Golmaal Returns Page #3

mentally disturbed to me.

Don,t worry, everything

will be fine.

Out!

S-U-N-l-T-A is..

You rascal!

- Help! Have you gone mad?

You like to break people,s

homes, don,t you?

What did you tell my wife?

That l,m a rascal?

- You,re a rascal!

Your father is a rascal, and

so is your grandfather!

Leave me! Your great grandfather

is a rascal!

What happened to you?

What,s going on? Stop it!

Sir, he likes to break people,s

homes. I won,t spare him!

He,s a cheap man.

Let me talk to him.

Don,t! Just call the cops.

Fine, call the cops! Go ahead.

- Yes. Relax Subodh!

I,ll chop your fingers in front of

the cops and feed them to the fish.

Enough is enough! Gopal, l,m

talking to him. One minute!

You,re forever after his life! You

don,t want to kill him, do you?

c,mon, back to work everybody. Why

are you still standing there?

You,re nothing but a wife,s pet!

He,s scared of his wife.

He may boss around at work,

but he,s a mouse at home.

He,s coming this way, sir.

You,ve come again?!

They say that if you wish to bash

up someone with a true heart..

..the whole universe conspires

to help you fulfill your wish.

Give me the search warrant, quick!

Search warrant!

Hey, did you tear a page

off my joke book?

No, sir. You were right

about him. He,s a psycho.

You stuffed face..

- That,s a good one!

Tell sir, that this is the warrant

for the ship Sea-queen..

..which is docked in Sri

Lanka at the moment.

Read what,s written there.

This is Blue Ribbon.

You typed it wrong, you moron!

I want the file on the crab,

not the fish. - Hello!

Give it to Gopal.

- Yes, ma,am.

Excuse me, sir. A call for you.

- Put it on speaker mode.

Hello! - What,s the programme for

today? Back seat or front seat?

Ekta, don,t start off again.

It,s you who starts off! You forgot

you were supposed to be home..

..ten minutes back, at sharp 7.:30.

Baby, calm down..

-,He,s nothing but a wife,s pet!,

,He,s scared of his wife.,

,He may boss around at work,

but he,s a mouse at home.,

Ekta, don,t treat me

like a daily soap..

..by expecting me to show

up everyday at sharp 7.:30.

What are you looking at?

Get back to work!

Let go off me! Help!

Don,t touch me!

Let go off me!

Hello! What,s going on?

Rascle!

- O sorry!

No! No save me!

Are you hurt?

Oh no!

What did you to my car?

Thank you.

Excuse me, thank you so much for

saving my life. - You,re welcome.

My car has broken down.

- My car has broken down too.

What shall we do now?

We won,t get any taxis at this hour.

One my friends owns

a yacht in this area.

We could halt there for the night.

No!

- Esha!

Leave me, Maddy.

- Esha, wake up!

Aren,t you bored of having coffee?

Esha!

- Sister-in-law!

What,s wrong?

- Gopal hasn,t reached home yet.

It,s 1 a.m. and his mobile

is switched off.

Why didn,t you wake me up earlier?

It looks like it,s going to pour.

We could halt at the yacht

for sometime, come.

Please come.

Thank you.

Will you have something?

No. - What does that mean?

Nothing, thank you.

TV?

Oh no! - What happened?

I,m scared of the dark.

Don,t be. I,m with you.

What are you trying to say?

What? Someone shot Gopal?!

Brother!

- l,m doomed!

That witch from his office had

warned him about her fiance.

I,m sure her fiance has shot him.

I won,t spare you!

I won,t spare you!

No Hiren, don,t hit him!

Oh God, why did You have

to call him so soon?

I love reality, but only

when it,s shown on TV!

Lucky, it,s time you

accept the fact..

..that your brother-in-law

is no more.

You must slowly come

to terms with it.

Lucky, are you looking

for Gopal,s photo?

To hang it on the wall?

I have a solo photograph of him.

Lucky, control yourself!

He,s become speechless

because of the trauma!

Hands up!

Maddy!

- Hi! Hold the gun.

Baby! I missed you..

Esha.. where,s the dead body?

Whose dead body? I don,t

know of a dead body!

Gopal,s dead body!

Yes! Gopal is dead.

I,m sorry to hear that.

Where,s his dead body?

It,s you who has brought

the news of his death.

You should know where

his dead body is.

Dead body? News? Are you mistaking

me for a TV channel?

Lucky told me!

He told you? He peed in

his pants when he saw me!

Lucky, you murdered your

brother-in-law! - No!

Be careful!

One minute. He,s trying to

say that Gopal is alive!

Poor me!

But why are you on duty at 3 a.m.?

Why am I on duty at 3 a.m.?

You all have lost it!

Don,t you remember it was

you who called me home?

Oh yes! Ekta had become

so emotional..

But why hasn,t brother

returned home yet?

Hello, sir?

- Yes, tell me.

A dead body has been detected

on Blue cross street.

Is it Gopal,s?

No sir, you ain,t that lucky.

But come soon, sir.

Esha, it,s an emergency.

I have to go. - Bye!

Wait, inspector. What

news have you got?

A dead body was detected

on Blue cross street.

Oh no!

- Brother!

Shut up! It,s someone

else,s dead body.

crazy family!

Sir, it,s a,Psycho Killer, case.

His fingers have been chopped off.

The killer must have

a fetish for fingers.

That reminds me. Take

his fingerprints.

Send the body for post mortem, we

need all the evidences possible.

Let,s find the killer

and bash him up!

This guy won,t a nail-cutter

anymore, isn,t that funny?

You,ve still not recovered

from the shock.

Gopal won,t ever come back again.

I,m no Superwoman who can bring

her husband back from the dead.

Lucky!

Look, brother,s back!

My dear brother!

Are you all right?

Yes, l,m perfectly fine.

What,s going on?

I was away for one night,

and you people..

One night-stand! Oh Lord, why me?

In which resort did you

spend the eventful night?

In whose lap, did you

do the lap-dance?

Something very tragic

took place last night.

Sure, spin a yarn! That you

were walking by the roads..

..when suddenly out of nowhere..

..you saw some goons

harass a poor woman.

You jumped to her rescue..

..as your brotherly instinct

suddenly came out alive.

No, nothing of that sort happened.

Then what happened?

Last night, I was walking

by the roads..

..when suddenly out of nowhere,

I saw a woman..

Ask for forgiveness, my son.

Remember, behind every

successful man..

..there,s a woman.

And behind every unsuccessful man..

..there are two, three, many more.

Brother, who,s this other woman?

Nobody!

Last night..

..irritated with your

zillion questions..

..I switched off my mobile.

Later that night I ran into

an old school friend..

..who took me home. We were

so engrossed talking..

Name?

- Gopal.

Your friend,s name!

- Fishy.

Akbar.. I mean, Anthony Gonsalves.

How come l,ve never

heard of him before?

Me too. I mean, I hadn,t heard

from him in many years.

Where does he live?

Drop it, sweetheart.

- Address!

Tell me.

Macchi Lake, Dockyard lane,

opposite Prawns, corner..

..Door No. 420.

Now excuse me please.

Don,t doubt someone.

Forgive her, God. She believes him.

Bye!

Hi! I,m Daisy.

Hi! I,m Lucky.

And l,m lucky to meet you.

You have a very manly voice.

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