Good Luck Chuck Page #8

but it felt even crazier

not to come.

Excuse me.

You have to take your seats.

Charlie-

My entire life,

I've been nothing more

than a stepping-stone

to every relationship

I've ever been in.

There's always been a next guy

who's better than me.

For once in my life,

I want to be that next guy.

I've never said this

to anybody in my whole life.

Cam...

I love you.

I love you, Cam.

Please don't go.

Charlie, I'm coming back

on Wednesday.

What?

Yeah.

But Howard and-

Have you met

Howard's wife Marilyn?

Howard's wife?

Howard's wife.

Hi.

Hi, Howard's wife.

Howard's wife.

I know about your call

to Howard.

I knew you wanted to meet him.

I knew it would make you happy.

I swear that's all

I've ever wanted to do.

Plus, mate selection

is up to the female.

But, Charlie,

you've been acting so-

I know, I know.

Idiotic, nuts.

And no more lucky charm excuse.

I'm done thinking

about the past and what could be.

All I care about now is what is.

And this-

This is.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we are about to close

the cabin doors.

Please take your seats.

That's for you.

Here.

Charlie!

Excuse me, are you that guy who-

He isn't anymore.

Excuse me.

Giggle monkey,

what are you looking for?

Sex tapes.

What is the point in house sitting

if you can't scope out

some good old-fashioned

homemade porn!

- Score!

- You're a genius.

Okay.

Hold on.

Do it. Do it. Oh, yeah.

Babe.

Yeah, what?

Oh, you like that.

You like when I do

stuff with the-

All right. I'll do it

for just one last time.

This is it.

Okay.

Because I'm not

into bestiality,

and you know that.

That's documented.

No, I know. It's fake.

All right.

But it's hot.

Okay.

Hey. So, uh...

so do you want to-

You come to this

glacier often?

I'm really interested in you

because you're a Gentoo soul.

You like that?

Yeah, I like that.

Do it faster.

You like... when I do that?

You ever seen me

go down on a-

Shh. It's okay. No, no.

Baby, baby, don't worry.

Yeah, I like that.

You like that, don't you?

Yeah.

Oh, that's so hot.

Shh. No more "Uhh. "

No more "Uhh. "

Do it. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's really good.

Okay, now do the other thing.

Do the other thing.

Look at me. Here's

really what you like.

Yeah, you know what I like.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm really

getting in the mood now.

You like when I eat

your penguin ass?

Yeah. Baby,

I think I'm ready.

Turn it off, baby.

You still in the mood?

Yeah.

All right.

Burbank, CA

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