Gone Doggy Gone Page #2

Uh, we're gonna be moving

and she'll be under our feet...

Are you serious?! I'd love to.

Well, did you hear that?

You're comin' to camp

Jill, Littles.

It's Laila

Mhmm.

Here's her snack bag and her wee

wee pads.

Make sure you have her blankie.

You have the 24 hour emergency

vet number, right?

Don't worry.

Everything will be fine, she'll

be safe with me.

Byeee.

Call me if you need anything!

I will!

Bye!

Bye.

Let's get this ugly sweater off

of you, huh?

Ohhhhh!

Oh my gosh, you know who's

engaged this week?

Should I get engaged?

This is called Juicy Glow.

Do you want to stay and watch TV

with me tonight, Shelby?

No.

Please Shelby?

No!

'Kay.

How much longer do you think?

Because, well, last time you...

didn't leave them in long enough

an-and it didn't really look any

different, and, oh, Kent really

loves highlights.

Five minutes for you.

Three for the dog.

Ya know, if you really want 'im

back...

you outta let me bleach your

a**hole.

How'd you find me?

Your mom told me.

You know, she's really upset

we're not together anymore.

Well, I'm kind of working,

so... What do you want?

Um, well, you left this in

my fridge...

and I thought you might

miss it 'cause...

I know you love it an-and I

don't really eat it,

so...

Well, where's my hot sauce? Been

missin' that.

Why did you leave me? You never

said why.

Because you wanted me to stay.

It's 1:
30. Where is she?

What's she doing out there?

Jill?

Jill, what's wrong?

Jill, please roll down

the window.

Jill, roll it down.

Where's Laila? Jill?

Jill, roll your window down!

Jill!

Open the door! Open this door

and talk to me! Jill!

Where's Laila? Where is Laila?!

Answer her! Jill!

Where-is-Laila?! Jill!

Where's Laila?! Where's Laila?!

Where is Laila?! Where's Laila?!

Where is Laila?! Where is she?!

You let me in this car now!

Where-is-she?! Open

that door! Where's Lai-Laaaa?!

Goooooooone!!!

Abby!

What we have here is a canine

emergency.

Get your flyers and

plaster the area.

Who's got West Valley bike path?

Sir. Yes, Sir!

I need your eyes and ears on me

people.

Sandwich?

What kind?

It's meat Senorita.

This is a code red.

Ooh, sandwiches.

What time were you at

the dog park?

Uh, the afternoon, between 12

and 12:
42?

Can you be more specific?!

I told you already. They

took her at the dog park.

How many more times do I have

to tell you?

As many times as it takes!

She was kidnapped at Laurel

Park, Officer.

Has there been a ransom demand?

No! He wants to know what the

kidnapper looked like.

What were you doing when she was

taken?

I'm speaking. What did he look

like?

Were you drinking?!

Um-uh-He was-over 6 feet tall,

uh...

medium toned skin, 30's and uh,

he had an anchor tattoo...

on his bicep and just beady eyes

and wild hair...

an-and he was missing his left

thumb.

I was picking up her doody and I

looked away for one second.

One second!

He wants to know what she was

wearing.

Nothing. Well, it was hot so I

took off her sweater.

Why do you keep doing that? She

loves her sweater.

I am so sorry,

I will do anything.

She wasn't wearing anything,

Officer.

The babysitter said she

was more comfortable naked.

Please tell me she had her

collar on.

Well of course she had her

collar on.

Collar?!

Ma'am are we talking

about a dog, or a person?

A person! She won't even eat dog

food.

Tell me what kind of dog

that is?

Spoiled.

I think I'm going to be sick.

Oh.

If he wants money...

why hasn't he contacted us?

He will.

That's him! That's him.

Oh, no. Someone lost Perro

Perdido.

Ay, Dios mio.

Our dog is missing. Have you

seen her? Her name's Laila.

Laila?

Honey, Honey, no, no,

that's not Laila. No. Sorry.

Laila!!! Laila!!!

Laila! Laila! Laila!

Laila! Laila! We love you,

Laila! Laila!

Oh, my God.

Her D'Ugg

We're losing light.

Awwwww

Get it!

Hello. Yes, it is.

No... I don't want my phone line

over broadband.

Hang up!

Six months? No commitment?

I don't care! The kidnapper

might be trying to call us!

I have your dog.

Oh, Jesus.

If you want to get your dog back

do not contact the police, or

she will die.

Do not contact the FBI...

or she will die. Do not contact

Cesar Milan, or she will die.

Do not think you can outsmart

me. I have a degree.

Place thirty thousand dollars...

in unmarked bills in a duffle

bag.

The drop off will be tomorrow

night, 10 pm at the quarry.

Laila.

Do not be late, or she will die.

There's a quarry in LA?

I'm calling the police.

Are you crazy? He'll kill her.

What do we do?

If you hadn't found Jill on

Greg's list...

this never would have happened.

She babysat her for a year. It

coulda happened to anybody!

But it didn't. It happened with

her and you hired her!

You don't know how that makes me

feel.

You don't know how I feel.

What?! I'm the one in pain here.

This sucks.

I'm the one in real pain.

It places the lotion in the

basket.

No! The lotion goes

in the basket!

You spoiled, f***ing B*tch.

I can't believe you

made me drive...

all the way to Silverlake to

return a shoe.

What's Jill going to do with one

shoe?

Hey there she is.

With Laila.

Abby and Eliott What the Fu...

Hey, guys!

Where is she?

Oh, my shoe!

We know you kidnapped Laila!

Owwww!! Ohhh Goddd,

owwwww!!

Where did she go?!

She locked the door!

Ohhh, no, no, no wait.

Wait, we have your money. We

have your money!

I'm gonna to kill you! Jill!!!

Oh! Watch out! Watch out! Outta

the way!

Outta the way! Laila!

Lailaaaaaaa!!!!

Here's your f***ing shoe!

Oh, my God. You think you know

somebody.

You don't think she made her go

in this?

How much money?

Thirty grand.

Thirty G's? Hell no!

No money, no way, no how.

You don't negotiate with

terrorists.

Just look for clues

or something.

This is all just junk!

Ugh. Check on this. Check that

out. Put that somewhere.

I can't do anything with that!

Just f***ing taxes from two

thousand an...

You guys better come

look at this.

Oh, my God.

We gotta catch that b*tch and

take her down.

Where do you think she went?

No idea.

- Wait a minute. Gimme your phone.

- Gimme your phone.

I think I can track her.

How?

I'm gonna drop a pin in her ass.

We're doing the right thing,

right Littles?

I mean, you were suffocating in

those clothes and...

oh that stroller! God. You

must've felt like an idiot.

If you wanna go back, bark three

times in a row, okay?

I'm listening.

Good.

I agree with you. Whew.

Two independent girls, out on

the road...

kickin' ass and takin' names.

Whoooooohoooooo!

Get on the highway. She got to

the highway.

Tur-turn right here.

Wait, right there?

Ri... ya missed it!

I'm sorry!

Okay!

This is exciting!

I feel like we're on and episode

of Hart to Hart.

Jill, please, please,

please please, please...

she'll just turn her phone off

and we'll lose the blip.

Please just pull over somewhere

so we can-Kat!

Listen, you skinny circus freak

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