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been cool to have a boyfriend.

Why are you laughing?

I don't... I don't think

we knew that.

It's not that uncommon a thing.

Go get yourself a boyfriend!

Wow, thank you

for your approval, Andy.

Spice? Talk to me.

You know, I'm ready

to hook up with a girl.

Mm-hm.

I need release.

Release, release!

Say no more.

Thank you.

We know what that means.

Yeah, I do.

What I'm saying, is this

afternoon, starting at this...

Party, we do all the things

that we wish we'd done...

The last four years.

Drinking, drugs, sex...

With girls.

Release yourself! Relationships!

I want hard miles!

I don't want to go to college

as some lamb...

Being led to slaughter.

I don't want to be

boring anymore.

From now on, this is the

summer of "yes!"

Let's just say, "yes!"

Say, "yes!"

Yes!

Say, "yes!"

Yes!

Spice?

Hell, yeah.

Yeah!

Yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes!

All right, welcome to summer!

Okay, Gabby, here we go.

Whoa, Gabby!

Oh! That's it!

I love your visor, Mrs. Jones.

Here's our star player

right here.

- This is our star tennis player.

- Whoo!

You just dance around the court.

That winter was too long, huh?

Uh-huh!

Too long.

Nice! Strong!

Beautiful stroke.

That's way over there,

that's a bench shot.

We'll give you a couple points

for hitting the bench.

Okay, Gabby, here we go.

Now, Gabby, you're doing this,

right?

And we're going to need more of

just sort of like a this, right?

Good group, great group, wow.

Andy?

Yeah?

When did you turn 18?

Uh, January.

Happy birthday.

It was, uh...

You know what? You should

come over for drinks sometime.

18 is the drinking

age in most of the world.

I should have been born foreign.

Being a tennis pro

automatically makes you foreign.

Well, then, c'est parfait.

You're not!

Thinking.

Andy, do you teach private

tennis lessons?

Don't all pros?

In my experience.

Hm...

Why in the world would Danya

be sending bikini pictures...

To you that early in the morning

on a Sunday, bro?

She is an insomniac,

that's why...

And it's not unusual

for her to email me late.

You are so talking to

a guy sitting in his attic...

In Worchester wearing

clown makeup.

Let's do this, guys.

Here we go.

Let me see. Right here,

the lion, great.

Hey, you guys have a good time,

be safe, okay? We'll see ya.

All right.

Thank you.

Okay!

We're gonna go to a party!

I just think that this...

It's crazy that this is in our

town, you know what I mean?

I know, that this

actually exists here...

Like minutes away from us.

Right.

Whoa.

It's like if

George Washington...

And Norman Rockwell f***ed and

had kids and they had houses.

Oh, dude!

I finally know

how bad our lives suck.

This is crazy.

Massive.

That is a

shitload of individuals.

Can I just park here?

If you're going

to park here, Andy...

You have to be really careful,

seriously!

He's gonna hit...

I'm not gonna hit anything.

What a nice spot we got!

Should we like kick it

for five or 20 minutes?

No, we're going in.

Just say, "yes."

Say, "yes."

Wow, I am a prairie dog

in heaven right now.

I don't know what to do

with my hands.

I think... should we just go...

Yeah, we go right in there,

right?

Everybody's, yeah...

Hey, oh, nice, so,

where are the drinks?

Yes.

Right.

I feel like I

could have told you that.

You the man, bro. Okay.

Do they have beers, too?

We don't belong here.

Yes, we do.

All right, we're just

uncomfortable...

Because we don't have drinks

in our hands.

Let's go.

The drinks are up there.

What are you doing?

No idea!

Ooh, shoot.

Okay... okay... drinks.

Starting now,

"yes" to everything.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Dude, I'm gonna...

It's like fire in my body.

I'm gonna throw up!

There's a fire in my body.

No, seriously, I wouldn't

lie about Midgetville.

And for the record, we wish it

was called something else...

Too, but... maybe we can

be the change.

I don't know what I'm saying.

These guys are different.

Dragon.

Oh...

Rahrr...

Nora! Thought I saw you.

Come have a cigarette.

No, I don't... I don't...

Come on.

Of course, I do,

because it's the summer of yes.

So pretty.

You have that right.

Tinsley, this is Nora.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi, Tinsley.

We work at the lab together.

Thank you. Oh...

Well, that's so... you're here,

we're both here, that...

Yeah, I'm staying down

the road with some friends...

And their son dragged me along.

Oh, cool.

I think I'm the oldest

person here by about ten years.

I love your dress, by the way.

Oh.

God, I wish I had b*obs

like yours.

Hmm.

There's no way, it's the hardest

dessert to make in the world.

No, I'm telling you, spice could

make a souffl right now...

And it would be delicious.

It would instantly

collapse. This party's loud.

No, no, okay, I bet you $100...

$100 that I could

make a souffl right now...

And it'll stay standing,

it will not collapse.

You're on.

$100?

Hey, give me those mitts!

Is that flour?

Oh, that's cocaine!

What are your

hidden talents, Andy?

My hidden talents...

Well, it's pretty useless...

But I can catch food thrown

from any distance, in my mouth.

Mmm, okay.

Oh, you're gonna do it? Okay.

You can go bigger than that.

Okay, wait, okay, I'm not...

I'm serious...

I'm not messing around

right now! Come on!

I catch stuff!

I catch stuff in my mouth!

I catch marshmallows

in my mouth! Woo!

Is he doing, high Tai chi?

"High chi?"

Just say, "yes?"

Summer of yes, this is good,

this is good.

I don't like cold water...

So, maybe we can

take our clothes off inside.

Oh... yes... yes.

It has risen!

I am the greatest chef

on this planet!

Consider comping the check?

We can think of something.

Take off those mittens.

Hey.

Hi.

I think this is the part where

you take your clothes off, too.

Yeah, me, yeah.

You're like freakishly tall,

huh?

Yeah.

That's a really cool bag.

Or is it a clutch? Or...

You haven't done this before,

have you?

No.

And I actually need like 10,000

practice hours before August.

Malcolm Gladwell, outliers?

Yeah, I need to be an expert.

Why?

I have this Indian

girl coming to visit me.

They have the Kama Sutra.

I... exactly.

But, I'm sorry, I'm like talking

about another girl and...

On the bed... now!

Yes... on the bed.

Relax.

We can at least knock a couple

of minutes...

Off those 10,000 hours.

Are you gonna keep doing

that face?

I know, it's... I feel like

making out on the beach...

Is less comfortable than it

looks on TV.

Yeah. Your body is amazing.

Really?

Yes!

Whoa, thank you. That's new.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I understand what you want, but

I'm not a hand job machine!

I have to feel special about

someone...

Before I give them a hand job.

I thought the souffl

was special.

If you had tried some

subtlety...

Instead of moving your hips

all creepily...

You would have got one.

But...

Go f*** your souffl!

Where have you been?

We have been worried!

Sorry.

What have you been up

to tonight?

Not too much... goodnight.

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