Golmaal Page #8

You can't do anything!

l can't do anything!

l can't do anything!

Now l will show you what

l can do! l will..

What can l do?

What can l do?

''You can break his bones,

break his teeth..''

''..make him crippled, if

you are one father's son.''

No! - What? You are

not one father's son!

Not that! All this used to

happen in 1980's movies.

Breaking legs. l will break his

skull! lt is a slow torture!

Really? He is exaggerating.

What did this dumb man say?

He is saying that you are

doing the right thing!

We can't say that in front of him!

See to it that he doesn't survive.

lf he survives then

we won't survive.

Are you encouraging

me or scaring me?

No. You be strong.

You just wait and wait.

l will smash his skull in such a

way that he will become blind.

He will keep on saying sorry

for his entire life.

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

His skull will smash.

Good! He will become blink.

You will go in the prison.

l am not interested in this.

Niraali will be mine.

Hey!

- He has come!

Hey! l want to pee!

''Fine, l will keep

the bathroom ready.''

You first go and smash his head!

- Thank you.

l thrash him! l thrash him!

Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!

Let's go and check! Come!

- We are with you! Come!

Hide your face.

What have you done? l think

you have killed him!

l didn't kill him. l just

smashed with the rod.

But you were only going

to make him blind.

He is lying unconscious.

Who is he?

Did you see a ghost?

Who is he!

What is he saying?

''Today you won't say anything,

my friend.''

He is saying that he is hungry.

Keep quiet!

l will..

- Where did he go?

l am asking who was he!

- ls grandpa in some mess?

l didn't expect this from grandma.

No! it could be grandpa too.

But Gopal you are very nice.

''Nobody will hit you with the rod.

Come, l will serve dinner.''

Have you cooked the dinner?

- You have become so thin.

You go. You take a holiday.

You can't do anything.

Go somewhere. l have

some other plan. Go.

Hail Mother Mary!

''Grandpa, shall l do more?''

''Grandpa, have you quarrelled

with somebody?''

Where will the blind

man go to fight?

lt is an extended life. We are

fighting with ourselves.

l mean loan or something?

l had given a loan. To your

father. He repaid that.

He sent you here.

''You have arrived.

- Grandmother, grandfather.''

Bless you bless you.

How did you come back again?

- By ship.

Did you not have the money

to come in a flight?

''l had grandfather,

l was just going..''

..to set up my business but

my fate turned against me.

All of it became Loss Angeles.

''Sameer, this is our servant Pandu.''

''Okay Mr. Pandurang, when

will you go back now?''

''Come on grandfather, now l will..''

..spend the rest of my life

here near your feet.

The poor guy works and saves..

..up money and then goes

to Dubai to do business.

And then looses everything

and comes back here.

What is this grandfather?

What is this?

l went for a few day and

you kept a new servant.

This is not a servant this is

our grandson Sameer. - Stupid.

You had seen him in the childhood.

''He used to eat lollypop, used to..''

..wear half pant and used

to do a lot of mischief.

''Sameer, you are so grown up now.''

You have become a man

no from a child.

Even you have become

a monkey from a man.

Who are you?

- He is Sameer.

You had seen him in the childhood.

''He used to eat lollypop, used to..''

..wear half pant and used

to do a lot of mischief.

''Oh, this is Sameer.''

Who is this?

- He is Sameer.

You had seen him in the childhood.

''He used to eat lollypop, used to..''

..wear half pant and used

to do a lot of mischief.

''Okay, he is Sameer, he is Sameer.''

He is Sameer.

- Who is this?

l told you that l am Sameer.

You had seen him in the childhood.

''He used to eat lollypop, used to..''

..wear half pant and used

to do a lot of mischief.

Correct.

- l accept that you are Sameer.

But who are the remaining three?

You have come drunk again

in this house Pandurang.

That is why l was thinking

grandfather..

..that why is he shaking so much.

You keep quiet.

''Grandfather, grandfather not three..''

..but there are four Sameer's.

Grandfather he can see

four Sameers now.

What? What have you mixed Pandurang.

Tell me what did you drink? Tell me!

''Grandfather, l did

not mix anything..''

..l swear by my mother.

What? You are swearing by your

mother after being drunk.

''Grandfather l will show you,

l mean l will let you smell.''

What happened?

- Grandfather..

..he cannot even walk properly.

lt is useless to talk to him.

- Listen..

..we have to go to the temple.

Sameer dear.

- Yes. - Will you take us?

This Pandu has become useless.

You passport size photo.

lf you want to live here then

mind your own business.

''Sameer dear, today my wish

is finally fulfilled.''

''Here take this, break

this into small..''

..changes and distribute

them in the poor.

lt is a thousand rupees note.

''Sorry grandmother, but l

am the biggest poor here.''

Sorry Lord.

''lt is the last.

- Oh Lord, oh Lord.''

''Grandfather you, l as about

to come to your house.''

''Why, is all the pickles finished?''

''No, no actually there is a dance..''

..competition in my college in

which l am going to take part.

And l want to win this competition

at any cost.

That is why l wanted your blessing.

You do have our blessings.

''You will surely win it, okay.''

Okay but only blessing

s will not do. - Then?

Both of you will also have to come.

''Dear, both of us cannot come,

Sameer is there.''

Sameer will surely come.

''All the best, dear.''

''No, because they are blind they..''

..brought me here thinking

that l was Sameer.

''l did not want to hurt them, you..''

..also please don't

tell them anything.

For some time even l will get the..

..love of grandfather

and grandmother.

''And yes, best of luck for

the dance competition.''

l will pray to Lord that

he should make you win.

''Thank you.

- Bye. - Bye, see you.''

''What were you searching for?

- Four anas, it had fallen.''

l was searching for it.

He is saying that you had not

come in this room yesterday.

When did he say?

''The wind was blowing,

the four anas..''

..must have come here l

will look for it later.

''Listen, what were you searching for?''

''Me, nothing.

- lf l will hit you even once.''

Then you will break up into pieces.

l told you that l was not

searching for anything.

You people.

- Have you ever seen a gang?

No.

- Do you want to see? - Okay.

You don't know what a big

mistake you all are making.

lf l hit you even once from the

back of my hand you will die.

There is also no hospital nearby.

l will go l will go.

l will go and teach him a lesson.

l understood.

You go.

- You are the hero.

That is why l don't want

to get beaten up.

Let us forgive him.

- You can go we forgive you.

You give and look for

your four annas.

''You lizards, gang bang.''

l banged the whole banged together.

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