Gone Doggy Gone

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Hi. Did you miss me?

No. Not at all.

I'll take that as a compliment.

It's okay. You won't lose any

data.

It's on somebody's cloud.

Oh my god.

Ah, control click the package.

The collections were tragic.

We can only hope our customers

are as color-blind as

our designers.

It's hidden in the installer.

Hold on. That's my sitter, Jill.

Ya.

Hi Jill! How's Laila?

She didn't bite anyone did she?

Uh-uh-hold on, this is

my-my-assistant.

Oh my God yeah.

The models were fat.

They said they were healthy, but

they were fat.

Uh... you control click it.

It's the key that says CTRL.

It's on the-

Oh my God! That is

disgusting!

A package is actually a folder.

Yeah, they do that to

make it simple...

but it's always hard to explain

it.

Oh my God. That is so cute. I

can't stand it.

- Wait a minute. Oh no.

- Are you brushing your teeth!?

Do not say that again!

Hold on Luis, that's my sitter

again. Hey, Jill what's up?

Well, the

installer image is inside.

About 8 giga-

- Okay. I can hear you.

- Sorry.

Hi.

Wait, wait, wait. It's not on

the cloud?

Oh boy. Okay, you need to back it

up first. You know I told you-

and I don't really want to talk about it...

again. Probably take three or four hours...

you know... and... yeah,

uh, do that...

I know she does. I know...

but I'm a mom and moms worry...

...ugh, nothing. I'll see you in

a bit.

How was fashion week?

Good.

Good.

- Hiiii! Hi, Laila! Ohhhhhh.

- You're so excited to see Mommy!

Oh, ho, ho! You missed

Mommy, huh?

Oh, Caramel kisses,

gimme caramel kisses!

Oh, poor girl. I missed you too.

Ah. We went to the park and the

post office, the movies...

The movies?

It's freezing in there. Did you

put her sweater on?

Yes, but she didn't like

it so I...

Jill. She needs her

sweater.

Isn't that what her fur is for?

Uhhh, Here ya go.

You know, it feels weird taking

money for...

hanging out with my BFF,

maybe...

I could just stay for

dinner... or?

Uh...

Uh, Abby has a client dinner.

Oh. 'Kay.

I will see you tomorrow night.

Bye Littles.

Her name is Laila.

She looks more like a Littles.

How long you been driving on

that spare?

About a month. Bye!

House number two is a fixer

upper just outside the city.

Oh, that place is disgusting.

Is that mold?

It's gotta be.

They're never gonna pick house

two.

Mmm.

Terrible location.

Hey, Kat. What's up?

You guys want to grab

a bite at Julio's?

Two for one margaritas!

They don't allow dogs.

Okay. How about

Chutney Palace?

Laila doesn't like Indian.

I think we're just gonna stay

in.

Bye, b*tch!

Bye, b*tch!

Oh, I want that house.

You're squishing Laila.

Sorry.

Don't! She's tired.

Sorry.

Make some noise for f***'s sake!

Kent.

I love you so much.

So you're cool with

being friends?

Wh...?

Wait. You're still breaking up

with me?

Whoa. Whoa, whoa. We were

never officially together, so.

And I mean if you think

about it..

It's a good thing we didn't get

too involved you know?

Woulda been much harder.

But, you're on the lease.

I got a new lease.

biscuits. Yeah. Good Girl.

Give mama your face

and wipe your mouffy. Good girl.

What are my girls up to today?

We're hittin' the doggy park.

We're gonna see Bernie

the pug, and Oliver the Westie,

and Sage the Beagle, and their

mommies.

You two. Need to make a baby.

We're not ready for that.

Bye.

Bob wants to see you in his

office.

Mhmm

Mhmm.

I uh...

I got you something.

It's a USB coffee mug warmer.

You plug it into your USB port

and it...

Keeps it warm

Oh.

Mmmm, mmm, mmm.

Listen, Jill. Ahhh, it's been

great...

having you with us for the

last few months.

Thank you so much,

I-I really enjoy working here

everyone's just so,

so nice.

We're cutting back on our temps.

D-down-sizing, economy and all,

uh...

we're gonna have to let you

go. I'm sor-I'm so-I'm sorry.

But, this is where I work.

Well, not anymore.

They really love their dog.

- They love that dog too much.

- Jesus Christ.

Is that thing wearing a tutu?

Cute Christmas Card.

Kaaaaaat!!! What's up b*tch!

What's up b*tch!

I'm so glad you're here it's a

snooze fest in there.

Good thing you didn't

come to Julio's.

I'm still sh*t faced.

Do you have any coconut water?

Who-ooo, love the dress!

Thank you. I made it

out of a pair of Eliott's pants.

What?! If you don't create your

own clothing line...

you should be convicted of

crimes against humanity.

You guys can put your

shoes in the basket.

I know the rule, Eliott.

Wow. Rambo! What have you been

doin'?

A little yoga.

Devon, this is Abby and her

husband Eliott.

Hi. How ya doin'?

How's it goin' uh...? Where's

the bar?

Uhhhhh, yeah it's over, yeah

it's, follow me.

Oh my god, b*tch.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Wh - what happened to

what's his name?

He found my driver's license.

I got this for you at Julio's.

Ew! I hate Sangria.

Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry I'm

late.

They had this worker

appreciation thing for me.

You know, they gave me a plaque

with my name on it!

Of course Kent wanted to take me

out to celebrate...

so I had to go. He loves me.

Laila's in the office and she

almost got stepped on.

Oh, my God. Laila. Laila!

1993's calling.

It wants it's pink dress back!

Do you wanna hold her?

No.

I-I mean, I better not.

Do you have to say no babies?

What was that?!

Oh, God. Hurry!

This is so great. You

guys gotta watch this.

- Get in the basket.

- Daddy, help.

Go on Laila get in your basket.

Good girl! Good girl! Good girl!

Everyone.

We have an announcement to make.

Some of you know already, but we

were waiting until it was

confirmed to share the news with

the rest of you.

You're pregnant!

Congrats!, That's so

exciting!

Noooo.

Eliott has been promoted to

Vice-President...

of Nerd-dom at Marina Tech in-

We're moving to San Francisco.

San Franciso!!! WhooHoooo!

Get the f*** out of here

that's great! Congratulations!

San Franciso!!! WhooHoooo!

I got fired today.

I got fired today. I can't

believe I got fired.

They kept Ephraim and he

misfiles everything.

He filed Watermaker before

Wasserstein.

He's always late to work and he

takes two hour lunch breaks and

the only reason he works

so quickly

is because he's hopped up on

meth.

They fired the girl who never

forgets a birthday.

Who works overtime for free! Who

hand painted one hundred

"I heart my co-worker" coffee

mugs for Valentines day.

And now my BFF is moving away!

It's not fair. It's not

faaaaair!

Bye, b*tch.

Bye, b*tch. I'm drunk.

Bye, Eliott.

Bye.

Byee. Bye pretty boy.

I can't find my other shoe.

Here, I'll help you.

It just vanished. Just Whoosh!

It's been such a hard

couple days.

I...I lost my job and I lost my

boyfriend and I got my period.

Okay. I'll make up the couch.

Come on. Oh!

Ohhh. You guys are so sweet. I'm

sorry I lost my shoe.

Thank you. I'm just gonna miss

her so much.

I know.

Would you like to keep her at

your house until Wednesday?

Yeah, it would really help us.

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