Good Luck Charlie: The Movie Page #5

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Did... Did Grandma freak out and

send you guys in here, too?

A long time ago, join the club.

Not me.

I'm hiding from Grandpa.

I want my mommy!

Yeah, me too.

I'm good.

We

We love the desert

The sagebrush and the sand

We love the desert

Now come and hold my hand

Oh, Stan, we're

in a high-gamma zone.

Oh, oh, roger that!

Yeah!

Um, just out of curiosity,

what's with the hats?

Well, you can never

be too careful. No.

Do they seem a little weird to you?

Yeah, almost as weird as you

eating a napkin for dessert.

Don't.

You okay?

Not really.

I need a bag.

Mom, not again!

Are you ladies okay back there?

Uh, yeah! Hey, why don't you

tell me about your convention!

Oh, well, we go every year.

It's a real humdinger!

Oh, I bet!

You know, it's just

so nice to be among folks

who've had the same experience you had.

I can imagine!

Because, you know, if it hasn't

happened to you, you just don't get it.

No! Totally! It's...

Give it to me.

What is it again?

Alien abduction.

Mmm?

I'm sorry, did you just say...

Alien abduction!

That's what A. A. S. N. is.

The Alien Abduction Survivor's Network.

So, which one of you...

Oh, we both were.

That's where we met first.

Yeah!

Aboard the spaceship.

'Course, we didn't know it at the time.

Oh, no, no!

Not until years later,

after hypnosis recovered

our repressed memories.

Oh, gosh!

Sweetheart, are you okay?

I'm just a little nauseous.

You know, that's the single most

common side-effect of an abduction.

And that increase

in appetite you're having?

Now, that's the second

most common side-effect.

Oh, believe me, I've been

this way for a while.

I mean, I think I would remember

if aliens had abducted me.

Oh, no, sweetheart, that's how it works!

You never remember.

Not at first.

Have you experienced

an episode of lost time?

Uh, you mean, besides the eighteen

years since my kids were born?

Oh, trust me, she wasn't

abducted by aliens.

We were together all last

night in the mountains.

That's where they get you!

Oh, I wonder if you've been tagged.

Why don't we probe them and find out?

No, no, no, don't probe them.

No, no! No probe.

Okay, we'll use the drill.

That'll leave a scar.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

That is not necessary, okay.

I promise you, we have not

been abducted by aliens.

That big appetite, on top of the nausea,

now, you have either been abducted

by aliens or you're pregnant!

Surprise!

Got everything here.

Well, good luck, Merry Christmas.

Oh, Merry Christmas, Stan.

Bye.

Are you sure you're not

carrying an alien baby?

Ah, yeah, I'm pretty sure my

obstetrician would've caught that.

Well, if you change your

mind, we're in the book!

Bye, honey!

Bye.

Under "O," for

"Out of your mind."

Bye!

Okay, honey, will you watch our stuff?

I have to go to the bathroom.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!

Can we talk about you being pregnant?

And not telling me?

Teddy, honey, I wanted to, but...

You know, your father and I decided

to tell the whole family

at once on Christmas Day.

Excuse me, can you spare

some change for food?

Oh, yeah.

Here.

Thank you.

How could this happen?

I think you know how this happened.

I mean, you saw the film in health class.

I signed the permission slip.

But five kids, really?

Look, we will discuss this after I pee.

It was a really long car ride.

You just watch our luggage.

Where is our luggage?

Oh, no!

Hi, there!

So, uh, underneath all this medicated ointment,

there's actually a very sensitive guy.

May I offer you ladies a banana chip?

Wow, it's hard to believe that didn't work.

Isn't this great, finally

something she can't break.

Hey, honey, you almost here?

You what?

No, no, no, no, no!

You know what?

You stay there, I'm gonna come get you.

I don't know.

We'll leave as soon as I can convince

your father to lend me the car.

So, I'll see you when I see you.

Okay, love you too.

What's up?

I gotta go pick up your mom and Teddy.

You guys need to stay here

with Grandma and Grandpa.

No, no, no!

Take us with you.

Don't leave us here.

Please, please,

please! Please!

All right!

Oh, good! You're just in time

to have more Christmas cookies!

Except you.

You're still being punished.

Petunia, Amy and Teddy

are stranded in Vegas!

Oh, the poor things!

Are they okay?

Oh, they're fine. I just...

I need to borrow your car, so I can go get them.

Hank, there's an emergency.

You have to drive into Las

Vegas and pick up the girls!

Wait till I finish this level!

I can see the Stone of Mitrios!

He's not coming out of there any time soon.

All right, guys, got get a

change of clothes, we're going.

You're leaving me here

alone on Christmas Eve?

Well...

Not entirely.

Look, I haven't got time to

make that car seat work,

could you watch her while I'm gone?

Of course I can.

I always knew this day would come.

Okay.

Hey, sweetie, we're going

to be back soon, okay?

I promise, all of us.

Mama.

Please make sure she has

a nice Christmas Eve.

Of course, I will.

We'll have a fabulous time...

Bye, Daddy.

Bye-bye, sweetie.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, wait!

Wait, how do I keep her

from breaking things?

It's easy.

Just tell her not to touch them.

I told you to watch our bags!

I'm not the one who wandered off!

Well, I had to pee!

Well, I still have to pee!

This is great, yep, no luggage, no

purse, no money and I'm starving!

It could be worse.

That's hard to see how!

I hope that plane

ticket was worth it, Teddy.

Okay, you know, I did my

best to get us out of this.

And you haven't exactly been helpful!

Well, that's because you wanted to

prove how responsible you were!

Mom, I'm not the parent!

I'm not the one who's actually

supposed to be responsible!

And I'm not the one who ruined Christmas!

Oh, Teddy... That's the meanest

thing you've ever said to me!

What? Do you think

I wanted to ruin Christmas?

I already feel awful!

And you just want me to feel worse!

No, no, no!

Teddy, come back!

Leave me alone!

Teddy!

Oh!

Turned down that street and

the memories come flooding in

The porch light is smiling

Like it's asking me,

"Where you been?"

I need this more than ever

And then I open the door

It's like everything that's

on my mind just disappears

No.

No, no, sorry.

The only thing that matters

All that really matters

Is Christmas with you

Christmas with you

Well, it's Christmas Eve

in Las Vegas, Charlie.

All I want for Christmas is a sandwich.

I wish I was a mime.

Look at that guy, he's doing pretty well.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Deck the halls

with boughs of holly

Fa-la-la-la-la

la-la la-la

'Tis the season to be jolly

Fa-la-la

la-la-la la-la-la

Don we now our gay apparel

Fa-la-la

la-la-la la-la-la

Troll the ancient

Yule tide carol

Fa la la la la,

la, la...

No, no, no, no!

Sorry...

Excuse me, sir.

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open

Sleigh, hey

What are you doing?

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