Golmaal Page #6

Synopsis: Gopal, Lucky, Madhav and Laxman - four guys bound together by their child-like notoriety, aimlessness and petty business of conning people for fun and money. Laxman is an intelligent student who is not allowed to pass by his mischievous band of friends Gopal, Madhav and mute Lucky. This is because all four friends use his hostel room to conduct their activities. He is peer-pressured into running a series of scams in order to earn himself and his friends some money. Once thrown out of college bag-n-baggage, the naughty foursome finds refuge in the bungalow of a blind couple as their grandson. A cat mouse game unfolds as Laxman's body and Gopal's voice makes for Sameer (The grandson from US). Each time the blinded Dadaji comes amidst them, hilarious situations arise Enter Nirali with a bath towel and the group now have time, place and 'resources' to fall in love. Their individual efforts at winning the lady's heart, fail, resulting in rib tickling comic scenes. Apart from their amorous i
Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Rohit Shetty
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Year:
2006
150 min
198 Views


Who is there? What happened?

''Nothing, grandpa. Chinese cat.''

Chinese cat. Chinese cat.

Cat!

- Go!

''What?

- Grandpa, cat!''

lt will drink all the milk!

''l am observing, dear.''

You have forgotten to seek

elder's blessings too.

Come. Touch my feet.

Actually.. grandpa!

What! Come! Come! Seek my blessings.

Actually.. grandpa!

- What! Seek my blessings.

Come! Seek my blessings! Come!

Stand straight!

Will you talk like this

with your grandpa?

You will say stand straight! Fool!

''l.. was talking to God, grandpa.''

l was performing the veneration.

Where you performing

the veneration..

..or scolding your grandpa!

Come! Come! Seek my blessings! Come!

What happened?

''Chinese cat, grandpa!''

Wow!

Why are you sitting here?

You know he is in trouble there!

What are you doing here!

Mind-blowing!

l had sent you guys to bring him!

What are you both doing here?

We are seeing a rape.

- Where?

There!

We have found a good chance.

We will save the girl

and impress her!

Your idea is great!

Let's go!

- Come on!

Salman Khan is coming!

Jackie Chan also!

- Wait! Wait!

l want to be Salman Khan.

You all will make me P.T. Usha.

What is the need to run?

We will call the cap?

Watchman?

Police! Police! Yes! Nice idea!

We will call the police!

First the heroes enter!

And then the police!

Ring the bell! Ring the bell!

Where is the bell?

ls it a temple?

- Oh yeah! From the back!

''Wait, rapist! Your hero has come!''

Hero?

- Yes.

The hero breaks the glass and makes

the entry in the Hindi movies.

lt is a great idea! Who

will be the scapegoat?

Me!

Mummy!

Who are you all!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

''Come on, boys! Come on.''

Are you looking at us angrily?

Or your face is like this?

At least thank us for saving

you from the rapists.

Shut up! Who are you all! And

how dare you all come in!

You all ruined the rehearsals!

Sorry!

lt implies they were not raping you?

Oh God! No! This is the

theme of our drama!

What did l do?

Aren't you ashamed! For

spreading such rumours!

Such a beautiful girl. Such..

- ltem..

Such a rich girl! Decent girl!

l am ashamed of you guys!

''Sorry, ma'am! l beg your pardon.''

''You.. continue. Continue.. sir,

continue raping her.''

Please! Please! Please! Go on!

Please! Please! Go on! Please.

- Your sister is calling.

Great! l didn't do anything.

l am a decent man. l was

roaming on the terrace.

''Drying my vessels. Sorry,

drying my clothes.''

He!

- Hey!

He!

- No!

He came and told me that

a girl is there..

..and 4-5 guys have pounced on her.

Even l was wondering

that you don't rape..

..by putting on the music system.

l am very sorry. This

is not my fault.

Liar! Cheater! l am sorry! Really!

Not l! Not l! l came.. he told me.

He told me that a few guys

are raping that item girl.

Let's go and help her. To

help her. To help her.

Aren't you ashamed to spread such..

..cheap things about a decent girl?

Keep quiet! God has given

you the ability to speak!

lt doesn't mean that you will

talk rubbish! Get out!

She is asking you to leave. Come.

l said get out!

We are leaving!

''Excuse me, ma'am. lt is your fault.''

What do you mean?

''Your acting was so real,

that we couldn't..''

..stop ourselves from saving you.

Gopal makes us toil so much.

And he himself bosses

around and he relaxes.

Hey You both are quiet!

That's why l too am quiet.

Otherwise l would have..

You guys can just threaten

and not do anything else.

''lf l lost my mind, then

l will break his teeth!''

You guys are laughing! You guys

think that l am jesting!

Let him come in front of me..

''l will tell him that whatever

she is doing, that is fine.''

''And Gopal, these two scoundrels..''

..are provoking me against you.

- Do you know?

''lf you will beat me, then

l won't wash the vessels.''

You are not washing it properly.

''Look, this is not clean.

Clean it again.''

Come on! Come on! Come on!

They both are blind.

They won't know whether

it is clean or dirty.

''Hail Ram! Hail Ram! Hail Ram!''

''Hail Krishna! Hail Krishna!

Hail Krishna!''

The worship is over?

lsn't it strange?

- What happened?

Since the time Sameer

has returned home..

..he doesn't allow

us to do any work.

He had stayed in America.

And there you have to

do everything yourself.

Really?

- Yes.

''Greetings, grandpa. Greetings,

grandma.''

Niraali. Take the offerings.

''Grandma, can l get some pickle?''

There is enough!

Your grandma's pickle

has still tied me here.

Otherwise a long time back..

Again you have started. You sit.

l will get the pickle.

''Okay.

- Come, dear.''

''Come, grandpa.''

What's the matter? Grandma seems

to be very happy today.

She is bound to be.

''Her grandson, Sameer has

returned from America.''

Really!

''Grandpa, did you call me?''

l never called you. You

have come uninvited.

You?

''Grandpa, your hot water for

bathing is ready. Let's go.''

''Come, dear. With your support..

where did you go?''

Come. lt will get cold.

- Yes! Yes!

''Come. - Dear, you sit. l will

take a bath and come.''

Come.

- Okay.

ls there a towel inside? Or

do l have to use my dhoti?

Go inside. Everything is there.

So you..

- There is so much work!

What! - l have to do grandpa

and grandma's work!

''By the way, what do

you do in America?''

l.. l.. in America.. l

fly the kite. - What!

l mean l make kites. l have

a factory of kites.

Factory of kites! Strange!

''lt is strange here. But in America,

it is in demand.''

Less of flight and

more of kites fly.

Let's go out.

Okay. l don't mind.

- Come. Come.

Your interest lies in what?

Did you hear that? Your

interest lies in what?

He has come down to kissing

in the first meeting.

Let's go and see what he is doing!

- Come!

l mean what is your hobby?

Music! Abhijeet Sawant!

He is my favourite!

Mine too.

- l see.

He plays guitar well.

Guitar? He is a singer! He sings.

Really?

- Yes.

Then who is the one who plays

the guitar in the back?

ln the back? What do l know?

- Forget it!

That.. your four sisters..

- Sisters?

l see! They! They

are not my sisters.

We all are paying guest.

We stay together.

l was wondering what your

father does. - What?

l mean what is his profession?

He has a business in Ahmedabad.

l see. And what do you do?

l want to be a fashion designer.

Right now l am awaiting my result.

By the way nowadays we are

organising a couple's car race.

We will donate the money to

people affected by rains.

That day l too got drenched so much.

But you were in America.

What! Yes! Yes! Come!

- You are a jolly person!

Come! Come! Come!

That day if l too had

got drenched here..

..would you have helped me too?

Of course!

What l was saying..

- Yes.

The couple's car race that

we are organising..

..l had given this idea.

l love speed! You know!

And l will support Monty

in tomorrow's race.

Monty? Who? That rapist?

Yes. He is my good friend.

- l see!

And l am sure that he will win!

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Neeraj Vora

Neeraj Vora (22 January 1963 – 14 December 2017) was an Indian film director, writer, actor and composer from Gujarat. He made a mark in Bollywood with his work as a writer for Aamir Khan's film Rangeela. His directorial debut was Khiladi 420 in 2000. Later in 2006, he wrote and directed Phir Hera Pheri. He suffered a stroke in October 2016, putting him in coma. He was working on Hera Pheri 3 before he went into coma and died on 14 December 2017 at 3 a.m. in Criti Care hospital, Mumbai. more…

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