Good Luck Chuck Page #6

You will not go to waste.

Sometimes it takes

a little love

to make someone want

to shed the pounds.

Two main reasons-

What the hell?

Hello.

"The deed is done"?

The deed is done!

I thought you said

you went out

with Eleanor Skepple.

No, man. I just said that.

What?

I didn't want to risk it.

Marrying her?

Are you stupid?

But I saw you, man.

You asked her out.

No, man. I asked her

what time it was.

She said it was 3:53.

I can't believe

that I trusted you, Stu.

You f***ed me!

Take out your friend card.

What?

Take out your friend card now

and rip it up

because you f***ed me, Stu.

Oh, buddy, she's just a girl.

No. It's not a girl.

It's the girl.

Now I'm going to lose her.

I'm not going to lose her.

Breakfast in bed.

Wake up! Good morning!

It's a beautiful day!

Wow.

Am I supposed to eat

my way out of here?

I walked into the supermarket.

I stood there. I was like,

"What does Cam want?"

And I couldn't stop.

I was like, "She'll want that

and that and that," and I got it all.

They didn't have Spam, though.

I talked to the manager.

They won't have it in until next week.

Anyway, enjoy.

Are you okay?

I am fantastic.

I feel like-

I did this-

And then I gave myself

one of these. Look.

And I made out with myself.

You're acting kind of strange.

No. No, no.

Yeah, eat up. Eat up.

Try that. Try that.

Eat up.

Hey, um, what are your plans

for the rest of today?

I'm going to work.

I'm going to go

to work with you!

I'm going to hang out.

I got it all planned out.

I'm going to go.

I'm kidding.

I'm not going to work with you.

Actually, Saturday.

What are you plans for Saturday- Sunday?

What are your plans

for Sunday?

Don't even answer that

because I'm already

thinking about Wednesday.

What are you doing Wednesday?

Let's just seal it right now-

seal the deal-

and then I'll do my pineapple dance.

Yes, Wednesday?

This is your fault!

Everything!

You!

Jesus Christ, why me?

Just shut your lips, Stu.

Shut up!

Hi, Cam. What's up?

It's Charlie.

How are you doing today?

I just wanted to call

and make sure I had

the right number,

and I do, and I do.

How are you doing?

Having a good day at work?

Well, I'll let you get back,

but I wanted to remind you,

Wednesday night,

you and me, happily.

All right.

I'll talk to you later. Bye.

This is your fault!

His!

You already ate.

Why are you-

Is there something different

in here since lunch?

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, banana

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, banana

Got me lookin'

so crazy right now

Your love's got me

lookin' so crazy right now

Got me lookin'

so crazy right now

Your touch has got me

lookin' so crazy right now

Got me hopin'

you'd page me right now

Your kiss got me hopin'

you'd save me right now

Lookin' so crazy,

your love's got me lookin'

Got me lookin' so crazy,

your love

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, got it.

Got me going,

so pay me right now

Raise the habitat.

Crazy, crazy, crazy

Crazy for you

Changed my mind.

Took the day off

so I could hang.

I won't be in the way.

I know what you're thinking.

I'm going to be in the way.

But I think I'm going to blend in like this.

I think I'll blend. Look.

I know how to do that.

Charlie, I'm working.

Or I could go.

Yeah, I-

Get out of here.

No, no.

Thanks.

Have a great day at work.

My car's this way.

Hi, Cam.

Work is done.

Time for fun.

Hey.

Listen, I know

an amazing sushi place,

and the best part of all:

when you're finished

with your leftovers,

they put them in a doggie bag-

or a penguin bag.

- Charlie-

- Oh, you don't like sushi.

Uh, Thai? Indian.

Listen to me, you need

to leave me alone, okay?

I need some space.

So tonight is no good.

I'm very close

to changing my phone number.

Do you understand?

If you were a hamburger

at McDonald's,

I'd name you my

McBeautiful Tittie Sandwich

With Titties On Top.

- Can I see Stu?

- Just a sec-

Yeah.

Stu, I need you.

It's important.

I'm Dr. Charlie Logan.

I don't know who this Stu

is you speak of.

Call me.

I need your help.

Hey, are we still friends?

Cam is going to fall in love with

and get married

to the next guy she goes

on a date with, right?

I'm going to be that next guy.

Yeah.

You're a plastic surgeon.

You're going to...

change my face up.

I don't care if you

give me a beak.

I'm going to look

like a different guy.

That way,

when I meet her-

Hi. My name's Ronald-

I'm the new guy

she falls in love with.

Let's go. Right now.

Don't look at me

in that tone of voice.

I'm talking the truth.

Please?

Chuck...

take a look around, man.

I mean, I can give you tits.

You want tits?

So you're

not going to help me.

Yes, but not by

rearranging your face, man.

Come here. Have a seat.

There's got to be

a better way, right?

I mean, I know

things are bad now,

but things could be

a lot worse, right?

Listen, you could be

like my cousin, man.

He found out last week

he's got an inoperable

brain tumor.

That's horrible.

Yeah.

He's only got, like,

one week left to live.

That is...

perfect.

That's perfect.

He's the perfect guy for her.

What?

Yeah.

There's no harm, right?

He gets laid.

She falls in love.

He's dead within a week.

I swoop in, console her.

Bing-bang-boom,

everybody's happy.

Hey!

Why don't you club her

and have a wedding ceremony

while she's knocked unconscious?

That'd work!

What the hell

is wrong with you?

You have to let her go.

That's the one thing

I can't do.

- Next time I'll bring my suit.

- Yeah.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. That's not good.

No.

It's over.

That has to be George.

George.

Hey, George!

- What's up, George?

- What?

- How you doing, George?

- I'm not George.

You're going to stay

away from Cam, all right?

You're going to stay away

from Cam, you hear me?

- You're George!

- Charlie!

- I'm not George!

- Cam!

What are you doing?

I just met George.

He's a real jerk.

You shouldn't like him.

I want to see you.

Stay away from me!

Stay away from me!

No!

Falling.

What is wrong with you?

I'm being bitten!

Does he have fish

in his pants?

Oh, those f***ers

are vicious.

Yeah? Well, they don't like it

when someone disturbs

their environment.

Time to go, buddy.

I know I've been acting crazy,

but there's a reasonable-

Let me guess, Charlie.

You believe

you're a lucky charm,

and you're afraid I'm going

to marry the next guy I date,

so you've been smothering me

and attacking my friends.

What about George, okay?

What about your date with George?

Wednesday night?

What big date with George?

George is my hairdresser!

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

I was eavesdropping.

Are you really

Charlie Logan the lucky charm?

Because... I was wondering-

I can't. I'm sorry.

Cam, listen. Cam-

- No. Charlie, I just don't think we can

do this anymore.

- Don't say it!

- It's not working.

- Please, Cam.

Please, just don't say it's over.

It's over.

Dr. Charlie?

Hi, Reba.

I've been

calling you all day.

Where have you been?

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