Good Kids Page #4

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I'm your boyfriend, Nora.

Hmm.

I care about you.

Do you?

I do.

How much?

I... have this!

Oh, my god.

Okay, okay, but you've

gotta admit...

You'd have a virginity story...

Better than any of your friends,

right?

Who the hell says

that I'm a virgin?

Clearly, you've never been to a

national high school leaders...

Of tomorrow conference.

Yeah, clearly I haven't.

Hm?

What's the matter?

Uh, nothing.

It's just girl stuff.

Client?

You understand, I'm not

a prostitute, right?

I'm going to Dartmouth.

Well, then you should have

waited to start...

Your career as a sex worker

until you got to New Hampshire.

No state income tax.

You think I have

to declare this?

Gabby, I'm home!

Whoa!

Oh, my god, you have to go!

Is that...?

Go that way now!

My clothes are in...

I don't care, my husband's

gonna walk in this... go, go!

Woo-hoo!

Don't you look handsome.

Stupid! You're so stupid!

You are so stupid,

you are an idiot, you're dumb.

No, no, no.

They've made some great

additions to this course.

It's challenging, but fun.

They also have go-karts

at this place now.

Thank you for this

blanket, by the way.

Yeah, just make sure

it's all the way...

Between you and the seat.

Golden boy!

What are you in for, naked

insider trading or something?

Huh? Hey, numbers in the nude!

Calculous with your cockulous?

Aw... it's great

to see you, Plymouth rock.

Why is he making fun

of you, you know about math?

A little bit.

Can I ask you something?

Sure, you have me under arrest.

I'm taking out a mortgage.

These numbers just

don't seem to add up.

I'm not a banker,

but I can take a look.

Okay, so, that's it, the problem

here is that this number here...

Is based on a 30-year

amortization...

When you wanted a 20, right?

Right.

Your instincts were right,

this is a clerical error.

They blew it.

Hey, thank you, man.

You probably saved me a ton

of money.

Well, you have good reason

to be upset at your lender.

Now, does this maybe

change things...

In terms of the naked

in the car situation?

What? No! I already

wrote it up.

You know you can't

just drive around town...

Showing your ass like that,

right?

You know, I'm just saying...

You know that?

I do you a favor,

you do me a favor.

Like I rub your back,

you rub mine.

Okay, I did not rub anything!

I wasn't... I had a scorecard

there...

Maybe you saw the outline

of things, but that's all I had.

That's enough, the outline

is enough.

Don't show that too tall ass

around here again.

Hey, Yaco. Salvatore!

What's up?

Heard about your driving

incident.

Yeah, yeah, it was crazy,

just a dare gone wrong.

Oh, Gabby dared you to

flee from her house naked?

How do you know?

I, too, am f***ing Gabby.

For many years now. All the

things she does with her pinky,

I know all about this.

As do I!

No!

And now you start doing the

same and you almost get caught.

If you get caught, suspicion

falls on all the pros...

At the club, does it not?

Such sloppy behavior we cannot

risk.

No more sleeping with women.

You will ruin everything.

Keep your beef and the chorizo

somewhere else...

You can't tell me where

to put my chorizo.

I can.

It's my chorizo...

Stop giving private lessons

or you are fired.

You were my apostle.

Little did I know,

that apostle was... Judas.

What?

You betray me not with a kiss,

but with a f***! What the f***?

Yaco...

Andiamo, Salvatore.

Salvatore, you get it.

No!

Salvatore!

Salvatore...

Did you find going to

public school a disadvantage...

For your college application?

You know, tins, honestly

if you're smart enough...

It doesn't really matter

where you come from?

Now, uh...

Don't worry, I got the goods

in here.

Let's go.

Yeah.

Wow, Mit and drugs.

He'll probably solve cold

fusion his freshman year.

Probably.

I'm pretty sure you don't know

lion well enough...

To weigh in on what

he's gonna do.

Andy, what are you doing?

Yeah, we're all going to college

pretty soon...

What do you got going?

Maybe... isn't there a kangaroo

helicopter...

With like digeridoo blades

that can come grab you...

And haul you back to Australia,

so you're not in my face...

Every moment of the rest

of the summer?

You know what, Andy,

I'm sure there is.

But you see, kangaroo

helicopters with digeridoo...

Blades, they breakdown pretty

easily, so...

Oh, yeah, yeah,

you're a funny man!

I can't stand you!

One... I'm just... I'm so...

That's cool.

I like you.

30-year-old,

I'm gonna f*** with a dad?

I'm speaking to you, Andy!

Totally f***ing unacceptable!

What is wrong with you lately?

I'll go apologize!

That's not what I want, I want

you to tell me...

What is going on right now!

There's three weeks left

of summer...

And I don't want to share

that time with "airland."

Well, his name is Erland.

Whatever.

And he's not even around

that much.

He's around whenever

you're around.

He's my boyfriend.

Right.

Whoa, why are you like

trying to ruin this for me?

I'm not trying! Why are you...

Why did you do...

Dude, what did I do, just tell

me what I did, what did I do?

You got a guy and

you're all lovey dovey...

You're just some type of person

you never were before!

Whoa, so you're...

You're blossoming right now...

And you're not supposed to

blossom right now.

I'm sorry, but it should

be us together!

Um... okay.

I had no clue that you

felt this way.

How do you feel

this way about me?

I don't know, I don't

know, I don't... I just do.

That would be really weird.

No, it wouldn't.

Yeah, yes, it would.

It doesn't have to be.

Yeah, no, how about this.

Whoa, whoa!

See, that's what

I'm trying to tell you.

Stop...

Come here, let me show you

something else. Come here.

Can you come closer?

I want you to f*** me.

What?

I want you to f*** me.

Stop!

Okay, then why don't you try?

You say something dirty to me.

Try.

F... finger me.

No... finger you.

Okay, all right.

You... I will...

That's exactly, hmm. So...

Okay, okay, okay.

We know each other too well.

You've proven your point.

I feel so weird.

I'm sor... I'm sorry?

Whatever, like there's a beach

full of girls...

That think you're really cool,

for whatever reason...

And only I know the

truth, so let's just...

I forgot already. Didn't happen,

and it's never gonna happen.

So, let's just forget about it.

Hold on.

What, who is it?

Private tennis lesson,

I'm on call.

What do you mean, you're gonna

go do a private tennis lesson...

When you're... you've

been drinking!

I agree, it isn't

entirely professional.

Does this have something

to do...

With why you've been driving

around naked?

You whore!

So, the lion has gone

full-blown crazy.

Yeah, he taught me the

quivering hand technique...

With his palm, you know?

The touch of death?

Yeah, the touch of death.

Seems irresponsible.

I mean, he was high

when he told me.

No, no, what are you

doing, what are you doing?

Watch that thing, easy does it!

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