was in Jhamnadas orphanage.

First l used to think that

Jhamnadas only is my father.

Then l later got to know that

Jhamnadas expired when small.

His father had made this orphanage

in his remembrance.

Then send them into an orphanage.

They won't take you

all in even there.

l don't want to stay with

you all. l am going.

He will come back in that

same speed he left.

lt's 10.30.

''Gopal, he is talking to you.''

What.. tsunami?

We are here only.

''Hey man, we should

have betted on it.''

He came back again.

ls this a time to jog!

Ok Vasuli is coming.

Hey run from here!

Catch those rascals!

''We are running for the money.''

''We are running for the money.''

''We are running for the money.

''''We are running for the money.''

''Hey Gopal, hurry up! Run! Come on!''

''Hey, come on!''

''What happened, buddy? What happened?''

We have taken it on installment..

..this doesn't mean that it

keeps on stopping. - Man!

''lt keeps on stopping, what

kind of a bike is this!''

''What happened?

- Hurry up, look!''

Hey! Vasuli! Vasuli!

''We are running for the money.''

''We are running for the money.''

We will have to climb this gate.

- Doors open too!

Come! Hey!

Who is it?

Who is it?

- No one.

l am having this feeling

that he saw us.

Did he see or not?

What he saw no one else saw that.

- What did he see?

He saw that we are four

of us and oldie is alone.

He will go inside and

call the police.

Then let's run.

Yes. Anyway we haven't come

to buy the bungalow.

No.. no.. no.. no!

God!

You know if there is any

noise then l feel..

..as if our grandson

Sameer has come.

When Sameer will come he will

come in broad day light.

He will not come at

night like a thief.

Wonder whether he will come or not.

He will come.. he will come.

America is not close by. You know

it take 22 hours even by plane.

Here it has been 22 years l had

seen him when he was small.

''l know and you are just living

waiting for him, right?''

Why not he is our

only grandson and..

..if you go to see then he

is our only heir. Really.

See let him come whenever he comes.

But till he comes we

will have to live..

''..being each other's support, right?''

One.. tell me one thing.

''When he will come, how

will recognize him?''

You don't worry l am sure.

- Yes.

We.. we will feel it on our own.

''Come on, it's very late

lets go to sleep.''

Switch off the lights.

What difference does it make

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Neeraj Vora

Neeraj Vora (22 January 1963 – 14 December 2017) was an Indian film director, writer, actor and composer from Gujarat. He made a mark in Bollywood with his work as a writer for Aamir Khan's film Rangeela. His directorial debut was Khiladi 420 in 2000. Later in 2006, he wrote and directed Phir Hera Pheri. He suffered a stroke in October 2016, putting him in coma. He was working on Hera Pheri 3 before he went into coma and died on 14 December 2017 at 3 a.m. in Criti Care hospital, Mumbai. more…

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