Golmaal Page #4

whether there is light or darkness?

We are destined for nights

Then why did you take

a torch and go outside?

Yes. So that the thieves

don't get to know..

..that two blind people

stay in this bungalow.

Hey the oldie fooled us

they both are blind!

They are not deaf.

''Kalengoor, last bus stop.

- Last bus stop.''

Chapel lane. Last bungalow.

- Last bungalow.

The name of the bungalow?

Shanti Niketan. - Not Nari

Niketan it's Shanti Nike..

l said Shanti Niketan only.

- Shanti Niketan.

Which floor?

- Who came? Who came?

He is asking which floor.

- ls your top floor empty or what?

l said bungalow.. bungalow!

He is asking for which floor!

Two people stay there an

old man and an old lady.

Both are blind.

- Blind! Your work will be done.

Hey where is Gopal?

What are you thinking of?

- There is an idea.

What if l enter the house as Sameer?

Hey what if they get to know then?

They can't see whatever face it

is what difference does it make?

No.. no it's a sin to do such.

Hey think it's such a big bungalow.

Our lives will be made. No

problem of food and drinks!

But you both will have

to stay as Lucky.

What do you mean?

l mean that you both will have to

stay as dumb and deaf like Lucky.

No one will speak. Only l

will speak. - Thank you.

My head is blasting after

hearing them talk. Hey!

Hey see l won't be able

to do this. l am going.

Hey where are you going?

Hey leave me.

Hey what are you guys doing!

- You won't listen!

Where are you going?

- Are you all not ashamed!

You also!

Hey! Hey who is it? Who..

Who.. who is it?

Who are you? Say!

''Say! Who are you! Who are you?

Who are you, thief!''

l will call the police.

Police. Thief!

''Who are you, tell! Tell or else

l will call the cops, tell!''

l.. l.. - Who l? - l.. l.. l..

- Who l? - You are grandpa.

''Who are you, thief?

- l.. l.. l am Sameer.''

Sameer? Who Sameer?

- Sameer your grandson!

Sameer!

- My grandson?

''My grandson, you came from America!''

So why didn't you say as yet?

- Surprise.. surprise!

How did you come?

Flying. - You flied? - ln

the plane.. in the plane.

You came all of a sudden. You

should have said that you are coming.

You should have written a letter.

Or you should have told someone.

You should have called.

- l saw Swades movie so l came.

Swades. Hey Swades in

Vedesh (foreign).

Now you stop your military

investigation. - Yes.. yes.. yes.

My grandson has come

after so many years.

''Let him atleast breath easy.

Come.. come son, come.''

Come. You have come after

so many years come.

Be careful of the sofa.

Come sit.. sit. You have

flied you must be tired.

''Sit.. sit.. sit - That's it. - Hey

where are you going, sit.. sit.''

Where is your luggage?

- l have brought them.

l have three suitcases.

Keep them inside there

are many thieves here.

Yes.

Which flight did you come in?

- That.. from America!

New York to Goa!

- Now Goa is direct?

''You stay in Chicago, right?''

''That.. l shifted.

- You shifted, ok.''

Where did you stay in New York?

That New York..

- That is there.

Where do you stay? Where?

- There.

Where do you stay in the

whole of New York?

Jhasi's queen!

- Jhasi's queen?

Fire torch! l don't stay close

to Balasaheb's house.

Statue!

- Statue? - Statue of Bata.. Bata.

Lib.. liberty's statue. Next

to statue of liberty. - Ok.

''Statue of liberty, ok. But

the statue is in water.''

From when?

- From always or even that shifted?

No l was joking l open the window..

..of the house then l can see that..

Ok so you have a house facing that.

How nice would it have been if

your parents would have come.

What happened? What happened!

''Grandpa, there was a cat.

- Was it a cat or a bull?''

ls that cat Chinese?

Hey you keep quiet! - You talk

like this with your grandpa!

Where are your values? Can't

grandpa joke on a cat?

You have learnt this

from aboard and come?

Hey you stop!

- Stop? Who went? Who went?

''Grandpa, not stop, hunger.. hunger.''

He must be hungry he has

come from so far away.

''You wait, son. l will just cook

food and come. - Four plates.''

Why four plates?

That.. that l have carried three

suitcases with me so l am hungry.

''Three suit cases four plates, right.''

''No.. no.. no.. no not four today

in one plate only you, l..''

..and your grandpa will

have food together.

Yes.. yes.

- Ok bring the food fast.

Why is your voice coming

from far away?

''That grandpa, that.. my stomach..''

..is empty so my voice is echoing.

''Ok, it is echoing.

- God! He has gone crazy.''

''You still didn't tell me

your postal address, son.''

Listen.

- Yes.

Remove the box of clarified

butter from top for me.

Yes.

- Go remove the box.

Yes grandson has come so today..

..there will be pure

clarified butter.

''Otherwise no oil, no clarified

butter for me. Dry bread.''

Hey!

l don't want to stay here!

lf we stay with him we will

direct land up in prison.

l am going.

''You cannot go anywhere,

you are my half body!''

What do you mean that

l am your half body?

l mean for the oldie you are Sameer

by body and l am from voice.

Yes and these blinds are very smart.

Once when they touch anyone

they never forget that touch.

''And even voice, now it will

go on in the same way.''

''l cannot do this.

- You will have to do it, Laxman.''

''Now this will only go on. - Oh God,

what a life have you given.''

Now what will happen to me?

Nothing will happen; you are living

such a life from so long.

You speak on my signals!

Hey keep quiet!

''And Gopal, your this plan

is going to flop.''

l am sure that these two

oldies are not blind.

''That oldie was looking at

me like this, you know!''

Staring widely! - Hey blind

people look this way only.

Hey no that old lady

also winked at me.

She winked at you?

- Yes.

That means that she is 100/ blind.

She is not!

- Hey you!

See keep quiet or else

l will make you..

..unconscious and then

take you inside!

See l..

''Hey! - Sameer dear, the

food is ready. - Shut up!''

Hey my voice. - Sorry.. sorry.

- And whose body? - Mine.

Boss.. boss.. boss!

What is it?

- Sattu has come. Sattu!

A toad in the sea?

- Sattu Supari! O my God.

''Hey! Supari, my born killer!

How do you come, man?''

What come.. come? l have just

escaped from being less.

You know that! - What! - Can't

you give me full information!

Two blind! Two blind! Who will say

that they have four bodyguards!

From where did the

bodyguards land up?

Then! Hey they hit the coconut

with such an aim..

..that if they go for Olympics

they will make lndia proud.

What?

- They will make lndia proud!

''Hey why are you yelling, what

do you think that l am deaf?''

Shut up!

What.. what have you

thought of ahead?

''What have l thought, l will

remove an x-ray of my skull.''

And.. and l will take a pain killer.

''Will take a pain killer,

you just do that only.''

l will hire another professional

killer. Go.

Hey! - What! - Give Sattu Supari

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