Golmaal Returns Page #2

come on, sweetheart!

Lucky, do you know something?

I was given a direct entry into

the Miss lndia contest.

Unfortunately, I got

married before that.

My husband said that I don,t need

to enter the Miss lndia contest..

..because l,m different.

Lucky, your love-interest has just

stepped out of the gym! - What?

Wow Lucky! She,s giving

you,the look,!

Why don,t you go talk to her?

Yes, talk to her.

He,s right. When she comes to know

your mouth piece is damaged..

..you won,t stand a chance!

Lucky! The sparks are flying

between the two of you..

..but the smoke is

arising from there!

Look over there!

Oh my God! What have you done?

Wow! This hair-style is called

,Lucky,s burnt look,.

Burnt look?! - Yes. The burnt look

to make people burn with envy!

Oh no!

- Oh yes! You look fabulous.

You really do!

- Mind blowing!

Out of this world!

- Beautiful! Awesome!

I,m so pretty that I can

carry off any hair-style.

Do you know why?

- Because you are different!

Yes!

What were you thinking?

- You,ve ruined her hair!

,Don,t worry, l,m there

for you. Am I not?

,Relax, don,t hang up.,

,Relax, l,m there.,

Lucky, you,re blocking my view.

What? Your brother-in-law

needs a hair-cut?

Yes. - But he got one only

last week, didn,t he?

Like this? Keep your

arm up. Look up.

Gopal! What,s this nonsense?

It,s called,Power Yoga,, baby.

Haven,t you heard?

It,s the latest vogue.

Actually, my company,s MD sacked all

the unfit people from their jobs.

I have to stay fit,

or I lose my job.

But why hire a female trainer?

Get out! Don,t show

me your face again.

Mr. Gopal, one needs brains, not

brawns, to keep their jobs.

Lucky, no hair-cut for him and

don,t you dare utter a single word!

The truth is, you want to

stay physically fit..

..because you want to increase the

TRP of your physical relations!

Lucky, come with me.

Sister-in-law, what,s wrong?

Ask your brother.

Brother, what,s got into her?

Soaps, extra-marital, TRP..

They were right to have named her

,Ekta, after the queen of TV soaps.

Hey!

- Shut up and cut my hair!

I,ll be back in sometime.

- Where are you off to?

I,m going for coffee with a friend.

Esha, one can buy an entire

coffee house..

..with the amount you,ve spent on

drinking coffee with your friend.

call him home.

I,ll call him tomorrow.

Thank you! Bye.

That,s not possible, Jigna.

Our job is to export fish,

crabs and lobsters.

How will you work for us if you,re

cringing to touch them?

I,m a little touchy about these

matters, sir. I,m a pure vegetarian.

You,ll have to do it,

if you want the job.

Ma,am, what are you doing here?

I,ve brought food for Gopal from

his favourite restaurant.

I want to give him a surprise!

Okay, l,ll help you.

Touch it.

- Please, sir! I can,t do this.

come on, Jigna. Do

as your boss says.

You,ll make me happy by touching it.

Do one thing. close your eyesand

then feel it. - Sir!

You,ll be rid of your fear.

- Okay. - Okay?

come on!

- How do you feel?

I feel rather ticklish.

I told you! There,s

no need to be scared.

Sir, if my fiance finds out..

..he,ll break off the engagement.

Jigna, I too am a married man.

I would never want to create

a rift in your marriage.

Let,s try again tomorrow, now

that you,re a little confident.

Okay, sir.

So, you were training

her to catch fish!

Ekta! Yes, she needs the job..

- Shut up!

You,re following the foot-steps

of Mihir Vilani and Mr. Walia.

Who are these people?

- Don,t change the topic!

How many more affairs do

you have? Out with it!

Is this what you do in office?

Have an affair with whosoever

you can get your hands on?

Why don,t you listen..

- You don,t have an answer, do you?

But l..

- Shame on you, Gopal!

Shut up! Now l,ll talk

and you,ll listen.

Sir! I,m feeling much

more confident now.

I,ll do a better job from tomorrow.

Ekta!

Looks like his surprise was

way bigger than yours!

Your anger is 1 00% justified,

but sir is not a lecher.

Why, he only starts salivating

at the sight of a girl!

He,s a saint, that man! The

way he lusts for women..

..anyone would believe

it was his first time!

You,re very fortunate.

He,s a gem of a guy.

But these idiots fail

to understand him.

They call him Gopal, the rascal!

Look, this is Kannupriya,s message

for Gopal, the rascal..

Ma,am!

,This is wrong, sir.,

,You,re married, while l,m engaged.,

,The only relationship

we can share..

..is that of a boss

and his secretary.,

,Some things are not

under one,s control.,

,lt,s true that l,m

a married man..,

,Jigna, you,re the reason

why l,m living.,

,But sir, l,m just a secretary..,

,You,re not just any secretary.,

,You,re my personal secretary.,

,This is Gopal,s car.,

-,Yes, it,s his.,

,This is Gopal,s car.,

Gopal,s car!

,And do you know the difference..

..between a secretary and

a personal secretary?,

,No, sir., -,A secretary says,

,Good morning, sir.,

,And a personal secretary says,

,lt,s morning, sir!,

,But sir, my fiance..,

-,Let him go to hell!,

,Okay. But what about your wife?,

-,My wife?,

,She must be glued to the idiot

box watching an idiotic soap.,

,So you see, she,s already in hell!,

What?

The car got a flat tyre.

I had to use the stepney.

Stepney? Is this the first time

you,re telling the truth?

What do you mean?

- Stephnie,s figure is 36..24..

Why is the back-seat strewn

with rose petals?

Oh god! I,d gone for a

colleague,s funeral.

You,re disgusting! Making

excuses of people dying..

..to cover up your love affairs!

I,m only 1 5 minutes late!

What can I possibly

do in 1 5 minutes?

Tell her something!

- You dare not utter a single word!

Shame on you, Gopal.

The whole world is condemning you!

Even the neighbours know

the number of your car.

They spotted you at Lover,s

Point with that witch.

You both couldn,t get your

hands-off each other! - Witch?!

People call you a rascal.

Rascal? Who called me a rascal?

Subodh did.

- Subodh! I,ll get him.

I,ll kill him in such

a ghastly manner that..

..he,ll remember it all his life.

What,s happening?

- lt,s an everyday story. come.

I,ll shove him into

the deep-freezer..

..to rot with a ten year old

Bombhel for twenty years!

I,ll seal him in an air-tight box..

..and release thousands of

poisonous crabs over him.

I won,t spare him so

easily. I will..

What did you say?

Yes, you do that to him.

- Okay.

You?!

- You?! - You?!

Yuck!

- Wow! You both know each other.

I know this madman very well.

come on, get out!

Why didn,t you tell me

before that you,re mad?

Esha, I don,t care if you bring

home a limp or a deaf-mute..

..but I don,t want another

suspicious mad person..

..Iurking in the house!

Who exactly are you hinting at?

Let me deal with him first.

- What?

Get out, you psycho!

You,re the one who was behaving

like a psycho, not me!

Let go off me!

- Brother!

Why did you vent your anger on Mads?

Rascal!

Do you have to say anything?

The entire family seems

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