Good Luck Charlie: The Movie Page #7

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What?

Their whole strategy's

outlined in this plan.

And it's right out

of Galaxy of Death.

I know exactly how

this is going to play out.

So can you get us to the car?

Dad, I can do better than that.

I think I can win this thing.

So, I really wanted to go

to this music festival.

But my mom said I was too

young and irresponsible

to go cross-country

without an adult.

Mmm, I've heard that before.

I've said that before.

So, we got in this huge fight, of course,

because we fight about everything.

My clothes, my grades, my nose piercing,

which actually she was right about,

because I still can't smell on this side.

Lesson learned.

Mmm-hmm.

So, she said that if

I went to the festival,

then I might as well not

even bother coming home.

And I went anyway.

And then my ride ditched me,

and I wound up stranded here.

Well, did you call your mom?

But she said she'd never forgive me.

Well, you know, sometimes moms say

things they don't really mean.

Yeah, we do, all the time.

I once told Teddy if she

didn't clean her room,

she'd have to sleep outside in the yard.

I did have to sleep outside in the yard.

It was summer.

Look, the point is, it's Christmas Eve.

Call your mom.

I can't.

I'm too scared.

Do you want me to call her?

Hi, Brenda?

This is Amy Duncan.

This is going to take

a little bit of explaining.

It's going to be fine.

I don't know, my mom can

be pretty nuts sometimes.

Yeah, well, they all can.

I don't know, your mom seems really chill.

My mom wants to turn our arguments

into a Broadway musical.

Wow, that is nuts.

Yep!

What a coincidence!

I have four kids, too!

Oh, my gosh! I'm pregnant, too, hah!

It's like we're twins!

Do you watch

The Bachelor?

I know, isn't she heinous?

I can't believe he picked her.

You know what, though?

Underneath all that craziness

they really do love us.

And reality TV.

Yeah, that too.

Hang on.

Jordan, here's someone who

wants to talk to you.

Hi, Mom.

How did it go?

Oh, we totally agreed about

the girl in The chelor.

Oh, no, I mean, do you think

they're going to make up?

I miss you, too.

I think they just did.

Okay.

I love you too, Mom!

I'll see you soon.

Everything okay?

Thank you so much!

Oh, you're so welcome.

So, you headed to the airport?

You are going home, right?

Yeah, yeah, it's just...

The plane fare's a little too

much for my mom to handle.

So, I'm just going

to find a shelter tonight.

And then figure out some way to

get enough money for a bus fare.

But, don't worry.

I'm not going to steal anything.

No, no, no, it's not that, um...

I want you to have this.

What is it?

It's a plane ticket.

No, no!

Yeah!

No, I can't!

Yeah, it's brought me a lot of trouble.

But, f f it gets you home for

Christmas, then it's worth it.

Thank you.

Thanks again.

Oh, my gosh!

You need your top back!

No, no, no, keep it! It looks better

on you, than it ever did on me.

Well, thanks again, again!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Bye!

I am so proud of you.

That was such a grown-up thing you just did.

Grown-up enough

to go on Spring Break?

Yeah, if you had a ticket!

That's painfully ironic.

Yeah!

Hey, are you sure this is the place

where we're supposed to meet Dad?

He's not answering his phone.

You know what?

I'll just text him.

Stay together.

Let's move, let's move!

Bravo team, head on a swivel.

Guard the right perimeter.

Dad, when you're in the kill zone,

you gotta keep it on vibrate!

I hate vibrate!

It tickles.

What are you doing?

I am texting your mother back.

Hey, there is no texting in the kill zone!

PJ.

Got it.

These nerds go down easy.

Dad! Come on! We're almost

through the Plains of Fire!

You could practically see the

Wastelands of Gorlion from here!

Wait a minute. We are going

straight to the car, correct?

Yeah! Yeah, Dad, it's

just past the Wastelands.

Is it?

No!

Oh, my gosh, it's your father!

"Running late, can't call or text

from the kill zone. Love you, BRB."

That's random.

Well, so much for us all

spending Christmas together.

Hey, we will be together!

You know, we know what

route they're taking.

We'll rent a car and meet them halfway.

Come on!

- Wow.

- Let's go.

You go, girlfriend!

Lady Luck Car Rental.

"Open 364 days a year."

Oh, God, it's after midnight.

Nothing's going to be open!

What about that place?

Oh, hey!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to you!

Thank you.

You know, I knew if I stayed open

all night long on Christmas,

it would pay off.

Yeah, the thing is,

we were hoping you knew of a rental

car place that might be open.

Oh.

Well, you see, that's the

trouble with car places.

There's no culture of commitment.

That's why I sold my garage

moved to Vegas, I bought

this place from Gary...

- Uh, it, so you're not Gary?

- No!

No, no. My name is...

Wait! Don't tell us

Are you Walter??

How'd you guess that?

Oh, we used your old garage a few

hundred miles back for towing...

Actually, shoveling.

Wow, imagine that!

Say, how's Lenny doin'?

- He's great.

- Great.

- Doing great.

- So's Daryl.

- Oh, you know Daryl?

- Yeah.

- Amazing.

- Yeah, yeah, it really has been.

Ah, so listen, Walter,

my family's Christmas

depends on our not being in

Vegas when the sun comes up.

Uh-huh.

So, what's our best bet?

Really thought we would've

come across them by now.

Let's take a rest.

Merry Christmas, baby.

Merry Christmas, Mama.

I hope the guys are okay.

Wherever they are.

There's something over here.

I'm looking for a sign

To show me that I'm right

On cue to break the fall

When our back's

against the wall

So I'll take it as it comes

I'll show off anyone who

thinks I'll take it slow

Go! Go! Go!

Everybody on the ridge.

On the ridge!

Move! Move!

You better believe

I'm not going away

PJ!

Dad!

Do it for Dad!

Yes! Yes! Yeah!

The Stone of Mitrios is mine!

So close, too.

Who are you?

You're not even in the game!

Oh, yeah? Then why am I

holding the Stone of Mitrios?

Here comes Jablowsky.

He's gonna crush you!

Well, actually, he's gonna

pay a guy to crush you.

Chuck Jablowsky.

Do you know what happens to people

that crash my paintball game?

You send them on their way with a

severe scolding and a free smart phone?

No, I pay a guy to crush them.

Told you so.

Unless you're wearing my team uniform,

in which case, I win!

That's my boy!

I'm the guy that lets him slack off

homework so he can play the game.

Sir, thank you so much for not

paying a guy to crush us.

And may I say it's a huge honor

just to shake your bizarrely small hand.

The pleasure's all mine, kid.

You won the game for me!

What can I do to repay you?

I believe a smart phone was mentioned.

Actually, we need a lift.

Any chance the cook can make pancakes

shaped like Christmas trees?

He can barely make them round.

I'm sorry you didn't get to watch

Charlie put the star on the tree.

Oh, that's okay, sweetie.

We'll have other Christmases.

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