Good Luck Charlie: The Movie Page #4

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Ah. What's Serbian

for "headlight"?

Are you sure you don't want me to drive?

No. I can handle it.

I'm a responsible adult,

who can go on Spring Break

without another responsible

adult, because I am one.

Myself.

Hi, honey!

How's your vacation?

Your mother locked me in a bedroom.

Oh, what did you do?

I didn't do anything!

When are you going to get here?

Uh, well, at the speed we're going,

I'd say Groundhog Day.

Please hurry.

Honey, I'm doing the best I can.

We're in a Yugo.

No, no, they're not still making those.

Do you speak Serbian?

No, wait...

Maybe it's Croatian.

You want the kids to translate

it on the Internet?

I suppose I could yell at

them through a heating duct.

The kids! Are they having a good time?

Where are they?

Uh, Charlie's with your mom.

Gabe's with your dad.

And...

Well, sounds like PJ

just got in the shower.

Oh! Mom!

The road's leveling out.

Oh, oh! Gotta go! We're kicking it

up to 10 miles an hour! Love you!

No, no, no. Don't...

Look!

Oh! What a relief.

Okay, it's all downhill

from here. Literally.

Oh. Uh, you can

slow down a little bit.

Yeah, I'm trying.

Whoa, whoa, slow down.

I can't!

Put your foot on the brake!

It's the one on the left!

I know!

It's not working!

Okay, okay, don't panic!

I'm not panicking!

Okay. Okay.

Remember you are an excellent driver.

You really think so?

Right this second, I think it's

very important that you think so.

Okay. Okay.

Try the parking brake!

Oh, great.

Uh, here you go.

What am I supposed to do with this?

Beat Lenny to a pulp with it!

His name is Daryl!

Okay.

On the bright side, it's not snowing.

Oh, why did you have to say that?

I'm sorry!

Turn the windshield wipers on!

Really?

Oh, this is so intense!

Oh, I can barely see!

Oh. Oh. Look, I see

a light up ahead!

Oh, my gosh!

Two lights!

They're headlights!

Okay, okay.

Don't panic!

When the road levels out,

we'll coast to a stop.

When will that be?

Three, maybe four.

Miles?

Hours.

Bang! Bang, you're dead!

I got you!

Bang!

Got you again!

Grandpa!

Five more minutes!

Did you play all night?

Yeah, except I took a pee

break from 4:
00 to 4:45.

Then I got stuck in the

Wastelands of Gorlion,

had to go online to find a walkthrough.

Now I'm doing multiplayer

with some kids in Korea.

Grandpa, I can't let you go on like this.

It's for your own good.

Have a mint?

Grandpa, no! Grandpa!

Grandpa's lost his mind!

Well, that's one more thing he

and Grandma have in common.

Are those mints in your hair?

And up my nose.

Come here.

I'm starving.

What?

Really? Oh.

Oh, this is actually not too bad.

Hey, wake up, wake up.

We're burning daylight.

I had the worst dream.

No. It's real.

Let me get my seat up.

I'll help.

Don't break the car.

I'm not going to break the car!

Don't be ridiculous!

There you are.

Thanks.

We can fix that.

But probably not that.

On the bright side, the radio still works.

Not the time.

Well, that's the last of it.

And here's the luggage

that was in the trunk.

I think it was the trunk.

It was a hatchback.

Thank you, Walter.

Oh, I'm not Walter.

I'm Lenny.

I bought Walter out.

Oh, yeah.

He was kind of Hobbit-sized.

Hey, did you have

another garage before that?

Yeah, that you sold to...

Daryl! Yeah!

You ever thought of keeping the jumpsuits,

just switching the name patches?

Never mind.

Do you know how we can get to, um,

anywhere from here?

Oh. Gee, I don't know.

Hitchhike, I guess.

Good luck!

We are not hitchhiking!

Well, Charlie, here we are,

a typical Christmas Eve Day.

Somewhere in the desert.

I think it's Utah.

Who cares?

Oh! And here's Mom.

She's doing a great job not crying

over what a terrible

Christmas we're having.

And she's off.

Gosh, at this rate, we'll

make Las Vegas by lunchtime.

Oh, golly, I'd sure like that!

Mom, Mom. Did you hear that?

They're going to Las Vegas!

If we can get a ride with them,

we can rent a car there!

Teddy, read my lips.

We're not hitchhiking.

Mom, it's only hitchhiking

if they're strangers.

They are strangers.

They won't be as soon as

we buy them breakfast!

Hello. Hi!

Hi, I'm Teddy Duncan, and this is my mom...

This is my mom, Amy.

Howdy.

Sue and Stan McKinney.

Nice to meet you.

Would you mind if we

share the booth with you?

We don't want to be

taking up too much space

once this place gets crowded.

They get a big breakfast rush.

We could just squeeze in here.

Yeah.

That'll probably be good.

Yeah.

Squeezey.

So, couldn't help overhearing,

you guys are headed to Vegas.

What a coincidence!

We're going to Palm Springs!

How's that a coincidence?

Excellent question, Stan.

Um, see, we were heading to Vegas

because we need to rent a car.

Because ours broke,

literally, into thousands of pieces.

Which Lenny, uh... You'd think he was

Walter, but he's actually Lenny...

And he's not Daryl, either.

You might think that Daryl was Lenny,

but really Daryl's just the new Lenny,

and Lenny's Walter.

But really he's just... He's Lenny.

And so anyway, Lenny had to shovel

our car out of the parking lot.

Why don't we order?

It's a great idea.

Okay, uh, I'm gonna have six eggs,

scrambled, side of bacon, side of sausage.

Links or patties?

Both.

Uh, with pancakes.

Regular or silver dollar?

Um, both, uh, with waffles, uh, plus

French toast, and regular toast.

Oh, white, whole wheat, or...

I want all the toast.

Uh, then I'll have some ham, Canadian

bacon, a bear claw, couple of donuts.

Ooh, coffee cake and, uh, a fruit cup.

And, um, cottage cheese.

Low fat, watching my figure.

So, what brings you two to Vegas?

We're headed to a convention, the A.

A. S. N.

Oh, great, great, super, yeah.

We're just hoping to get back to our

loved ones in time for Christmas.

Are you going to eat that?

That's my napkin.

Yeah, but there's jelly on it.

As we were saying, uh, we're afraid that

if we don't make it to Vegas today,

we'll be stranded, alone in the desert,

on this most precious of holidays.

Gee willikers!

You're in a pickle!

Yeah, yeah, we sure are.

We're just hoping for a Christmas miracle

from some kind soul,

who could give us a ride.

Yeah, that's what you need, all right.

Oh, yeah.

We'd be incredibly grateful...

I'll bet!

To anyone and possibly even

somebody we just met,

who's heading to Vegas, has a car...

Especially a four-door...

Oh, yeah, that'd do it, all right.

Oh, for cryin' out loud,

can you give us a ride?

Well, sure!

Why didn't you just ask?

No eatin' in the car, though.

Mmm, wouldn't think of it.

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Whoa! This sunburn ointment

really does the trick.

I feel so much better.

Oh, pumpkin, I think you put

a little bit too much on.

Here, let me dab some of that off.

Okay.

Oh, pepper-pot, I'm so sorry!

It's okay.

Let me just sit down.

The thing is, pudding pop, I can't let

you near the furniture like that.

Well, where can I sit?

Oh!

What are you guys doing in here?

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