Good Kids Page #3

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Please just send me to my room.

Thank you.

What do you think happened

to him?

I don't know, but I'm jealous.

Oh, jeez, feel free to pass me

a new skull, man, honestly.

Yeah, no, I can feel my brain

decaying lobe by lobe.

Andy, hey, Andy!

Dude. Oh!

That's what I'm talking about.

Why are people

throwing food at you?

Oh, you were skinny dipping

with a 30-year-old man...

During my performance.

It was glorious.

When did you get a body, anyway?

Last night.

Hmm, that's pretty

crazy. You're finally a girl.

Thank you.

Must have been awkward

today with your coworker.

No, no, we're gonna actually

hang out again later this week.

Alone?

Yeah... summer of yes.

Are you hanging out

with anybody alone, lion?

Oh, uh, just some guys

who have an opium connection.

Well, you guys had fun...

I don't think that girl

wants to see me again.

No release?

Not a drop.

But I did get us invited

to another party... on a dock.

Two rich girls invited me.

Boom.

Round two!

Really?

Yeah, man!

Guys, guys?

Have we somehow become cool?

Whoa, whoa.

Hey.

Hey, you again.

Um, I'm actually here

to teach a lesson.

And to pick up my

car from the party.

We walked home.

Lion swam, I think.

See ya!

Gabby, it's Andy!

It's lesson time.

Uh, Gabby, are you in here?

I'm almost done.

I left your money

on the night table.

Okay, okay, cool.

I'm so glad you could come.

Me, too.

It's weird, I didn't see

your court coming in here.

That's because

there is no court.

Holy sh*t! Gabby, wait,

Gabby, what are you doing?

Gabby... Gabby!

Shut up, Andy.

Okay.

Five times?

Five times.

It's like the olym...

The Olympics or something.

The "vagathalon."

Hey, all right. Hey now.

What kind of tennis

lesson takes three hours?

Oh, we were just, uh, working

on strokes... techniques.

Forehand, backhand... grips.

See ya!

I think the lion is taking acid.

Yeah, he said he wants to

push his body to its limits.

Does Tai chi help with fighting?

Bruce Lee once said...

"A wise man can learn more

from a foolish question...

"Then a fool can learn

from a wise answer."

Have you ever used it to fight?

When it's finally

time for me to fight...

I'll know.

Oh jeez, look at that.

Who's this guy?

Is he her boyfriend now

or something?

What kind of Australian

is named, Erland?

Who cares, she's happy.

He's 12 years older than her.

Yeah, and if I was

30 years old...

I'd be wanting to nail

18-year-olds too, man.

Guy's a creep.

Holy sh*t!

Hm?

You like Nora!

I like nor... are you out

of your mind?

She's been my friend

since I was born.

Yeah, and until recently

she's dressed like a guy...

And you've looked like an

acupuncture needle.

You're jealous.

Look, I don't know

what I'm feeling.

You poor, sensitive,

tragic soul, you.

Three days ago, a 42-year-old

woman paid me...

To have sex with her.

No.

Yeah, "private tennis lesson."

I've got two more scheduled

with her this week.

How's that for sensitive?

Not sensitive at all.

Holy sh*t, man!

You know how I'm gonna prove

to you that Danya is real?

I'm gonna fly her out

here myself.

I'm gonna put her up in

a fancy bed and breakfast.

I'm gonna seduce her

at fine dinners...

That I pay for and

it's gonna be magic.

Ha!

Now, if you'll excuse me...

I've gotta wash off the sight

of that.

Whoo!

Andy!

F***, yeah!

Andy?

Victoria! Hey, looking good

out there.

Thanks.

Um, you know, Gabby told me that

you were giving private lessons.

$150 an hour, is that right?

You... you mean a full lesson?

Yeah, a full lesson.

Tomorrow at 4:
00, okay?

My schedule is open,

I can do it tomorrow, I can...

My address is on the call sheet.

What!

Oh, you're so

much hotter than my mom!

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

And this.

I will end you... ready?

S'il vous plait!

S'il vous plait... ow!

And this, please.

Open that pretty mouth.

Another hole-in-one.

Can you please stop using

Qi gong to influence the ball?

This isn't fun for us.

Andy, Qi gong isn't something

I can just turn on and off.

Right, I'm gonna try my hand

at this.

Oh, stop traffic.

Yes.

Oh, my, thank you.

Did you guys pay a hot

girl to follow you around?

Great strategy, seriously.

I think that's

Nora Sullivan, dude.

Yes, my name... I'm Nora.

Holy sh*t, you're right.

Way to get in early, guys,

seriously...

I like the strategy.

Hey, honestly.

Are you sexually active?

That's so offensive.

You know what, and also,

you guys never talked to us...

Before, so you don't really

get to start now.

Can you just f*** off!

All right, Nora.

Wow.

Okay, all right...

I thought she was quiet,

it's cool.

Okay, we'll catch you guys

on the last hole, all right?

We'll f*** off for now,

we'll be back later.

Bye-ee!

Jeez...

God, I hate those guys.

How do they not know

people like us now?

Hey man, it's just

different circles.

Hey, speaking of different

circles.

Now how is that "airland" doing?

Erland?

Erland.

Does he have talents aside

from being handsome?

He tries to write pop songs.

Oh, no, Australians do

have a natural sense of rhythm.

Look, he's 30, you're 18,

he's not with you...

Because he wants you to edit

his post-doctoral thesis.

Um, I'm pretty sure that

you and I discussing...

My relationship is

none of your business.

Relationship?

Yes!

It's a relationship?

Yes!

Is he your boyfriend?

Yep... yep. He's my boyfriend.

There's no way he's your

boyfriend!

I'm done with mini golf...

So I'll just wait in the car

for you guys?

Is that cool? So...

Nora?

Are you serious? You're calling

her out on the age difference?

Yo, lion, you know Andy here

has been having sex...

With older women from the club

for money.

Holy tits, you're

a hooker? Pound that sh*t.

I'm not... thank you.

I'm not a hooker.

I'm... getting some experience

and I'm teaching them lessons.

Dude, they're not lessons!

God...

They're technically lessons.

Please don't be a catfish.

Are you just rhyming

my name with other girl's names?

Have you tried to rhyme

your name?

Girls' names are all there are.

Something on your mind?

I, uh, got into a fight with a

friend at mini golf, it was bad.

You want to do something

to get out of your head?

Well, what are you thinking?

The world behind the curtains.

Crap, this is so cool.

And here is the autonomous

underwater vehicle, "fetch."

Fetch.

Center point of our research.

Uh-huh.

Collector of good data

on specimens...

Ranging from the Acan coral...

From the Netherlands Antilles...

Through to the fur seal

populations...

In the Shetland islands

of Antarctica.

And black hydrothermal

smoker vents in the Galapagos.

That's correct, yeah,

black smoker hydrothermal vents.

These things are worth like...

A quarter of a million

dollars a piece.

Ten more years of education...

And maybe I'll feel like I

actually deserve to be in here.

This is a robotics lab,

are you joking?

No.

Are you my boyfriend?

Come on, Nora.

Are you?

Yes, yes, of course,

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