Golmaal Returns Page #4

Thanks, the selectors of,lndian

ldol, were of the same opinion.

Actually, there,s something

I want to tell you..

Hear me out, first. I want to

say those three magic words..

I.. Love..

Why are you screaming?

- What?

Hi! I,m Daisy.

I have a friend named Sambo.

She needs a new hair

cut and a new look.

could you give me an appointment

for tomorrow please?

Why aren,t you saying anything?

- He can,t! He,s dumb.

It,s a temporary tooth

ache problem. Oh I see!

He has a bad swelling too. Where

was it again? The other side!

I am so sorry Lucky. But

it was nice to meet you.

Thank you so much. See

you tomorrow. Bye!

,Fishy! Fishy!,

,Fishy! Fishy!,

,Fishy! Fishy!,

I,d gone to the courier office.

I,ve mailed Anthony Gonsalves

on the address..

..Gopal had specified.

If he truly exists, then there,s

no tension in life.

But if he doesn,t..

..your brother-in-law

is in deep sh*t.

Gopal, where,s the file

of new recruitments?

Hasn,t Subodh Behra given it to you?

Gopal..

- One minute.

Kishore, where,s Subodh Behra?

Sir, he hasn,t come to office

for the past two days.

He must be nursing his wounds. I,ll

have it sent right away, sir.

No problem, l,ll be waiting.

What did you see?

Ekta?

- Yes!

What happened to her?

She wrote a letter to

someone? To whom?

Anthony Gonsalves?

I don,t have a friend by that name.

Lucky, you,re reading me wrong.

Actually, I was with

a girl that night.

You,re reading me wrong again!

Listen to me, first!

Just hear me out.

That night, l,d saved a woman from

the clutches of some goons.

Our cars had broken down so we had

to spend the night at the yacht.

Now, if I told that to your sister,

would she believe me? - No.

She won,t ask for a divorce,

she,ll jump to suicide!

Do you want your sister

to commit suicide?

Do you wish your parents

die of shock?

Do you wish to be orphaned?

If yes, then call her and

tell her everything.

Forget it, l,ll only tell her.

We,ll sort out this mess.

Who,ll save us now?

Whether there,s something fishy

or the fish is in something.

I,m amazing, baby. I,m a wonder!

Be careful, let no one

steal your heart!

Fishy.. Fishy..

May I come in, sir?

- come in.

I,ve come to apply for the

post of the Junior Manager.

Myself, Laxman Prasad Boss.

Laxman Prasad?

- Boss.

Do you know him?

No. Who,s he?

He too was Laxman Prasad.

- Was?

Now, he,s in seventh heaven.

Anyway, sit. Qualifications?

Thanks, boss. Today, every

Tom, Dick and Harry..

..can boast of experience

and qualification.

But I have the,X factor,..

..that gives me the upper hand.

- And what,s that?

I have the solution

to every problem.

Just name it, and l,m there.

Whether it,s the problem of

stolen fish from the dock..

..or the toilet flush

that needs repair..

..I am there! Whether it,s a clash

of the corporate titans..

..the great Bollywood scandal..

..or the problem of extra

marital affairs..

..I am there!

-,Fishy! Fishy!,

What was the last thing you said?

Whether it,s a problem of

extra-marital affairs.

I am there.

No, I think you,re

all talk, no show.

Sir, all I ask is a chance

to prove myself.

Give me a problem..

..and l,ll solve it for you.

Okay, I have a friend..

- I see.

..who lied to his wife that

he spent the night over..

..at his friend Anthony

Gonsalves, house.

But the truth was that he

had saved a woman,s life..

..and later they had spent the

night together in a yacht.

Since the woman was a bit

uncomfortable in the start..

..he switched on the

TV to distract her.

But a hot intimate scene

flooded the TV screen!

The woman cringed..

..while you cringed even further.

Me?

- Yes, you.

You,re talking about yourself..

..not your friend. Am I right?

Do you have a parrot?

What do you mean?

I mean, the parrot that predicts

people,s futures.

No, sir. I don,t need a parrot to

predict what must,ve happened.

After watching those

intimate scenes..

..you took a good look at

the girl,s geography..

..sub-consciously erasing

the history with your wife.

Your body chemistry

underwent a change..

..drawing you physically

very close towards her.

And then, a sensuous, seductive,

sexy romantic duet filled the air..

This was just an appetizer..

..as you,ve already

had the main course.

After all, horny men..

who can stop the inevitable?

Right?

Oh boss! You,ve turned the

colour of your shirt.

Never mind, l,ll take

care of your wife.

She has never seen Anthony, right?

- Right.

She hasn,t seen me either.

Problem solved!

- How,s that?

From today, l,m Anthony Gonsalves.

I,ll tell your wife that you

spent the night at mine.

Okay!

Tell me something.

- Yes?

I always thought you looked like

a fool.. - Thank you.

..but I never knew that

you actually were one!

Thank you, boss. All you,ve

got to do is hire me.

My girlfriend,s family will be

happy and they,ll let us get married.

You don,t have a parrot, do you?

- No.

But I do. First, get me off the

hook, only then will I hire you.

Tomorrow at 9 a.m.

Okay, boss.

Hey! Ramu!

Ramu..

Are you dumb?

- Yes.

Tell your madam..

Look..

Tell madam that Anthony

Gonsalves is here.

Yes, that,s what.

No, not Bhansali, Gonsalves!

,l,ve mailed Anthony Gonsalves..

..on the address Gopal

had specified.,

,l don,t have a friend

by that name.,

,Do you want your sister

to commit suicide?,

,Do you wish your parents

die of shock?,

,Do you wish to be orphaned?,

Gonsalves!

- Out! Out!

I want to go in.

- Out!

Why are you kicking me out?

Hey, don,t push me! Enough!

I,ve seen the National Body

Building championship thrice!

Look at my bulging arms, my biceps,

my broad chest, my triceps..

Why are you laughing?

Take a good look.

Why are you humiliating me?

Don,t be deceived as

l,m fasting today.

Listen up..

Quiet!

No stones, please!

Stones are not allowed.

That,s cheating!

Don,t behave like children!

I,m going. Keep it down.

Why are you singing?

Anthony Gonsalves still

hasn,t shown up.

You drove him out?

You fool, that was my idea!

He was a phony!

You,re an expert at ruining

hair-styles and brilliant plans.

Go get him!

It,s hot!

Do you wanna partner.. O partner..

Love me, love me say.

Hey! Get lost.

- come with me.

My father-in-law tells me to

stand up on my two feet..

..but my state is such that l

won,t be able to sit all my life!

Give me one.

- You give me one first.

You haven,t gone yet?! I,ll give

you one tight.. - Give it to me!

Get lost!

- Fine, l,m going.

But do make up your mind!

He just won,t leave me alone!

I,m going! - I wonder what he,s

going to prick me with this time!

I,m going!

- Stop or l,ll smash you!

You shut up! Sorry, not you.

Move to the left. Sorry,

to the right!

Bend down. Go back.

Lucky!

- To be.. Get aside, unlucky!

Should l? Hello..

Hello boss! You,ve sent him?

- I don,t have a boss, okay?

Shut up! No, not you boss.

Okay boss, l,m on my way.

No, he,s mine! One minute.

Have a cold drink and

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