Good Kids Page #5

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Pardon me, man.

Hey, airland! Let's have a chat.

I am sorry about earlier.

You're an ass, Andy.

Maybe I have been recently,

but if you hurt her...

I will kill you.

Okay. Come on.

Nailed it.

I don't think he's

coming back, either.

Hello?

Hi, Diana. You know what?

Private lessons are over.

Okay... they're back on and

I will be there in 20 minutes.

Thank you.

No, no, what?

I'm sorry, a client just

offered me a thousand dollars

for a lesson.

A lesson? A client?

Dude, you don't even have your

tennis racket with you...

Listen to yourself.

What the hell's happening

with my friends this summer?

It's like I'm the only one

that's being me. That's me.

Last one and I'm out.

Okay, so, one last big gig

before retirement?

That's real mature, I'm sure

that's what they all say.

What are you doing? Dude!

Diana!

Diana?

Hello?

Diana?

Andy?

Huh? What?

Conch, what are you doing?

What you... babysitting.

Someone let you babysit?

What the hell's that supposed

to mean?

Wait, I've never seen you sober.

You think I do my job drunk?

That's messed up, man.

Hey, get in here.

Sit, sit, sit.

Hey, so, what are you

doing here?

I was at a party.

Yeah?

And I'm looking for a Diana.

You mean, Ms. Bradfield?

Yeah, she lives next door.

Oh.

Weird person to be looking

for in your current state.

Ah!

Seriously? Yo, this is Andy,

we went to high school together.

Hello, child.

So, can't believe you were

at a party.

You never came to our parties.

He, we never, we were

never invited to his parties.

Nobody's ever invited,

they just show up.

That's what a party is.

That doesn't really...

Really apply to us, though.

Are you stupid? Because nobody

ever disliked you guys.

You guys are the ones

who stayed away.

You exiled yourselves.

Hard truths.

Anyway, shake it off, listen.

You should come to the

summer dump party.

Yeah, and I know how important

it is for you to feel special...

So, you can be my honored

guests.

Summer dump?

I would love that. When is it?

Same time every year.

Last weekend in August.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I gotta get back to babysitting.

Okay? I'm sure Diana

is waiting for you.

Ooh, bro, you should

have taken her to prom!

Seriously, given her age,

she could've chaperoned...

And been your date. Come on,

Andy, think about these things.

Conch.

Yeah?

Dude, you're my friend now.

Bye!

Send.

Punch... throw a kick, punch.

What is going...

What? Keep busy, guys,

just keep doing your thing, man.

Punch!

Oh, man.

She's 18... yes, 18.

Of course, you're not

a replacement.

I want you in my bed...

And this weekend will be

perfect, yeah.

Really?

F***.

Hey, Andy, looking good.

Hey! No, you look good,

you do!

Sit down!

No, no!

We told you, Andy, no more sex!

Gabby's husband called

asking if either of us...

Had lost a headband, which he

found in his bedroom.

Aw, that's where that one went.

Ow!

Okay, okay, easy, easy.

Look, look, let's form an

alliance together, let's work...

Ow!

Shh. Such sloppiness has no

place at the pro shop.

You're fired. And if anyone else

comes sniffing around here...

Looking for the man

who's been with their wives...

I will give them your name.

You flew too close to the sun.

Judas...

The p*ssy sun.

Salvatore...

No, Andy, not today!

I called Yaco about it, he swore

up and down it wasn't his.

It's a fact, Yaco isn't

into women.

He'd never touch your wife.

She's not into Italians...

So, Salavatore is out.

Did you ask her about Andy?

The high school kid? No. Why?

Because

when Victoria had too much...

To drink the other night,

she told me she slept with him.

I'll talk to the other guys,

see what they know about it.

Thanks.

What happened this morning,

guys?

Oh, nothing, lion and

I lost our jobs...

And Nora found out Erland is

sleeping with somebody else, so-

who knew that peyote would stay

in my system for three days?

God, I'm so stupid to cut

it that close, man.

Easy.

Guys, I'm done with drugs

and alcohol.

Okay, a warrior needs

his mind to be sharp.

At least the summer's almost

over, so...

Almost... we got

invited to summer dump.

Oh, my god!

Are you serious?

No way.

You're not...

You guys don't' want to...

You wanna go?

No, no, I mean, I'm exhausted,

you guys.

I vote that we just

cut our losses.

No! Our group has been

disintegrating this summer.

You two have been fighting each

other, you fried your brain...

And I've... I mean, not much has

happened for me, I realize that.

It probably should have by

now and I'm not too happy...

With my progression,

either, but...

This is the last time we're

gonna be together like this...

So, we're going to summer dump!

Okay.

Sorry. Some weird number.

Hello?

Danya

Andy? It's Danya.

Danya? Hi!

Danya I'm at the shuttle

bus stop in Hyannis.

I got a transfer from Boston.

You're at the shuttle bus stop?

Danya you got my

emails I was coming, right?

Oh, you didn't check your spam

folder, did you?

Your email? Of course,

I got your emails.

I'm gonna come get you,

I'm gonna come right now.

I'll be there in ten minutes.

Danya okay, Andy, I'm excited.

Me, too, me, too!

Okay, bye.

So, Danya is real and she is

here and I'm gonna go get her.

She just like showed up

out of the blue?

Indians are spontaneous

like that.

Gandhi was pretty patient.

Shut up.

You know I'm coming,

right, I have to see this.

Yeah, no, me, too, because I

can't go back to the lab, so.

I have work, so I'll be

staying here.

Good, yes, all of you

stay here...

Because you'll freak her out

if you come.

Oh, the Internet is awesome.

Okay.

Hi! This is...

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, my god.

Ah, she sees me.

Who are those people?

Oh, they came with the car.

You can't understand

anything about the world...

If you don't read Amartya sen's

"inequality re-examined."

Okay, but I read,

"development as freedom."

That's just an appetizer

for "inequality re-examined."

You'll have to feed me dinner.

Hey, have you ever read,

intuition...

Lion!

Sorry.

Okay...

Um, that should...

That should cover it.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh, yes.

Where did you get so much

cash to pay for this place?

I'm a sperm donor.

You must be exhausted.

I am so glad you're here.

Me, too.

Um, I have to go in there

all of a sudden...

But I'm gonna come back here

and then, we're just...

We're just never leaving.

Okay?

Okay.

All right, I'll be right back.

Ow! Oh, god, fire.

Hot, hot burn. Oh, my god!

Something is wrong...

Something is wrong.

Okay, so... I have to go now,

I have to go do something.

You're leaving?

It's nothing weird,

I just gotta go. Okay?

I'll be back, I'll be back.

Looks like you have

a yeast infection.

A yeast infection?

Men get yeast infections, too.

Particularly if you're having a

lot of intercourse...

And your immune system

is suppressed...

Which would be the case...

If you've been drinking

a lot of alcohol.

Oh, my god.

Lucky for you, it's curable with

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