Good Burger Page #7

Ooh, that music sucks.

Yeah, it does.

Well, hang on. Huh.

Hey, dude,

I'll be right back.

Where you going?

Ed? Ed?

Um, Ed?

Hey, I don't think

you should be touching

the knob on the...

...on the radio dial.

Heh, heh.

Um...

Huh, huh, huh, huh-huh...

Come on,

dance with me.

Come on, huh.

Feel it?

Come on,

everybody.

Yeah, let's have some fun! Yeah!

Get on up! Yeah!

Yeah, cool!

Hey, check

out the kooks.

Aren't they something?

♪ Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh,

hey, ho-ow ♪

♪ Something about her ♪

♪ She always make me dance ♪

♪ Something about her ♪

♪ She always make me dance ♪

♪ She turns me on

and on and all about ♪

♪ She was a freak ♪

♪ Never missing a beat, yeah ♪

♪ She was a freak ♪

♪ Boy, was it neat ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Not just knee deep,

she was totally deep ♪

♪ When she did the freak

with me ♪

♪ She did the freak ♪

♪ Never missing a beat, yeah ♪

♪ She did the freak ♪

♪ Boy, was it neat, yeah ♪

♪ She did the freak ♪

♪ The girl's a freak ♪

♪ The girl never misses a beat,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Not just knee deep,

she was totally deep ♪

♪ When she did the freak

with me ♪

♪ She did the jerk... ♪

How y'all doing?

♪ It didn't work, no ♪

♪ She did the monkey ♪

♪ It wasn't funky no more ♪

♪ ♪

I bet y'all got some moves, huh?

No, I-I really

couldn't do that.

Yeah, I'm not

very good at that.

Oh, come on, now.

You know you...

It's against

regulations.

♪ And when she dance,

it set the world on fire... ♪

See? Bobbin' your head.

♪ The little girl

is the freak of the week ♪

♪ When she dance,

she give me happy feet ♪

♪ Ooh, she's the freak

of my desire ♪

Hey, ho, hey, ho...

Come on, y'all, let's party.

♪ Yeah, she's the freak

of the week ♪

♪ She did the freak... ♪

♪ Never missing a beat, yeah ♪

♪ She was a freak... ♪

♪ Boy, was it neat, yeah ♪

♪ Not just knee deep,

she was totally deep ♪

♪ When she did the freak

with me ♪

♪ She did the jerk ♪

♪ It didn't work, no ♪

♪ I did the moose ♪

♪ Oh, no, not the moose ♪

♪ Monkey wasn't funkin' ♪

♪ Chicken wasn't pickin'... ♪

Go, go, go, out!

Oh...

Easy.

In here.

Phew!

I think I picked

a bad room.

Just don't make

any sudden moves.

What's up, dude?

Huh! Give me five!

On the black-hand side--

Huh, yeah! Hey, cool!

Leave it to you

to make friends

with a vicious

psychopath.

Attention! Seal all exit doors.

There is an escape attempt

in progress.

Seal all exit doors.

Can we open

any of these windows?

Uh-uh, you can't--

they're hermetically sealed,

made of triple-thick,

bulletproof glass.

Mister huge scary man,

can you help me open

one of these windows?

Cool. Go ahead,

man, do your thing.

Hey, man, what you think

you doing?

Oh, mercy, now...

Try to open the window!

Oh, man!

Thank you!

Hey! Try this one!

They're coming.

You two better hurry.

You don't got to tell me twice.

Whoa.

Ed... hurry!

All right,

but before I go,

I just want to tell you,

you're the nicest, prettiest

psychopath I've ever met.

Oh, you're so sweet.

Get off of me!

Would you...

get up?

All right.

That way.

Come on.

I'll check my phone!

This way! This way!

Harry, you go that way!

Okay! Follow me, Steve.

All right, come on this way.

Oh, oh...

Here's one for you,

and a vanilla pop for you,

and an ice cream sandwich,

and a chocolate pop...

Hey, what are you doing?!

Stealing your truck.

Yeah, we'll

bring it back.

Come on!

Huh.

Oh, ice cream tune!

♪ Na-na-na-na ♪

Will you turn that off?

Ice cream man!

Oh, sorry. No ice cream

for you today.

Got to go. Got to get back

to Good Burger.

Oh, oh...

Good Burger's about to open,

man.

We got to get there

and make sure nobody eats

that poison sauce.

Man, they're gaining on us!

Whoa,

ice cream cones! Look!

I got funky pops,

monster-cicles,

and lemon juice pops! Huh!

Ed, this is no time

for frozen treats, all right?

Yeah, but...

Wait. Wait. Give me one.

Oh, here you go.

Thanks.

What was that?

I think it's a fudgesicle.

Give me some more.

Get out of here!

Yeah!

Have some vanilla!

Take that! Huh!

And a little bit of that! Huh!

Have some raspberry sorbet!

How do you like me now?

I'm a dude throwing ice cream!

French vanilla! Yeah!

Take some chocolate!

Yeah! Fudge!

Oh! Yeah, there you go, baby!

Oh...

Yeah, they're going to have you

on This Old Homey.

Nice box, Wheat.

Yeah?

I can't see.

I can't see!

No! No!

Watch it, fellas! Stop!

Whew!

Look out!

Look out!

Oh, no! Come on!

Whoo! Lost 'em.

Hi. Welcome

to Good Burger,

home of the Good Burger.

Can I take your order?

I'll have a Good Burger...

with extra sauce.

Oh! That sounds delightful.

I'll have the same thing.

Better step on it.

Whoa!

Two

Good Burgers, extra sauce.

Thank you.

Oh, poo. I wanted mustard.

Ed, hurry!

Don't let anyone eat

a Good Burger.

Come on, Otis.

No!

Get him off me.

What's going on?

What the...?

Ed! Ed! Ed!

What are you doing?

Ed, get off!

Ed, off the elderly.

Ed!

Ed, Ed, are you okay?

What happened?

I just tackled

some old lady.

Cool.

All right, Ed!

Way to go.

Excuse me, would one of you two

mind telling me

why this is a good thing?

This is why-- Mondo Burger

poisoned our sauce.

How could Mondo Burger

poison our sauce?

We'll explain it to you later.

Right now, just keep everyone

from eating that sauce,

and call the cops.

Come on, Ed.

Where are we going?

To get a can

of triambythal.

What for?

Proof.

Okay.

I need a hot Jacuzzi.

Shall I ring?

No!

Man, you can't just walk

up there and ring the bell

and say \"Howdy do, neighbor.\"

We got to find a way to sneak

into the kitchen somehow.

I got an idea. Huh.

Follow me.

Where are you doing?

Oh, dear, careful.

Maybe you should...

I don't know if...

Whoo! Shouldn't you have

a harness or some rope?

Come on, it's easy!

Yeah, easy for you!

Dang!

Climb on a truck?!

I don't even know the person

that owns this truck.

And I got

to do my thing...

Yeah.

Now... all right,

now jump on

that pipe thingy.

I... I'm... I'm...

Whoo!

See?

Oh!

All right.

You got it.

Got what?

I'm swinging from a dang pipe.

Mama?

Whew!

Ed...

Ed.

Ed!

Over here!

Over here. Come on!

What are you doing

in the straw?

It's right over the kitchen.

I can see it!

Come on!

How do expect me

to get up there?

Oh, it's easy.

You just jump on the burger,

jump on the fry,

and then you hop on the cup,

and then shimmy up the straw.

What is this,

American Gladiators?

Come on!

All right.

Can't believe this man

got me...

climbing on a straw!

Ooh! Wow, Good Burger looks

so small from up here.

Ed? Ed, Ed, are you in there?

Here, take my hand.

Ed? Ed?!

Whee!

Again! Again!

That was cool!

Shh! Listen, listen.

I'm gonna go into that kitchen.

Then I want you to count to ten,

and come in there and get a can

of that chemical

and hightail it back

to Good Burger, all right?

All right, okay.

All right.

One...

two... three...

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