Good Luck Chuck Page #7

Decided to take

another day off.

Hey, does our building

have roof access?

Oh, things can't be that bad.

You know, I owe you a thank-you.

I met a guy, and he's wonderful.

I really think he's the one.

That's great.

I'm happy for you.

You've done a good thing,

Dr. Charlie.

Helping people find love.

It's great.

I bet you didn't think

you'd be responsible

for helping me

find true love again,

but you did.

You did, Dr. Charlie.

Dr. Charlie, are you all right?

Love fall like rain.

I'm in pain.

She was right, Reba.

It's raining.

Oh, my God!

Stu, I need

to Google something.

Unacceptable!

Hey!

I wish I hadn't seen that!

A man can't masturbate

in his own house?

That is disgusting.

It's a known fact

that stimulation

of the prostate-

No, no, no, no.

Just get dressed

and wash your hands!

All I know is that I'm hexed.

Yeah. If by hexed

you mean bat-sh*t crazy,

then yeah,

you're hexed, man.

Don't you remember?

Black lipstick,

long fingernails. A total freak.

She wanted me

to show her my penis.

I wouldn't,

so she pulled my nipples

and put a hex on me.

Stu, I've lost the most

special person of my life.

I have to break this spell.

You haven't lost me, dude.

I'm here for you always.

Just drive the f***ing car.

Oh, I'm so sorry, buddy.

Hey, what's up with Chester?

His girlfriend Molly's sick.

I sent her away for treatment.

He stopped grooming himself.

It's heartbreaking, you know?

If she doesn't come back,

he may never find another mate.

Murphy, maybe

you reacted too harshly.

You should call him.

I can't, Joe.

You saw him.

He's crazy.

Love does that

to you sometimes.

I don't want another one

of your philosophy lessons, Joe.

He was smothering me.

I want to be part of someone's life,

not all of it.

Have you taken a look

at your bedroom lately?

If you love something,

sometimes you just want

to be surrounded by it.

That's it. That's it.

How can I get her

to break the spell?

I don't know. She wanted to look

at your penis, right?

That was a joke.

Chuck?

Chuck, that was a joke.

Oh, my God.

Hi. Is your mother home?

Is your mother's name Anisha?

What's with the 50 questions?

That was two questions.

It's a hyperbole.

Sweetheart, who is it?

Are you Anisha Carpenter?

Do I know you?

Charlie Logan.

Look, I know this is

going to sound crazy,

but you put a hex on me

so that all my girlfriends

would fall in love

with other people,

and I need you...

to reverse the spell?

Woo! That-

That's your pendant.

You used to wear that!

You wore it at the party

when you pulled out my hair

and did the- with the thing.

And then you wanted

to see my penis,

and I said no.

Go to your room, Lila.

Lock the door.

But this is just getting good.

Now.

I'm sorry.

What can I do to convince you

to help me?

This spell-

turn it off, please.

Charlie, I was just a kid.

I didn't know

what I was doing.

I don't even know

what I did.

You f***ed up my life!

That's what you did.

I asked you

to watch your language.

Your room. Now.

Anisha, I am begging you.

Have you ever wanted

someone so badly

that you would do anything

to get them?

If someone's

meant to be yours,

eventually they will be.

No.

Wait. No!

If you think

that by me being here,

we're supposed

to get together-

I wasn't talking about you.

My husband Kurt.

Really, Charlie, I was 10.

I may have thought

I was in love,

but I was also hot

for Scott Baio.

So-

I've blown it.

Well, then,

all you can do is let her go.

Yeah, dude!

You're my hero!

How was she?

Take me home.

I'm not that easy, man.

You're going to have to

take me to dinner first.

You little munchkin.

I have to set her free,

let Mother Nature

take its course.

If you love something,

set it free, right?

I think Cam is really

going to respond

to the new gay you,

Chuck.

Take me home.

I got a phone call to make.

Hi. I'm trying to find

Howard Blaine.

Hi, Howard.

Um, we've never met,

but I have a friend

that you really need to meet.

Howard?

Eat me.

Eat me.

Gotcha.

Owned.

Owned.

I'm getting married!

Chuck! I found my dream girl,

and it's all because

of you I just proposed.

Lara, get your sweet ass

over here.

You remember Lara?

Lara stepped out of heaven-

and into my office

to correct a condition.

She's got polymastia.

Has more than two b*obs.

Isn't that perfect for me?

Show him.

No, no.

No, no, that's okay.

Really. I don't mind.

Yeah, I used to be

embarrassed about it,

but that was before

pookie pants here

made me realize

how special I am.

Oh, baby,

you're so goddamn special.

Oh, I love you, monkey pie.

- Okay, show him.

- Okay.

Is that or is that not

the most beautiful sight

you've ever seen in your life?

It's like seeing

the Grand Canyon for the first time.

It's like seeing Earth

from space.

Like Three's Company,

but all Chrissies,

you know what I'm saying?

I'm happy for you, buddy.

But, dude, that's not

why we came, okay?

Did you know that it smells

like sh*t in here?

You may want to open a window.

It's making me a little-

Okay, you tell him, baby.

Okay, so I'm friends with Katie,

who knows Cam,

and she said that Cam

said she's leaving today

for Antarctica

with some penguin guru.

That's nice.

I'm happy for her.

You sure as sh*t

don't look happy.

I loved something,

and I set her free.

She met somebody else.

But I set her free.

That's what's important.

She's leaving, buddy...

for Antarctica...

right now.

She is going.

She's going.

She's... leaving.

What the f*** am I doing?

That's what we're saying!

Go!

Go get your girl, will you?

He's a little slow.

Excuse me.

I'm sorry, guys.

Ma'am, excuse me.

Has the flight for

Antarctica boarded yet?

There are no direct flights, sir.

Connecting flight?

Which one?

There are two.

Has the flight

with a passenger

named Cam Wexler boarded yet?

Sorry, sir.

Can't give you that information.

Sir, you won't be able to go

to the gate without a ticket.

I have to get

to Antarctica,

so I will take a ticket

for both planes.

There are only first class

tickets available, sir.

Of course there are.

I'll take them both.

Are you traveling

with any baggage?

No.

No.

You do realize

that it's -60 degrees there.

Yes.

And that'll be $17,412.

Just do it.

Here you go.

Shoes, belt, watch.

You've never been

to an airport, dummy?

What goes in pockets?

Change.

Change.

Change goes in pockets.

Put it in the little bucket.

Don't waste

my big bucket.

No.

Small bucket!

I don't need it.

Want to make this quick?

I am in a real hurry.

Let's do this.

Take your pants off.

What?

You heard me.

Take your pants off.

I'm kidding you, weirdo.

Don't do that.

Why would you do that?

Come on, let's go.

Go, go, go.

Cam.

Wait!

One more! Here.

I meant to do that.

Here.

Thanks.

Charlie?

I'm sorry.

Please don't be mad.

Antarctica? You couldn't have

just taken her to a movie?

Charlie-

Look, I know that it's

crazy that I'm here,

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