Golmaal Returns Page #5

chill! Let,s go.

Good morning, Goa! I am Anthony

Gonsalves and you are..

Ekta. Ekta! call me once, and

l,ll come running to you!

Please come in.

Nice house.

So tell me, why did

you call me home?

I just wanted to confirm..

..that my husband Gopal was

with you on Friday night.

Why ask me? Ask your husband.

What did he say?

He said he was with you.

You,re unbelievable!

Why would you believe a stranger

over your husband?

Are you sure you want to discuss

personal matters..

..in front of your servant?

He,s Lucky.

- For whom?

He,s my brother.

- I see.

Mr. Anthony, Gopal and you..

Actually..

- Actually, you have a disorder..

..of becoming overly suspicious.

If someone praises you..

..you call it hard work.

But God forbid if someone praises

your husband, you get suspicious.

If you come home late,

you call it bad luck.

But if your husband comes late..

..you get suspicious.

It doesn,t matter if he loves you,

you say that you deserve it.

But God forbid if he says

hello to another woman..

..you get suspicious!

Distrust! What the..

Many families have been destroyed

thanks to suspicious wives like you.

Just like the virus of suspicion

has destroyed your sensibilities.

That,s why I say, what the..

Anthony, my friend!

Gopal, my friend!

,Whether it,s a Monday

or a Tuesday..,

,Wednesday or a Thursday..,

,Friday or a Saturday..,,We,re

friends, come what may!,

What the hell was that?

We always greet each other like

this, ever since childhood.

What brings you here?

- Don,t ask.

Tell me. No, forget it. I,m

embarrassed to talk about it.

Did you do something stupid?

Forget it, Gopal. It,s

all sorted out now.

come on, tell me!

Ekta wanted to meet me.

I,m glad her suspicion has

been finally put to rest!

Suspicion?!

She wanted to cross-check..

..whether you were with

me on Friday night.

Gopal, please don,t be mad at her.

Actually Gopal, I was.. Shut up!

Now, l,ll talk and you,ll listen.

Three years ago, I met you at

my,best friend,s wedding,..

..and it was,love actually,..

..I was smitten like a,Shakespeare

in Love,..

..because never had I seen

such a,pretty woman, before.

But Juliet never took

Her Romeo seriously.

She thought he was just a,casanova,,

a,flirt, of the first order.

Your suspicious nature

assumed new heights..

..and our dream of,happily ever

after, shattered forever.

Ekta, you,ve scarred me for life!

Your love sank like the,Titanic,..

- Shut up! Don,t rub it in.

At least, I have true friend,

if not a true lover.

Enough Gopal!

- Anthony!

- Sorry Gopal, I doubted you.

Leave me alone.

- Ekta, listen..

Distrust..

- What the.. - Puck!I feel..

..sorry for the courier guy.

He must,ve gone crazy trying

to locate the address.

Machhi Lake!

Dockyard Lane!

Opposite Prawn,s corner!

Excuse me.

- Yes?

Which one is Anthony

Gonsalves, house?

There are many Anthonys

in this colony.

One is a priest,

the other is a tea-seller..

Another who,s a phony. Which

Anthony are you looking for?

He is Ekta,s.. - Oh I see!

It,s a love affair. - Yes.

Then it must be the phony Anthony.

He lives in that room over there.

Who is it?

- courier? Vichare.

Anthony Gonsalves? - That,s me.

There,s a courier for you.

A courier for this idiot?!

,l,m Ekta, your friend

Gopal,s wife.,

Gopal.. Ekta..

,Gopal praises you a lot.,

,l need to meet you urgently

in secret., Why man?

,So, could you please come

over if you don,t mind?,

,But please come during the

day between 9 to 6 pm..

..as my husband is away at work.,

Bravo Anthony! Nowadays,

husbands have started..

..to praise you to their wives!

I wouldn,t bet on it.

- Get lost!

Ekta, l,m coming sweetheart!

I wonder what you look like!

But l,m sure much better than

this antique furniture!

Whose letter is it?

- A friend,s.

Which friend?

- Ekta.

A girl?! Who is she?

No, a boy! A friend who,s no more.

I just got the news.

I,ll have to go.

I,ll have to carefully lay

him in his coffin..

..and strew flower

petals all over him.

I,ll have to go.

Has his friend died or rose

from the dead? I,ll have to go.

Oh my God!

So this is what the matter is.

You bloody swine! You better

watch out for me.

Ramu!

Is Ekta around?

Tell her Anthony,s, wife, Julie,

is here to see her.

Out!

,First, you drove Anthony away.

And now, his wife!,

,She was a part of the

plan, you fool!,

,She was the phony wife of

phony Anthony Gonsalves!,

Girl? Where,s she?

Hats off to you, boss.

What a colourful life you lead!

You,re gutsy to invite women over.

She,s a great catch!

True, except that I didn,t invite

her. - Did you call her?

Is she your wife?

My wife? What nonsense!

My grand dad was the last to

tie the knot in my family.

Fine.

Yes?

I,m Julie, wife of

Anthony Gonsalves.

Boss.

She,s your wife, Anthony.

Boss, she,s Anthony,s wife.

I,m Laxman, remember?

So, you,re the one who,s having

an affair with my husband.

He,s a moron. But whatever

happened to you?

How come you fell

for a third grader?

You,re getting it all wrong.

I,d called him home for

a personal matter.

Was it so personal that

you asked him to come..

..only when your husband was away?

Stop it! Let,s call your husband.

That should dissolve the confusion.

Right now, he,s in the bedroom

with my husband. - What?!

He,s in the bedroom

with your husband?!

Disgusting! I didn,t know

he swings both ways.

Anthony, you scoundrel!

I,ll divorce you.

Anthony! You wife

is here to see you.

Please ask her to leave.

She,s horribly misunderstood!

She wants to divorce you.

Please tell her that there,s

nothing cooking..

..between Gopal and

you. Boss, help!

Ekta! It,s time for,Desperate

housewives,.

What nonsense! His wife is about

to divorce him and you..

Get aside! Ekta, please

don,t bother.

She,s just as suspicious as you

are. You must be twin sisters!

That,s why he always says..

Distrust, what the..

- Puck!

Where are you hiding,

you stinking pig?

I,ll drag you to court

and divorce you!

Don,t. I,ll divorce You! I do, I do,

I do! You fool, you,re divorcing her!

Sorry. I divorce you, divorce

you, divorce you!

You pig! You swine!

- You..

Excuse me. Two minutes. - l,ll..

I,ll come and get you.

You,re getting it all wrong.

Divorce, divorce, divorce!

Julie, listen up!

You fool! Were you trying

to save me or kill me?

What happened, boss?

- Anthony,s wife was here.

So? - That means Anthony

too will come here.

,Fishy! Fishy!..

..,Fishy! Fishy!,

Hey you! Go and tell your madam

that her Adam is here.

Anthony Gonsalves, man!

Hurry up!

How much?

That..

You,re scared of him?!

He wasn,t around, was he?

You handle him.

- Of course.

Hey cobra-man! You,re

seriously scary, man!

Get out, you douche bag!

I can,t believe you,re

scared of this joker!

Oh no! Anthony,s so scared!

Hey, you want some milk?

What are you doing?

Hey! calm down, buddy.

You,re here to see Ekta, aren,t you?

Your life is set, buddy.

She,s so hot!

Big brown eyes..

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