Good Kids Page #6

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a seven-day course of treatment.

Any way we could speed that up?

Some women have success putting

non-sweetened probiotic yogurt..

Directly on the infection.

Nope. No, no, no.

This can't be happening...

I've been very careful.

You've been having a lot

of sex, Andy.

I know.

Lay off sex for the next week

and you'll be fine.

Lay off for the next week?

I can't.

Yes, you can... okay?

I gotta... can I pay for this

visit in cash?

I don't want my parents

to see my insurance bill.

It's a paper trail thing.

You've had sex with 15 women

in the past two months...

And you carry that kind of cash?

Yes.

Who are you?

I don't even know anymore.

And you're certain, she's not a

spy sent to kill you...

Or some sh*t, bro?

Going for a walk.

Andy, Andy come in!

I can't hear you.

What? You can absolutely

hear her, bro.

Can't hear you, either.

I'm just craving it right now.

I don't even...

If you wanna know one thing

about me...

It's that I love yogurt.

Oh, yeah, you know, that's the

one.

That's the one, I love this

stuff.

This is gonna do the trick.

No... f*** it.

Ah, yes.

Oh, my gosh, my stomach is

killing me from those clams.

Hey, where have you been?

Been calling you.

I've been looking for your

dick under this microscope.

Um, what?

I, uh, I heard you, heard you

talking to a girl on the phone..

The other day about how I was 18

and you could use a replacement?

I believe that's how you put it.

Does that ring any bells?

So you just f*** off!

This is it.

Alcohol's in here, right?

Identify yourselves.

Uh... Andy, spice,

lion and Nora.

Who's the hot girl?

Nora. And... Danya!

Danya, also.

Holy sh*t!

It's the smart kids!

And have you come

for precious metals...

For your space laboratories?

We came to hang out!

You heard them!

They wanna hang...

And they have extra brain cells.

Find them and destroy them!

Whoo! Conch!

Hell, yeah, this is gonna be...

This is Danya, this is Danya.

No sh*t, how you doing?

She's from India.

She came from India.

You got hot!

Thank you.

You used to not be hot.

I know.

But now you're hot.

Thank you, thank you.

Hot.

Woo!

Goddamn, the palate on that is

wrong, it's so wrong. Let's see.

This will f*** people up.

What are you doing

with that punch?

I'm improving it. Here.

Try it.

It's great.

Huh?

Andy Evans!

Recipient of the

role of distinction award.

Being this is your first

summer dump...

This is your initiation!

Foam mattress wrestling!

I'm not doing that.

I'm not doing that, uh-uh.

The role of distinction award

is given to the student...

That best exemplifies the

principles...

Of academic excellence...

Loyalty and service

to the rest of the class.

Ring girls, prepare him.

To demonstrate those

principles...

Your champion, Andy will be

wrestling... Plymouth rock!

Do you think you're smart?

What?

I said, do... you...

Think... you're... smart?

Not anymore, I don't.

Oh, no!

Let go!

Come on, Andy! Come on!

Okay, put him down!

Put him down!

Get up... get the f***

up... get the f*** up!

Andy! Andy! Andy, Andy!

Sorry, my hands are chapped.

It's...

I do yardwork.

It's just... keep going,

keep going.

You're doing me next, you know.

Release!

Hey, lion.

You okay?

I came from India thinking it

was going to be this...

Romantic trip, but... I don't

think Andy even likes me.

I've been here a week and

he hasn't touched me.

He hasn't touched you?

But you're so beautiful.

I mean you're like Krishna's

bride, Bhadra.

You wanna go somewhere

and talk about this?

Aren't we talking about it

somewhere now?

I mean, yeah, but there are

other somewheres.

What is it?

Thought I sensed something...

F*** it.

My body gets so hot.

Tell the story.

I have zero muscles,

I have zero muscles.

Epic, man.

Dude, thank you, thank you.

What?

Hi, mom.

Mrs. Evans

Andy, where are you?

I'm watching a movie.

Time to eat your own dick, Andy.

I have to go.

I love you. I know you know

that, but I need to express...

It to you right now, verbally,

before I die.

No guy has ever said that

to me verbally, before death.

How could anybody not love you?

Hey, Andy!

All right, all right,

all right, I'll be honest.

I have conflicting thoughts

about what has happened over...

The last couple months

and I am sorry.

And if I were you guys,

I would be just as mad.

I f***ed your wives,

for god's sake.

But I got a yeast infection,

that sucks... it really sucks.

Also, which one

of you is Gabby's husband?

Gabby, now, Gabby does this

thing with her pinky, right?

That hurts a lot, feels good,

but it hurts so much...

And I've had to ice most

days of the summer.

I just want to say that also.

So, I am a victim here

as well... right?

You're an idiot.

This has nothing to do with you!

Lion, you sure

you wanna do this?

F***, yeah, bro, it's a totally

justifiable use of force.

In a mob, you gotta use

the low Thai kicks.

Lion!

This is about my wife.

I'm sorry, bro...

This is about my friend.

Oh, my god!

F*** yeah!

You're amazing!

I got you!

I love you!

We did it!

I actually love you!

Holy sh*t! What the f***!

Oh, my god! Holy sh*t!

They're dead.

I think they're all dead!

Oh, my.

Hey, guys. What'd I miss?

Uh, I mean... I don't

even know where to start.

It's been the longest

night, I think we gotta call it.

Okay, I'm chillin'.

Why do you seem so relaxed?

You know what, I'm just feeling

refreshed, you know?

Release?

I've been released.

Oh, man!

Congratulations.

It's your moment.

I'm so proud of you.

Hey!

Don't hide it, I already saw it,

why would you hide it?

Where would you hide it?

Wearing a sock as a shirt...

What the hell?

Who did this?

I did, sir.

They deserve it?

They were trying to kill Andy.

Too tall.

You remember me?

Absolutely. Got my

mortgage situation fixed.

That means you got your

arrest fixed.

Really?

Mm-hm. Come on with it.

Hey, thank you, thank

you. I was drinking a beer...

Looks like there's nothing

to see out here. Right?

You kids want a ride?

In a cop car?

That would be awesome.

Let's go.

Okay...

Absolutely.

Can you put on the sirens?

Yes! Legend!

Reach out and get that.

Yep... that's it.

Thanks, guys.

Hey, good luck at college, Andy.

Appreciate it.

Mom... breathe. I'm okay.

The last few days...

I've never experienced

anything like it.

I had no idea those positions

had a use outside of karate.

Visit me as soon as you can.

Let's shoot for winter break.

I'm planning on being a

millionaire near the end...

Of the first semester anyway,

so, we'll go somewhere nice.

They're actually pretty cute.

Bye, Andy, good luck

at university!

Thank you! Bye, Danya!

Good luck at UCLA.

You're an ass! Do you know how

much it cost me...

To fly her over here

and then you end up with her?

As the Japanese proverb goes...

"Nokorimono Ni wa fuku Ga aru."

What does that mean?

"Luck exists in the leftovers."

What?

Yep.

It's not fun.

Hey, thanks for saving my life.

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