Golmaal Page #5
- Year:
- 2006
- 150 min
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another chance please!
This time l will go fully prepared.
- You will go?
Yes.
- Then go.
Hey why are you walking like this?
Has a nail ever been stuck
on your back side? - No.
Then you cannot understand my pain.
You all cannot understand
my pain. l am going.
''On that right side, it's much
deeper that side. Yes.''
Stop walking! Listen to me!
No! l won't listen to anybody!
You guys have got me stuck here.
On top of that you don't
allow me to eat too.
Today l will jump from here
and commit suicide.
Hey! Lami!
''My Laxman, if you died then what
Nirupa Roy?
l will call your mother Nirupa Roy.
l can't call her Aishwaria Rai.
This building is of 2 floors.
''lf you survived by mistake,
then do you..''
..how much expense you
will have to incur?
''As it is, our financial
status is not good.''
Keep quiet! Because
of you l am starving!
And it is better to commit
suicide than to starve!
your counting end?
At 3. 2..
This is not 'Sholay' type suicide.
He is really going to die.
He can't pee in the dark.
And he will commit suicide!
Hey! Hey!
What about me if you die?
l won't be able to speak!
And who will do my dubbing?
Then come. You too come.
lt is better to end
our lives forever.
l am leaving.
''Hey, Lucky. You have
time, don't you?''
Do one thing. Get another
pack of snacks for me.
Cold drink.
lndian burger for me. Less spicy.
''You were going to die, weren't you?''
l will eat and then l will die.
l will not die with empty stomach.
Otherwise you will have acidity.
- You!
''lf you die, then give me your watch.''
''Now if you won't die, then
l only will push you!''
What a friend you are!
You are not letting me
to die peacefully too!
You can live peacefully
after your death!
This is too much! l will not die!
- Go!
l am dead!
- Without jumping?
Oh God! She is that
girl on the stairs!
No! We had seen her on
the stairs that day!
standing in the queue.
Cheap guys!
Shameless!
Aren't they ashamed to see
a girl changing clothes?
''l know! There is no decency
in this world! - Yes, buddy!''
They peep in other's houses!
- Yes.
What is she doing! We were looking!
Fool!
Gopal doesn't know the difference..
..between buying and making alcohol.
Today l will drink to
my heart's content.
''Exactly my sentiments, buddy!''
Why are you sitting woebegone?
Then why should l do?
''You guys don't let me eat,
drink or commit suicide.''
Keep quiet!
Look at this! You guys
don't even let me wail!
Sameer!
Sameer!
l hope the food was sufficient.
Did you eat properly?
l hope the food was sufficient.
Why don't you say something?
l think you are feeling sleepy.
''l lost my slumber a long time back,
dear. A long time back.''
Say something. Why are you angry?
l think you didn't like the
food cooked by your grandma.
What to do?
Since the time she has
lost her eyesight..
..she adds sugar instead of salt
and salt instead of sugar.
Sometimes l too drink salty tea.
Say something. Why
don't you speak up.
l think you are like your father.
Till the time l wouldn't
beat him 10 times..
..he wouldn't speak.
Say! Say! Say!
l too had beaten your father
a lot when he was a kid!
Say something!
l think you like beatings from
your grandpa! Say something!
''Grandpa, there was betel
leaf in the mouth.''
l was searching for a place to spit.
l see! You must have spited
at a nice place.
You eat betel leaf in America too?
lt is available there.
''What do you think of
America, grandpa?''
ln each nook and corner.
What chatting is going on between..
..the grandpa and grandson?
Nothing! l was asking how
is everybody in America.
And how is America.
Everything is fine in America.
- l see!
And they both?
Who?
With whom you stay.
Parents!
- Your parents!
They are fine. They are good.
They miss you both a lot.
''lf they miss us, then
why didn't they come?''
''lf they had come, then how would
you have missed them today?''
What does Sujata say about me?
Sujata? Who?
- Fool! Forgot your mother's name!
Sujata! Who!
- Fool! Your mother! Your mom!
''Grandpa, she is fine.''
l have been calling her as
mother since childhood.
So l don't remember her name.
She misses you both a lot.
Can l go to sleep? - What!
Actually l have come from
such a far off place..
l see! Jetlag! Jetlag!
He is tired!
''Grandma, bed sheets.''
Everything is there in the cupboard.
Why 4?
- Why 4?
lt is very cold in America.
So since childhood l have the
habit of taking 4 bed sheets.
Go! lt is lying in the cupboard!
''You will need it for cold and hot
weather. Go, dear. Go to sleep.''
''Goodnight, grandpa.''
Hey! Have you forgotten
the custom of the house?
'Jai Shree Krishna'.
'Jai Shree Krishna'.
''Jai Shree Krishna', grandpa!''
'Jai Shree Krishna'!
'Jai Shree Krishna'!
He forgets his mother's name.
But he remembers goodnight.
Forget it!
Why does he need 4 bed sheets?
There must be some reason.
Why are you after it!
''There are only 3 bed sheets here.
- Not 3, 2!''
''But we are 4 people.
- Mind-blowing! Not 2, 1 ! Thanks.''
But..
Go away! Even l need a bed sheet!
Otherwise l can't sleep!
''You need slumber, not bed sheet
to go to sleep. Go to sleep.''
''Life sucks, buddy.''
'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!
- Keep quiet!
'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!
What are you doing! Keep quiet!
- 'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!
Keep quiet! What has happened!
Have you gone mad!
Were you seeing 'Mangal Pandey'!
- l was seeing a dream.
''l saw that the old lady,
the old man..''
..and you all were
trying to kill me.
We all have not joined hands.
But we do want to kill you!
Sameer! Sameer!
What freedom are you fighting
for in the middle of the night?
Actually.. 26th January
is approaching soon.
l was rehearsing for that.
l see! 26th January!
lt has gone. A few days ago.
- Yes. 15th August! 15th August!
''Tell me one thing. You
are Sameer, aren't you?''
No! l am Ajay Devgan! Why!
''Grandpa, l am Sameer! Your Sameer!
Why are you asking?''
Because since the time you have
returned from America..
..you haven't asked about the box.
''Box? Box! Yes, grandpa! Where
is the box? l forgot.''
That box is there. lt
You go to sleep. You go to sleep.
What is there?
''lt is a mattress, grandpa. Mattress.''
Mattress.
Too much of dirt.
Dry it in the sun. Dry the mattress.
''Jai Shree Krishna', grandpa!''
Goodnight. Sleep tight.
''Not box! lf there was a pistol,
then l would have shot him.''
Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
lt's paining a lot? Where
is it hurting? Show me!
Who is there? Who is there?
l am there. What happened?
Why did you whistle?
Whistle?
''Darling, after 40
years of marriage..''
..husband can only shoot his wife.
But not whistle.
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