Golmaal Returns Page #6

Slender waist-line..

And a super hot figure!

- It is hotter!

She,s like a heater on

a cold winter,s day.

Hot actress Kareena Kapoor

pales in comparison to her.

Ekta, my sweetheart, l,m

definitely coming.

But how do you know that

she,s a bombshell?

That,s because she,s

my wife, you fool!

Tell me, will you ever show

me your face again?

Never. If you ask me, I won,t

look at my own face!

Good.

Will you ever hit on

someone else,s wife?

If you ask me, I won,t

hit on my own wife.

Good.

Why are you laughing, you idiot?

Gopal!

Hey, the dumb guy spoke!

Will you ever again say that

your name is Anthony?

Anthony? Who,s he? Where,s he from?

I,m Atmaram.

Atmaram.

- May your,soul, rest in peace.

Atmaram.. Atmaram..

Here,s your appointment letter.

Thanks a ton, boss! But why

are you smiling so much?

Did you just remember Anthony,s

shock therapy?

No, I just remembered your

disastrous butt therapy!

Anything for the job, boss.

At least this will help

me settle down.

She,ll be very happy.

For how long have you been seeing

each other? - Two years.

She,s a very simple girl unlike

the girls of today.

You know what I mean, right?

First meeting at the yacht and..

I,ll take your leave, boss.

Meera is expecting me.

Meera? - Yes, she lives up to the

name of the lndian saint Meera.

,Fishy., Laxman!

Give me seven thousand rupees.

That,s Meera.

she,s hot property!

She,s your sister-in-law.

She,s solely my property!

Give me the money at least.

Meera! Meera!

Oh my God! You got the

appointment letter!

It,s not just

an appointment letter.

It,s a marriage certificate.

- Oh my God!

My family will be delighted!

Amma, appa (Mom and dad), chinappa,

Sonappa, Ponappa..

I only have amma appa.

And do you know shri shri Trikula

Palla Radha Krishna lyer..

You mean, the new born?-Yes, and my..

.. favourite great great great

grand father Bala.. Yes, I know Bala.

Yes. I,m so happy, baby!

- I know, baby.

I wanted to ask you..

- Yes?

I hope you didn,t do any

fraud to get this job.

I am a fraud?!

Don,t utter another word. Sorry,

Laxman. Sorry, baby.

I,m really sorry.

- Forget it and give me a hug.

Oh baby! - Meera, what do I tell

you of all that l,ve done..

..to get my hands on a

hot property like you!

,Fishy! Fishy!,

Sir, l,ve brought the report.

But I never went to the doctor.

No sir, the dead body

at Blue cross street..

..was that of Subodh Behra.

He had a personal enemy.

He used to annoy people by

sending countless SMS.

Hence, the killer had chopped

off his fingers.

Sir, I have very good news.

You,ll jump with joy on hearing it.

- Are you serious?

The guy who was murdered..

..was threatened by none

other than Gopal. - Gopal?

Gopal.

Make way! Make way!

Whether there,s something fishy

or the fish is in something.

I,m amazing, baby. I,m a wonder!

Beware! Beware!

Beware, you might lose your heart.

Fishy.. fishy..

Watch what I do to Gopal.

What,s cooking?

Fish curry, your favourite.

Wow!

What,s the matter?

You seem to be in a

romantic mood today.

I became a romantic the

first time I saw you.

Do you remember our first meeting..

..at your grand dad,s funeral?

You looked so pretty

in the white dress.

Our second meeting was

at a TV showroom.

I was there to buy a

24 inch Plasma TV.

Even you were looking

very smart that day.

When you took off your glasses..

..I just couldn,t take

my eyes off you.

And then both of us were afflicted

with conjunctivitis..

..for the next four days.

Your eyes had turned so red.

And do you remember how you

followed me till Mumbai?

We had spent the night

on the roof of my car.

Our hearts were flooded

with love and happiness.

Of course! The entire city

was flooded that day.

It was the 26th of July.

Do you remember the movie

we went for the next day?

It was our first comedy movie.

How can I forget,Bawariya,!

It was so funny.

I remember how you were

ogling at the hero..

..when he took off his towel.

Ekta, you,re doubting me again!

Nobody can come between us.

It,s a different matter that your

dad thought it necessary to send..

..this,silent film, on

our first anniversary.

Your family is no less. They sent

her as,Special Appearance,.

But the bottom line is,,We

lived happily ever after,.

The story doesn,t end

here, my friend.

You,ve come back?!

I,m back, but not as your

brother-in-law..

..but as a daredevil

police inspector!

I,m investigating about the

night you,d gone missing..

..because a murder had

taken place that night.

The might I had come here.

On that ominous night,

a dead body was found..

..on Blue cross street.

Do you know whose dead

body it was, Mr. Gopal?

Subodh,s!

His murder had taken place

the night before which..

..you had threatened to kill him!

You,re done for!

- No!

What?

- Gopal is innocent. - Yes.

You too should stop suspecting

Gopal. - Why?

Yes, Mads.

That night, Gopal was with his

friend Anthony Gonsalves.

Who the hell is Anthony Gonsalves?

His friend! Stop doubting

my husband and get out!

Get out!

- Out!

Why does he open his

mouth when he,s dumb?

Send Anthony Gonsalves over

to the police station.

I have to take down his statement.

Understood?

Inspector Madhav?

You good for nothing bamboo tree!

Your lies are taller than you!

I told you the truth now, didn,t l?

- But why did you lie to me earlier?

That was for the lie you

told me earlier..

..that certified you

as a liar. Bloody liar!

I hate liars!

And you told me one

lie after the other!

You..

Hey! What are you doing?

I don,t know him.

I hate liars!

- Save me!

Who are you?

I.. I..

Anthony Talpade!

Anthony Gonsalves.

Did Gopal send you?

- Gopal!

Pinky!

- Yes, sir!

Take his statement.

- come.

Liars never go unpunished

from my station.

What have I done?

Who,s talking to you? Get out!

c,mon! - Take him away.

Keep it here.

Dare you move!

First, l,ll chop off your

hands with a saw..

..and then hack your legs

to make the movie,Saw 5,

Boss, l,ve given a false statement

but l,m petrified.

Because no sooner does

one problem end..

..than a new one emerges.

Don,t worry, my friend.

Don,t be so scared.

We,ll handle Madhav just

as we handled Ekta.

Nothing will happen.

What are you looking at, man?

She,s way out of your league.

She,s,Miss congeniality,,

while you,re.

Hi!

Excuse me!

Hell! She,s hitting on him.

Nowadays, even phones

without ring tones..

..are in demand!

Yes. Go, talk to her.

Open what?

Fine, I understood.

come, let,s ruin his day.

Iet,s make his day.

Excuse me, may l?

- Please.

Thank you.

I,m Gopal Kumar Santoshi.

I,m Anthony. Lakshman Prasad Apte.

And he,s Lucky. He doesn,t

have a surname.

I,m Daisy.

- Daisy? - Daisy Daisy!

Daisy Daisy?

Unique name, isn,t it, boss?

It,s possible.

If we get Lara Dutta married

to Brian Lara..

..then what,ll her name be?

Lara Dutta.. Brian Lara..

Lara Lara!

Exactly!

But I hope you aren,t married.

- No. - Good!

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