Good Morning, Vietnam Page #2

Synopsis: A new Disc Jockey is shipped from Crete to Vietnam to bring humor to Armed Forces Radio. He turns the studio on its ear and becomes wildly popular with the troops but runs afoul of the middle management who think he isn't G.I. enough. While he is off the air, he tries to meet Vietnamese especially girls, and begins to have brushes with the real war that never appears on the radio.
Director(s): Barry Levinson
Production: Buena Vista Pictures
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 7 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Metacritic:
67
Rotten Tomatoes:
90%
R
Year:
1987
121 min
3,850 Views


Sir, it's time to rise.

My God, it's Mardi Gras,|and I'm on the main float.

Come on, sir. Couple of weeks,|this will be easy for you.

- Oh, let me go back to bed.|- You gotta get up, sir.

God. What time is it, Edward?

- It's 5:
30.|- 5:30. It's very early. I may have|to hurt you. Call me in five minutes.

No, you have to get up right now|and you have to get on the air.

- Oh. Fine. Fine.|- Come on, sir.

to a late-night talk show.

- This way, sir. It's just down|the hall and to the right.|- Yeah.

- You must be nervous, sir, huh?|- I'm not even in my body, Edward.

Don't worry about it.|It'll go great. This way, sir.

We still have a few minutes|before your show begins, sir.

When it's time to read the news, you|just take it off these machines here.

But regardless of what you read,|Airman, the Department|of Defence wants final say.

So every item's checked|by these two guys in here.

Guys, I'd like you to meet|our new deejay, Adrian Cronauer.

That's Marty Lee Dreiwitz.

He's impeccably clean.

This man has cleaning products|shipped in from Wisconsin.

He's also one of your roommates, so if|I were you, I'd think about suicide.

Sir, I-I really don't think that you|want to use any of those records, sir.

- We have a selection right here|that's prepared specifically--|- Hey, hey!

I've been looking forward to meeting|you. Listen, could you do me a favour?

- Can you say something funny|right this minute?|- I doubt it.

I'm with you, man.|I'm on your frequency.|Hey, let me ask you a question.

What is the appeal of Joey Bishop?

I mean, the man's not funny.|I know funny, and he's not funny.

Don't get me wrong. He seems like|a nice guy, but my father's a nice guy|and he's not funny either.

Joey Bishop. I wish someone|would explain this one to me.

Hey, incidentally,|you're on the air in about ten seconds.|Nine, eight, seven, six--

Hey, this has been "Fiction and Fact"|from Marty Lee's almanac.|And now, direct from Crete...

welcome the silky-smooth sound|of Airman Adrian Cronauer.

Good morning, Vietnam!

Hey, this is not a test.|This is rock and roll.

Time to rock it|from the delta to the DMZ!

Is that me, or does that sound like|an Elvis Presley movie?

Oh, viva, Da Nang

Why don't they get a rope and hang me

Hey, is it a little too early|for being that loud? Hey, too late.

It's 0600. What's the "O" stand for?|Oh, my God, it's early.

Speaking of early, how about|that Cro-Magnon, Marty Dreiwitz?

Thank you, Marty, for "silky-smooth|sound." Make me sound like Peggy Lee.

"Good morning, Vietnam"?|What the heck is that supposed to mean?

I don't know, Lieutenant. I-I guess|it means, good morning, uh, Vietnam.

And who gave anyone permission|to programme modern music?

Freddy and the Dreamers!

Wrong speed.|We've got it on the wrong speed.

For those of you recovering from a|hangover, that's gonna sound just right.

Let's put her right back down.|Let's try it a little faster,|see if that picks it up a little bit.

Let's get it up on 78.

Those pilots are going,|"I really like the music. I really like|the music. I really like the music."

Oh, it's still a bad song. Hey,|wait a minute. Let's try something.

Let's play this backwards|and see if it gets any better.

Freddy is a devil.|Freddy is a devil.

Picture a man going on a journey|beyond sight and sound.

He's left Crete. He's entered|the demilitarized zone.

All right. Hey, what is this|"demilitarized zone"? What do|they mean, "police action"?

"You know, she looks pretty to me. "

than a strong cup of cappuccino.

What is a demilitarized zone? Sounds|like something out of The Wizard of Oz.

Oh, no, don't go in there.

Ho Chi Minh

Oh, look, you've landed in Saigon.

You're among|the little people now.

The ARVN Army

Oh, no! Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail.|Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail.

"Oh, I'll get you, my pretty!" Oh, my|God. It's the wicked witch of the north.

It's Hanoi Hanna!

"Now, little GI, you and|your little 'tune-ooh' too!"

"Oh, Adrian. Adrian.|What are you doing, Adrian?"

Oh, Hanna, you slut. You've been down|on everything but the Titanic.|Stop it right now.

Uh, you know, he's really funny. You|know, he-he-- he's like a Marx brother.

Which Marx brother|would that be, Private? Zeppo?

- I don't find him funny at all.|- Zeppo? Isn't he the one with the hat?

Hey, uh, hi.|Can you help me? What's your name?|"My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."

Roosevelt, what town are you stationed|in? "I'm stationed in Poontang."

Well, thank you, Roosevelt.|What's the weather like out there?

"It's hot. Damn hot!|Real hot!

Hottest things is my shorts.|I could cook things in it.|A little crotch pot cooking."

Well, can you tell me what it feels|like. "Fool, it's hot! I told you again!

Were you born on the sun?|It's damn hot!

I saw-- It's so damn hot,|I saw little guys, their orange|robes burst into flames.

It's that hot!|Do you know what I'm talking about."

What do you think it's going to be like|tonight? "It's gonna be hot and wet!

That's nice if you're with a lady,|but it ain't no good|if you're in the jungle."

Thank you, Roosevelt. Here's a song|coming your way right now.

"Nowhere To Run To"|by Martha and the Vandellas.|Yes! Hey, you know what I mean!

Too much?

- Nowhere to run to, baby

Nowhere to hide

Got nowhere to run to, baby

Nowhere to hide

It's not love I'm a-runnin'from

I know will come

'Cause I know you're no good for me

But you've become such a part of me

Everywhere I go your face I see

- Every step I take you take with me|- That is not what we programme here!

from the delta to the DMZ.

AFVN-- better than AFVD, which means|you have to get a quick shot.

- I get around

I get around

- Here's a little riddle for you.

What's the difference between the Army|and the Cub Scouts?

I get around

and down the same old strip

where the kids are hip

I'm on again at 16:00.

It's the Army.

We're talking out in the field today.|Hi, what's your name?|"My name's Bob Fliber!"

Bob, what do you do?|"I'm in artillery!" Thank you, Bob.

Can we play anything for you?|"Anything!Just play it loud! Okay?"

I get around

- 'Round

Ooh

with women that look like Zorba.

Whoo! Thank you.

"Those girls are just so pretty."|Gomer, are you here in Vietnam?

"Yes, I am.|Surprise, surprise, surprise!"

your daughter "Lynda Bird"?

"'Cause Lynda Dog would be too cruel."|Easy, girl, easy.

"You know, if you pick 'em up by their|ears, it doesn't hurt 'em as much."

"Oh, you're goin'|straight to hell for that one!

Here's an incredible coincidence.

actually the same person?

Somethin'real special now.

How's it goin'up there?

"Adrian, it's not goin'|exactly well.

There's a water buffalo jackknifed|up there. It's not a very pretty|picture. There's horns everywhere.

I don't know what to say.|We're gonna maybe drop in a little|napalm there and try 'n cook 'im down.

Have a little barbecue."

is to love a woman

is to love a man

Come on, baby, let's play

La-la-la-la-la love

today. Right now, it's Mr Leo.

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Mitch Markowitz

Mitch Markowitz is an American screenwriter best known for writing the film Good Morning, Vietnam. He also wrote the movie Crazy People. His television credits include M*A*S*H, Van Dyke and Company, Best of the West, Report To Murphy, What's Happening?, Buffalo Bill, Monk, and Too Close For Comfort, among others. more…

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