Gone in 60 Seconds: The Ride Page #4

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What exactly can you do

with a computer, Toby?

I can hack

into the D.M.V. Mainframe.

I can change VIN numbers.

I can change addresses, registrations.

I can do a lot

of really tricky stuff. I can.

All right, all right.

We do this, we do it my way.

I run the show.

You take your orders from me.

If you have any problems

with that, you can leave now.

No, that's fine.

That's fine.

- Well, who is Gilligan here, and what does he do?

- Gilligan is actually Freb.

- Freb can order pizzas like nobody's business.

- What?

- It's true.

- Hey, people gotta eat, right?

This is outrageous.

I want my lawyer.

I'm not saying a word

till I get a lawyer.

All right, James,

that's an option.

And frankly,

a reasonable one.

So you call

your lawyer, James.

You tell him you've been arrested

on suspicion of grand theft auto.

- We indict you.

- He'll bail you out.

- And we move on to trial.

- Okay, okay.

A kid came to me,

said he'd pay $500 a key.

So I put the order forms through, and

he picked 'em up a couple days later.

- What's the kid's name?

- We kept it anonymous.

He was a well-built kid.

Uh, looks like a boxer.

- What do you want me to do?

- When he comes back, you call us.

- What says he comes back?

- A hunch.

To make the Friday 8:00 a.m. Deadline,

you're gonna have to go old school.

A one-night boost.

Put all your nuts in one basket, okay?

- One night? What, are you crazy?

- Yes. No, I'm not crazy.

- What, do you have like a better plan or something'?

- Yeah, you spread it out.

- You play shadow games and sh*t.

- We're on a truncated timetable.

Otto, I'm sorry. Can you just listen

to me for one second, all right?

We heard you, Kip. Shadow games.

But what you have to understand...

is that if you play shadow games, by

the second night, the heat is onto you.

With a one-night boost, by the time

the first car's reported stolen,

your ship's set sail;

it's a surprise attack.

This is a complicated list,

fellas, it really is, okay?

There are 25

that aren't a problem,

but these exotics

are tough to find.

And the new Mercedes,

they require laser-cut keys, okay?

- Yeah, I got that covered.

- You have that covered?

- What'd I just say? Yeah, I got it covered.

- Yeah.

All right, all right.

Well, then let's get to work.

Toby, hack into

the insurance database...

and find as many cars

as you can.

Yes! I got addresses

on Hillary, Natalie and Tracy.

Donny, check the D.M.V.For

the remaining cars on the list.

I'm sorry, miss, but you've

missed five questions.

- That's a failing.

- No!

- Next.

- No! Why?

You're supposed to go faster

when somebody tailgates you.

- Ah. Hello again.

- Mm-hmm. Here's your list...

of the 20 car owners' names and

addresses that you requested.

- Thank you.

- That's $100, please.

- A hundred dollars?

- Well, five dollars a car.

Twenty cars.

Would you like a calculator?

It used to be two dollars a car.

Thanks a lot.

My name's Roger, sir.

May I be of some help?

That's funny, my name's Roger.

Two Rogers don't make a right.

- Roger, I have a problem.

- Yes?

I've been in L.A. For three months now.

I have money, I have taste.

But I'm not

on anybody's "A" list,

and Saturday night is the

loneliest night of the week for me.

- Oh. A Ferrari would certainly change that.

- Perhaps. Mmm.

But, you know, this is the one.

Yes, yes, yes.

I saw three of these parked outside

the local Starbucks this morning,

which tells me

only one thing.

There's too many self-indulgent wieners

in this city with too much bloody money!

Now, if I was driving...

a 1967275 GTB four-cam...

You would not be

a self-indulgent weiner, sir.

- You'd be a connoisseur.

- Precisely.

Champagne would fall

from the heavens.

Doors would open.

Velvet ropes would part.

I don't have one here,

however I do have one

in the warehouse.

Superb.

What else do you have

in the warehouse?

Mm-hmm. All right.

Uh-huh.

That was Mr. Lakewood

from the dealership.

He says that boxer-looking punk

is gonna pick up the keys...

to three new Mercedes today.

Same make and models

as the ones we already got impounded.

Now we're talkin'.

The El Spirito

de Graciela...

sails Friday,

We'll target all the cars

within 45 minutes of here.

By the time their alarm

tracking systems are activated,

the cars will already be

in these containers.

Fellas, this is Sway.

No questions.

I'm here for Kip.

- All right.

- All right.

- It's me. He's here.

- The red Chevy Nova?

That's affirmative, sir.

As soon as he leaves, you call me

with the owners' addresses, all right?

I'll get those forms

right over, sir.

Damn boss.

Always on my case.

- I got three here?

- Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

Huh, Randall Raines,

Donny Astricky, Otto Halliwell.

Should I set up

some tails?

Uh-uh. They're

too smart for that.

They'll just

dump the cars.

No, we'll get them

with the Mercedes.

Let's set up, uh, three surveillance

teams at those addresses.

You go ahead and you

make your move, man.

And I will

be waiting for you.

Why do you call 'em

girls' names?

That's a good question.

Why do you call 'em girls' names?

It's code. You say Jane,

you say Shirley, Lucy, Edna,

and nobody listening

on the waves is the wiser.

Got 'em.

Okay.

All right, we've got the addresses

on all 50 ladies. Let's scout 'em.

- There she is.

- Nice.

Damn, it's cold up here!

They keep these Ferraris refrigerated?

And you know black people don't like

cold weather! We're tropical people, man.

When this is over,

I'm gonna smoke a joint,

watch two hours of Roots,

and I'm gonna kick your ass.

Hello, and welcome

to TV Car Trivia.

First question:
Who was

the driver of a '73 Firebird?

- Uh, Otto?

- Uh, Jim Rockford, Rockford Files.

Give me Columbo.

- A Peugeot convertible.

- What color?

- Grey.

- How'd you know that?

'Cause I love that show.

I got three words

for all of y'all. Get a life!

Ah, this is some kiddie sh*t, Sphinx.

What's on Magnum P.I.'s

license plate?

"Robin 1."

Wait. Wasn't Robin that

faggoty guy who hung with him?

No, that was Higgins.

That was Higgins.

Hey, hey, ten points

for our fearless leader.

Sway, how 'bout giving us the honor

of the Bill Bixby trifecta?

He drove a Corvette in The Magician,

A Ford pickup truck

in The Incredible Hulk,

and in The Courtship

of Eddie's Father, he walked.

- Bingo.

- My man.

Al, tell me something.

Nothin' doing here, sir.

Nobody's showing.

Copy.

Minivan approaching.

It seems a little late

for soccer practice.

Heads up. I think we got

some activity right here.

Oh, that is...

Looks like it's Kip Raines,

and we got a Randall Raines.

If they take this,

we will take them down.

He's pulling something

out of his pocket. You see that?

It's a camera. Looks like

he's just doing some homework.

All right,

let's leave him be.

I don't wanna burn this.

They will be back.

Huh.

You know what? Let's go over

to Otto's in the morning.

Kick over some rocks,

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