Good Luck Charlie: The Movie Page #2

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Okay, let me rephrase this.

Please, please, please, please, please...

All right.

Honey, I got this.

Okay, kiddo, I'll tell you what.

If you can be responsible enough

to buy your own plane ticket,

then you are responsible enough

to go to Florida on your own.

Bob!

Dad, that's impossible!

I have to buy the ticket by next week!

Ooh. Not so easy

being an adult, is it?

See that?

Problem solved.

Oh, no!

Metal detectors!

Relax.

I think you'll make it.

As long as you're not smuggling anything!

Sir, could you please

retract that stroller?

Probably not without pulling a muscle.

You all right, dude?

You look a little sweaty.

I'm fine. Yeah.

I'm fine. I'm cool.

Come on, son.

Code red! Code red!

Hands in the air!

Code red! Code red!

This is a code red!

Hang on, please, don't move.

He is not the wisest man

in the manger, is he?

Who would try to smuggle a game

system without a controller?

Whoa!

How did that get there?

You're a really heavy sleeper.

Okay, you're clear to go.

And thank you for the

extremely thorough search.

You guys, our flight leaves

in two minutes! Go! Run!

Okay.

Bob! Hurry!

Right behind you!

Okay, honey, you know what?

We're going for a sleigh ride!

I said run, run, Rudolph

Santa's gotta

make it to town

Santa, make him hurry

Tell him he can

take the freeway down

Run, run, Rudolph

'Cause I'm racin'

like a merry go round

Said Santa to a boy child

What have you

been longing for?

All I want for Christmas

Is a rock 'n' roll

electric guitar

And away went Rudolph

Whizzing like

a shooting star, yeah

I said run, run, Rudolph

Run, run, Rudolph

Yeah

Run, run, Rudolph

I said run, run, Rudolph

Run, run, Rudolph

You didn't need to do that, sir.

We saw you coming.

Santa Claus

is coming to town

Can I buy a headset?

Sure.

Look at you.

All that joy, trapped in

a skinny, little box.

Oh, so sad.

Dude. You didn't even

bring the game with you.

Yeah I did.

There. Finally.

It's fine.

We'll leave it up.

Sir, can you put that handle down?

Can you?

I'll get it.

If I can have your attention.

We are overbooked by one seat.

So we're looking for a volunteer

to take a later flight

in exchange for a free round

trip ticket to any destination.

Me!

What are you doing?

I'm being responsible!

For getting a plane ticket to Spring Break.

I'll be on the next flight out!

Are you going to let her do that?

Little busy here, honey.

I'll meet you guys in Palm Springs!

Probably just be a couple hours behind you.

I have to go with her, right?

Uh-huh.

Yes!

There we go!

That's the way to do it!

There you go.

Yeah, baby!

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Where's your mom?

You know, ma'am, we only

asked for the one volunteer.

You think I'm going to let my daughter

get off the plane by herself?

You want to tell me how to be a parent?

You want to go there?

No, ma'am.

No, I don't.

Here's your free ticket.

And let's see about getting both of you

on the next available flight.

Which is...

...in three days.

What?

Okay, Mom, I am going to show

you how responsible I am.

Okay?

Let me handle this.

You don't really mean three days, do you?

Yes, I do.

That's the next flight

that isn't fully booked.

It is the holidays.

But it won't be in three days.

That's December 26th.

Christmas will be over.

I'm sorry.

It's the best we can do.

Oh.

I think we can do better.

Ma'am, are you telling me how to do my job?

Do you want to go there?

Oh, yeah.

I want to go there.

Guys, guys, put me down.

Put me down!

Really very unnecessary!

Mom, you shouldn't have hit her.

I didn't hit her!

I was gesturing for emphasis.

Mom, you gestured her right in the nose!

What's gotten into you?

Teddy, we're 1000 miles from Palm

Springs and we can't get a flight!

We're going to miss Christmas!

Mom, Mom, Mom, don't freak out!

I will find a way to

get us to Palm Springs.

How?

Well...

Wait for it.

Bus!

I could've thought of that.

Well, Charlie, here we are,

on our luxury motor coach.

For our brief, 18-hour

ride to Palm Springs.

Too bad the video can't

quite capture the smell.

Look, someone brought livestock!

Is that even legal?

Look, Charlie, we found you a boyfriend.

That might have been my last video diary.

Yes! This is what

I've always wanted, man.

An 80 degree Christmas.

Man, this is beautiful.

Hey, honey. Honey?

Where are you?

On a bus.

But don't worry,

we'll be there in just 18 short hours!

You're gonna leave me alone

with your mother for 18 hours?

Well, honey, my dad's there.

Form an alliance with him.

And just keep her focused on the kids.

She loves them.

Oh, my gosh.

I think my seat has bedbugs!

He's taking the chickens out of the cage!

I gotta go! Bye!

He's what... Honey?

Honey?

What's the matter, Dad?

Your mom's delayed

and the chickens are out of the

cages, whatever that means.

All right, guys.

One rule.

Do not leave me alone

in a room with Grandma.

I heard that.

Oh, hey!

Grandma!

Oh! My little angels!

Hi!

Gramps!

How you doing?

Okay.

Sweet Charlie!

Look how you've grown!

Who wants a mint?

Hey, Hank!

How are you?

Well, I only got half a kidney

left, but I'm still here.

Mint?

Okay.

Where's my daughter and Teddy?

Um, they're on a bus.

You couldn't kill enough bugs to

pay for two extra plane tickets?

Zing!

Good one, Grandma!

In your face!

Petunia, it's just

a little mix-up.

They're gonna be here tomorrow.

All aboard! Next stop, Fountain

of Youth Condominiums.

Wow. Grandpa, how'd you

get an antique like this?

I bought it new.

This could be fun!

Right?

Look, I bought magazines

at the bus station.

Yeah, I'm not really

up for reading right now.

Oh, don't worry, these

are fashion magazines.

They don't require any reading at all!

Mmm.

You okay?

You look a little green.

Yeah, I think I'm getting a little carsick.

Can I borrow your bag?

Let me just take the magazines...

...out.

Oh, that is...

Not over yet!

Wow, Mom.

That's a really harsh

review of the spring line.

Goodbye, freezing snowmen,

hello smoking-hot

granddaughters.

Their mothers aren't bad either!

Oh, hey!

By the way, speaking of hot,

make sure you wear your sunblock.

The sun here is brutal.

Do they make holiday sunblock?

One that smells like

eggnog instead of coconut?

Do you know what he's talking about?

Not at all.

His brain works differently than ours do.

Come on in.

Kiddie suite to the left.

To the left, kiddie suite to the left.

Don't touch the pillow mints.

They're for later.

All right.

You know, Charlie's at a

pretty rambunctious age.

I mean, you, uh...

You did child-proof

the place, right?

Of course!

Everything's been put away

except the Christmas decorations.

Just keep her away from the

low-hanging tree ornaments.

And my antique nativity scene.

And especially Santa's reindeer.

It's priceless. They haven't

made one like that in 50 years.

Santa!

Oh! No, no! No!

No, no, no.

No!

No, no, no, no.

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