Golmaal Page #7

Synopsis: Gopal, Lucky, Madhav and Laxman - four guys bound together by their child-like notoriety, aimlessness and petty business of conning people for fun and money. Laxman is an intelligent student who is not allowed to pass by his mischievous band of friends Gopal, Madhav and mute Lucky. This is because all four friends use his hostel room to conduct their activities. He is peer-pressured into running a series of scams in order to earn himself and his friends some money. Once thrown out of college bag-n-baggage, the naughty foursome finds refuge in the bungalow of a blind couple as their grandson. A cat mouse game unfolds as Laxman's body and Gopal's voice makes for Sameer (The grandson from US). Each time the blinded Dadaji comes amidst them, hilarious situations arise Enter Nirali with a bath towel and the group now have time, place and 'resources' to fall in love. Their individual efforts at winning the lady's heart, fail, resulting in rib tickling comic scenes. Apart from their amorous i
Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Rohit Shetty
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Year:
2006
150 min
198 Views


''By the way, l have never

been defeated.''

Really? Then do one thing.

You too participate tomorrow. Yes!

l don't have the license.

Somebody laughed.

l don't have license of this place.

l have America's licence. l don't

have license of this place.

So l was saying..

Who has locked the

door from outside?

Open the door!

- There!

l will come. You don't go.

- No! No! l am here only.

Hi!

- You all..

We live here only.

- Here?

Actually we want to ask

many things from you.

''For the moment, forgiveness

will be fine.''

Thank you. Sorry.

Me too.

Actually we ruined your rehearsal.

They couldn't even rape you

properly. Very sorry about that.

lts okay!

And you will not say sorry.

Am l right?

He will not speak! He will never

speak! He is like this.

''By the way let me introduce you

to my darling servant, Lucky.''

''My laundry boy, Laxman.

And my cook, Madhav.''

''Say hi, boys! Say hi!

- Hi!''

They are your servants! They

have worn good clothes.

l guess you pay them well.

Actually l..

''Let's go, Niraali. We will talk

on the way. Come. - Okay.''

Put this in the vase!

Come! Come! Come!

''Back to work, boys! Back to work!''

This Gopal!

He makes us the servant! And

he went away with her!

How far will he go? He doesn't

know how to drive the car.

l will win tomorrow's race.

- What do you mean?

And my trophy will be Niraali!

But where will the car come

for us useless people?

l will arrange for that too.

What are you going!

''50! 50! How much! 50!'

- Excuse me, sir.''

Madhav!

- Hi!

Aren't you Madhav!

No! He is calling you Madhav!

Then he will call you Laxman!

Then he will call you Gopal!

No! Absolutely no!

This is Ceo.

- And that's Dinky!

''Madhav, did he recognize us?''

What is the lady saying?

She is saying that she

wants a nice car.

A car that will suit my Dinky!

- Yes.

''l see! Ma'am, look at

this. 1965 model!''

''Ceo, is he talking about the car..''

..or telling us his birthday!

Dinky is so funny! She is so funny!

Really! Come here!

''Ma'am, look at that. A nice

model. Just like you.''

Let's see the model. Forget her.

Come.

- Come.

Look at this! The latest

and speed car!

lt is in demand in the market.

And there is no such goods

in the market too.

''We don't want goods, we

want car. We have goods.''

And l will have to test drive it.

Yes. Can we test drive it? Please.

Let's take a test drive.

- Thank you.

Will you sit on my lap?

Hold this!

- Ophs!

Take the chequebook.

Fill in the amount.

''See you soon.

- Bye, cartoon.''

Ophs! Wrong man!

''Bye, sweetie!

- Come.''

''Careful, Dinky.''

Dinky! Take a small

test drive. Dinky!

''Golmaal!''

Receipt for Ganpati's charity.

''Hey, Dinky! You conned me!''

''Good afternoon, friends!''

Welcome to Castrol GTX

motor chase 2006.

We are thankful to all of you.

That you all participated

t he 26th July Rainfall Relief.

And to increase the excitement

of this race's..

..the winner of this race will

receive a cheque prize of 5 lakhs.

You won't be able to defeat Monty.

He seems to be a professional.

Even l am a professional!

Look at my idea!

''Golmaal!''

Come on!

''Golmaal!''

Faster! Faster!

Faster! Faster!

Got the steering!

Hi!

Hi!

lts petrol is not getting over.

Our petrol will get over!

Monty! The petrol is over! Oh God!

What is happening!

Run quickly!

There is so much petrol in your car!

Please!

My honour is at stake!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Just a bit!

For Niraali's sake! Come on!

A little bit more!

We won!

Nonsense!

l saw your driving!

You should participate in a

bullock race! Not a car race!

''Niraali, l don't know how the

petrol got over in the car.''

lf you don't have the money

to buy the petrol..

..then why did you participate

in the car race!

Relax!

- You have made a mockery of me too!

We are meeting for lunch.

l will explain then.

Lunch and with you! l will

not even have tea with you!

''Niraali, listen!''

Leave me! Leave me!

Now l call on stage the winner of

Castrol GTX motor chase 2006.

Mr. Madhav Singh Ghai!

Madhav!

- Madhav! - Madhav! - Madhav!

Thank you! Thank you!

And here comes the

cheque of 5 lakhs.

Yeah! Yeah!

Now as decided Mr. Madhav Singh

will donate the amount..

..to 26th July Rainfall

Relief Charitable Trust.

Madhav!

- Madhav! - Madhav!

Wow! He is so handsome!

''You are also not any less, darling!''

Will you come for 9-12?

You! lt is your hobby

to tease girls!

Shut up!

Why didn't you tell her something?

You can't speak.

l was just jesting! Why

are you feeling bad?

You know! You should be driving.

Do you know Shubash Ghai?

He is my close relative.

But he is not launching me.

And l want to be an actor.

So unwillingly l only have to

produce and direct the film.

'Uima!'

- What happened?

lt is the name of my movie!

My movie's name!

And l am the hero.

Then what were you doing

in Shanti Niketan?

l am the 3rd actor! 3rd actor!

You see l am making

a movie on servants.

And l wanted to know servants

closely. Yes!

l see! So you are a perfectionist?

Always! Always!

You must have seen how l had

stopped at the race line. - Yes!

Neither in the front nor on

the back. Just perfect.

Do you have lunch? Will

you have lunch with me?

Today l.. l mean..

- No! No! No!

''Look, my perfectionist

heart will break.''

Like how you broke

the petrol's tank.

''Golmaal!''

lts mine!

''This prize belongs

to you, Niraali.''

This fool had made a

hole in your tank!

So that you lose this race!

His face is like mine! There

is anther like me!

ldiot! l had taught you driving!

- Liar!

Not to cheat!

- You are lying!

What l thought of you and

what you turned out to be!

''Let it be, Niraali.''

lt is futile to lock horns

with such filthy people.

''We will spoil our mood. Come,

l will escort you home. Come.''

You can sit anywhere.

l will not spare you!

l will not spare you!

Lunch? What about lunch?

Where are you going?

We will have to do something

about this Gopal kid!

What about the kid?

He is still not born?

Do something about Gopal.

But what can you do?

You want to say that

l can't do anything!

No! No! You can do something.

ln front of him you can

plead and implore.

''You are talking too much, you dumb!''

What is his fault?

Vent out your anger on him.

lf you have masculine powers.

l have masculine powers.

l will not spare him!

Try it.

- You too!

Yes! That day Gopal call you a

'Bawarchi' (cook) in front of Niraali.

''Still you kept quiet. Yes,

but what can you do?''

You know why l kept quiet that day!

Because 'Bawarchi' was

a great success!

So many people have

remade that movie!

Otherwise l wouldn't have

spared him! l swear!

''ln spite of wining the race, you

couldn't impress the girl.''

''But what can he do, Lucky?''

You are talking too much!

Listen!

- Forget it!

But what can you do?

What l can do!

l.. have decided.

- You have made a correct decision.

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Neeraj Vora

Neeraj Vora (22 January 1963 – 14 December 2017) was an Indian film director, writer, actor and composer from Gujarat. He made a mark in Bollywood with his work as a writer for Aamir Khan's film Rangeela. His directorial debut was Khiladi 420 in 2000. Later in 2006, he wrote and directed Phir Hera Pheri. He suffered a stroke in October 2016, putting him in coma. He was working on Hera Pheri 3 before he went into coma and died on 14 December 2017 at 3 a.m. in Criti Care hospital, Mumbai. more…

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