Gone in 60 Seconds: The Ride Page #3

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No!

You can't negotiate turns.

You can't signal properly.

You can't maintain speed. You can't

parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey.

Sh*t, I can't swim.

I know I can't.

So you know what I do?

I stay my black ass outta the pool.

All right now, just...

Can you... Oh!

Hello?

Memphis! Hey, how are you?

Sure, sure.

When? Okay.

- 32969811.

- All right. Thanks a lot.

Donny.

Just take it around the block

a couple of times, okay?

All right.

Hello. I'm calling

for Frankie Fish.

Frank's dead, man.

Yeah, he got scragged.

- I'm sorry.

- Uh, yeah, I'm looking for Henry Santoro.

He went down to Florida

with that a**hole Frankie Fish.

- Tell him I want my money.

- I didn't mess with your money.

Yes, ma'am. I'm looking

for Dan and Mikey.

Both of 'em up to Chino.

Doin' a nickel apiece.

Now I'm not so sure

I want to tell you who this is.

- Yeah, try it, a**hole.

- You sound very busy right now.

You sound very, very busy.

Whew. There's

only two names left.

Yeah? Let me see.

Those two? No way.

There's no one else.

Are you sure?

- You tell him.

- Listen, why should I...

- Come on!

- You were the one who answered the phone.

- Fine! Fine!

- But how's a guy who can't speak gonna take a phone call?

You've got a call!

Sphinx, is that you?

Press a button if it's you.

Sway, you set up

this brake job?

Yeah. He warped all four rotors.

Must've been ridin' those

brakes like an old lady.

- That's nice.

- Sounds like the left bank's running lean.

The service department's

over there.

- Can I talk to you?

- Talk to me? Yeah, sure, talk.

- The thing of it is, I came back because...

- Do you know what time it is?

It's 5:
30.

I came back because...

I gotta go.

I'm late for work.

You're at work.

I got two jobs.

I have discovered that you have

to work twice as hard when it's honest.

- Hey, Sway, can I get another shot?

- Yep.

Still lookin' amazing.

While you look

like a Bible salesman.

You're healed.

Can we improvise

a little bit?

Sure. What do you have in mind?

Wanna get a little crazy?

There's a Cutlass 442 in the back

we can strip down and shine the hood.

- What do you say?

- Uh, that's not what I had in mind.

No?

It's about my brother.

- Kip's in trouble.

- I n trouble?

- Took a boost, and he blew it.

- Sh*t.

And you got some Italians?

- Five or six.

- Right.

It's 50 ladies in 24 hours,

$200,000.

Well, I've cleaned up.

I understand. I hate

to even come here and ask...

Sway, can I get

that drink now, please?

I had to ask a few of the others too,

and I feel bad about it, but...

- But you had no choice. You had to come here...

- Pretty much.

- I'm sorry.

- It's all right.

I'd love to help Kip,

but I-I'm not into the life anymore.

Well, that's a good thing.

- Yeah.

- I'm glad to see you're doing well.

Sorry, I can't help you.

- I'd like to pay for your drink.

- That's fine.

How about that drink?

Yeah, how about that drink?

Raines!

Memphis Raines, huh?

- Do I know you?

- Well, you should know me...

considering all the business you done

screwed up for me in the past, baby.

- Johnny B.

- That's me.

What can I do for you?

Well, I'm gonna tell you

what you can do for me, baby.

Get out of Long Beach, tonight.

I'll be gone in three days.

I'm just here on some family business.

Word on the street says Raymond Calitri

hired you and your brother...

for a top order, a order

that should've went to me.

That's not the way

it went down, Johnny.

Hey! Get away

from my car, a**hole!

Got somethin' to say

before I kill you, fool?

Sphinx. Otto send you?

Oh, Dad.

We'd probably both be working

at the dealership if he hadn't died,

just like normal people.

Sh*t.

What's the matter with you?

Eh, six years does

a lot of different things to people.

You know, I don't know

where you went, but...

you know, you're in there,

you're talking about being normal...

I mean, you were always the one

who was goin' after the easy money.

I didn't do it

for the money.

I did it for the cars.

Gleaming in marina blue,

sunfire yellow,

Marlboro red.

Begging to be plucked.

And I'd do it.

I'd boost her...

and just blast

to Palm Springs,

instantly feeling better

about being me.

And then the next day,

it seems like,

I'm getting shot at,

my friends are dying,

people are going to jail.

I didn't like

what I'd become.

Yeah, and then you left,

and then I didn't

have a brother anymore,

and now you want

to give me advice...

and I don't even know you.

And, you know, I got my own family now,

I got my own friends.

And you can say what you want

about them, but they're loyal.

Well, when you hit the wall,

the same thing's gonna happen.

You and your family...

are either

gonna get shot...

or get a five-year

jolt at Corcoran.

Those Mercedes we impounded?

Need those newfangled laser-cut keys.

Each one's from Dressner Foreign Motors

downtown Newport...

where all the employees

are clean, except for him.

James Lakewood. Served a nickel

at Folsom for auto insurance fraud.

My gosh, I bet he just neglected to mention that

to the people at Dressner Foreign Motors, huh?

It gets better. Young James there

places orders for lost keys...

to the Mercedes

home office in Germany.

The list.

The list. I guess we gotta start beating

the bushes and try to find out where they...

- Whoa! 1967 Shelby GT-500.

- I know. I know.

- You got Eleanor here?

- Otto, there's somebody here to see you.

Oh, the puppy's

a big dog now!

- How are you doin'?

- Hey there, Kip, what is this... What's that up under there?

Hey, Otto, how you doin'?

It's a long time.

Good to see you.

What are you

doin' here, Kip?

- Well, we actually came to talk about some things.

- About what?

Well, you know, it seems like

you guys need a little help,

and we thought

that we should participate.

But I just promised Mom

I was getting you out of this.

No, no, we're talking

about a lot of money here.

- And if you guys think you're gonna

get into our Kool-Aid... - - What? Money?

Is that why you think I'm doing this,

you inconsiderate little punk!

If you wanna participate, well, then

you call Mom and you explain to her...

Can you explain how you are gonna

steal 50 cars in two days?

Hey. Hey.

This is why I do not

do business with family.

I think you should

consider this.

Oh, come on, Otto, please. No, his

criminal career has come to an end.

Well, his life will come to an end

unless we pull this off.

How can we do it without them?

It can't be done, and you know it.

You guys have

any skills at all?

- Please!

- Yeah, we have skills.

We... Mirror Man here,

he's an electronics expert.

You know, he's got some gadgets that...

that you old farts probably never heard of.

You know, uh, Tumbler over here, he can

pretty much drive anything with wheels...

and, you know,

some things without wheels.

And, uh, and Toby,

he's a computer genius.

He's... He does fascinating

things with computers.

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