Good Luck Charlie: The Movie Page #3

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Any chance we could put this stuff away?

Don't be ridiculous!

Just tell her not to touch them.

You did have kids once, right?

Yes.

Ours were well-behaved

because we knew how to parent them.

Okay.

Hey, Mom, you okay?

Just peachy, sweetheart...

Okay, 'cause somebody's been

waiting for over an hour.

You probably wouldn't want

to go in there anyway.

Hold the phone!

Keep her away from my chickens.

That mountain air is nice.

Shouldn't we be finding a doctor?

I'm fine!

I was just a little carsick.

That's like calling World War

II just a little disagreement.

Oh, look at you, staying

awake during history class.

Ma'am, I'm terribly sorry,

but I can't let you back on the bus.

The other passengers

refuse to travel with you.

What?

Okay. Listen, people,

I didn't want to get on this

stinking bus in the first place!

Ah, you think that's funny?

Mom, you might want to be careful.

The chickens are getting

into their fighting position.

So what I think my mom is trying to express

is it's a little bit unfair

that you're letting

the chicken man on the bus, but not us.

Yeah, but the chickens aren't

grossing everybody out.

Okay, bus jockey, here's how it's gonna go.

You are going to let us on this luxury

motor coach or it is going to get ugly.

Just let it go, ma'am.

For the last time, I didn't hit anybody.

Yeah, I know.

You were just gesturing for emphasis.

Is there a train station around here?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Historical society runs it.

Of course, there hasn't been an actual

train there since the late 1800s.

Butch Cassidy robbed it once!

Oh. How about

a rental car place?

Maybe try Lenny's.

Just up the hill about eight miles.

I'd take you there myself,

but rush hour's starting

and someone's gotta

turn on the traffic light.

But don't worry, you start walking now,

you'll make it there by sundown.

We're gonna miss Christmas.

No, no, Mom. No, we're not!

It's just eight miles!

And then, like, another 800.

Going to be after sundown if you

can't walk and cry at the same time.

How about you show

a little compassion, mister?

Come on.

Oh, this stinks!

Who says I can't walk and cry

at the same time. You watch me!

I bet your father's warm and dry,

and probably snuggled up on

the couch with the kids,

watching a sweet, little Christmas movie.

Oh!

No!

No! No! No! No!

No! No!

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

Bob!

What are you doing with my reindeer?

Bad Daddy.

Good girl, Charlie.

At least someone knows how to behave.

Hey, there!

Why the glum look?

Here, have a mint.

Thanks, Grandpa.

I'm just all ripped up inside.

I lost my best friend today.

Oh, I'm so sorry, kiddo.

Oh! What was his name?

Z-Station Deluxe

Home Gaming System.

Oh. Heck,

I got one of those.

What?

Oh, you're the greatest grandpa

in the history of grandpas!

So what games do you have?

Golf.

And?

What more would I need?

Oh, Grandpa, put down your putter.

There's a whole other world out there.

Allow me to introduce you to

the work of Chuck Jablowsky,

one of the greatest video game

designers in human history.

"Galaxy of Death Two"?

What's that got to do with golf?

Absolutely nothing.

Mom, if you cry any louder

you'll trigger an avalanche.

It's Christmas Eve eve, Teddy.

I want to be with my baby.

And my other babies.

And my big daddy baby.

Mom, I will get us there!

I will, but you've got to chill out.

'Cause every five minutes,

you're either punching somebody

or bursting into tears.

Hey, what was with that

star-on-the-tree freak-out yesterday?

Well, that...

Look, it's Lenny's!

We walked eight miles for that?

Hey.

Hi!

You must be Lenny.

Nope. I'm Daryl.

Are you sure about that?

Yeah, I bought Lenny out.

This came with the place.

I thought I'd keep the name

for marketing purposes.

Plus the jumpsuit fit.

Well, sort of.

Lenny's kind of got monkey arms.

Do you rent cars, by any chance?

Let me think.

No.

Y'all need a ride somewhere?

Palm Springs.

Oh, that's a skooch out of my way.

Well, do you know any place

we can rent a car?

Well, if you take this road right here,

and you go about 600 miles

you'll hit Las Vegas.

Aw.

You in a tough spot, hon?

Mmm-hmm.

Tell you what,

I do have an old Yugo I could sell you.

A Yugo?

Mmm-hmm.

What's a Yugo?

It's a car that's 10 years older than you,

built in a country that no longer exists.

It's 50 bucks.

We'll take it.

Okay, 50 bucks.

Yup, worth every penny.

Every penny.

Now, you might want to baby her a little.

She's seen better days.

When?

Hey, Daryl, are you sure it won't

fall apart at 60 miles an hour?

Oh, don't worry, she won't

go near that speed.

Good luck!

Oh, if you're gonna use the radio,

you're gonna need this.

I got you!

I got you!

Oh, they got me!

Yes! You're dead!

Can I play now?

No, it's too late!

I respawned.

Grandpa, that's not fair!

Let me just level up again!

You've been saying that for two hours!

I'm starting to worry about you!

This is really unhealthy.

You love your grandpa, right?

Of course I do.

Then tell me how to

get past the Plains of Fire.

Who do I have to take out first,

the guys in the Tower of Doom,

or the ones on the ground?

Neither.

You sneak around the ridge

and attack from behind.

Plus there's an extra

power-up behind that boulder.

You're a good boy.

Take a mint.

No, I'm good.

Honey. Come on,

don't you want to find out

what happened at the hippos' picnic?

No!

Well, you can't expect her to love books

if you never read to her at home.

I read to her all the time.

Nuh-uh!

Wow, I met so many hot babes at the pool.

Literally, it's, like,

What happened to you?

I fell asleep at the pool for a few hours.

But don't worry, I was wearing this.

PJ, this isn't sunblock.

This is suntan oil!

What's the difference?

One protects your skin

from the harmful rays,

the other fries you like a wonton.

Oh. No wonder I was

feeling a little crispy.

You've just been raising

yourself, haven't you?

You want to come live with us?

Way to get in the Christmas

spirit, Santa Claus!

Gabe!

Sorry. Know what will

make that feel better?

A nice, hot shower.

Really?

Yeah.

The ignorance!

It's like you've been raised by wolves!

Fat wolves.

Man, first I was freezing,

now I'm burning up.

This is not the vacation I dreamed of.

Me neither.

This should be a good

place for a time-out.

I don't think

Charlie needs a time-out.

Of course not!

She's an angel!

I'm talking about you.

Now you just sit there

and think about what it

means to be a good parent.

You want to make cookies with Grandma?

Yay!

Yay!

Bad Daddy.

No cookies.

Oh, this is not happening.

This is happening.

What are you doing?

I think it helps if we lean forward.

Is there any way we can

go around the mountains?

Oh, sure, honey. Just take a left

at Mexico and swing back around.

Sweetie, would you turn the headlights on?

They are on.

No, they're not.

Then we don't have any.

Great.

Let me check the owner's manual.

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