Good Morning, Vietnam Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1987
- 121 min
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Sir, it's time to rise.
My God, it's Mardi Gras,|and I'm on the main float.
Come on, sir. Couple of weeks,|this will be easy for you.
- Oh, let me go back to bed.|- You gotta get up, sir.
God. What time is it, Edward?
- It's 5:
30.|- 5:30. It's very early. I may have|to hurt you. Call me in five minutes.No, you have to get up right now|and you have to get on the air.
- Oh. Fine. Fine.|- Come on, sir.
to a late-night talk show.
- This way, sir. It's just down|the hall and to the right.|- Yeah.
- You must be nervous, sir, huh?|- I'm not even in my body, Edward.
Don't worry about it.|It'll go great. This way, sir.
We still have a few minutes|before your show begins, sir.
When it's time to read the news, you|just take it off these machines here.
But regardless of what you read,|Airman, the Department|of Defence wants final say.
So every item's checked|by these two guys in here.
Guys, I'd like you to meet|our new deejay, Adrian Cronauer.
That's Marty Lee Dreiwitz.
He's impeccably clean.
This man has cleaning products|shipped in from Wisconsin.
He's also one of your roommates, so if|I were you, I'd think about suicide.
Sir, I-I really don't think that you|want to use any of those records, sir.
- We have a selection right here|that's prepared specifically--|- Hey, hey!
I've been looking forward to meeting|you. Listen, could you do me a favour?
- Can you say something funny|right this minute?|- I doubt it.
I'm with you, man.|I'm on your frequency.|Hey, let me ask you a question.
What is the appeal of Joey Bishop?
I mean, the man's not funny.|I know funny, and he's not funny.
Don't get me wrong. He seems like|a nice guy, but my father's a nice guy|and he's not funny either.
Joey Bishop. I wish someone|would explain this one to me.
Hey, incidentally,|you're on the air in about ten seconds.|Nine, eight, seven, six--
Hey, this has been "Fiction and Fact"|from Marty Lee's almanac.|And now, direct from Crete...
welcome the silky-smooth sound|of Airman Adrian Cronauer.
Good morning, Vietnam!
Hey, this is not a test.|This is rock and roll.
Time to rock it|from the delta to the DMZ!
Is that me, or does that sound like|an Elvis Presley movie?
Oh, viva, Da Nang
Why don't they get a rope and hang me
Hey, is it a little too early|for being that loud? Hey, too late.
It's 0600. What's the "O" stand for?|Oh, my God, it's early.
Speaking of early, how about|that Cro-Magnon, Marty Dreiwitz?
Thank you, Marty, for "silky-smooth|sound." Make me sound like Peggy Lee.
"Good morning, Vietnam"?|What the heck is that supposed to mean?
I don't know, Lieutenant. I-I guess|it means, good morning, uh, Vietnam.
And who gave anyone permission|to programme modern music?
Freddy and the Dreamers!
Wrong speed.|We've got it on the wrong speed.
For those of you recovering from a|hangover, that's gonna sound just right.
Let's put her right back down.|Let's try it a little faster,|see if that picks it up a little bit.
Let's get it up on 78.
Those pilots are going,|"I really like the music. I really like|the music. I really like the music."
Oh, it's still a bad song. Hey,|wait a minute. Let's try something.
Let's play this backwards|and see if it gets any better.
Freddy is a devil.|Freddy is a devil.
Picture a man going on a journey|beyond sight and sound.
He's left Crete. He's entered|the demilitarized zone.
All right. Hey, what is this|"demilitarized zone"? What do|they mean, "police action"?
"You know, she looks pretty to me. "
than a strong cup of cappuccino.
What is a demilitarized zone? Sounds|like something out of The Wizard of Oz.
Oh, no, don't go in there.
Ho Chi Minh
Oh, look, you've landed in Saigon.
You're among|the little people now.
The ARVN Army
Oh, no! Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail.|Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail.
"Oh, I'll get you, my pretty!" Oh, my|God. It's the wicked witch of the north.
It's Hanoi Hanna!
"Now, little GI, you and|your little 'tune-ooh' too!"
"Oh, Adrian. Adrian.|What are you doing, Adrian?"
Oh, Hanna, you slut. You've been down|on everything but the Titanic.|Stop it right now.
Uh, you know, he's really funny. You|know, he-he-- he's like a Marx brother.
Which Marx brother|would that be, Private? Zeppo?
- I don't find him funny at all.|- Zeppo? Isn't he the one with the hat?
Hey, uh, hi.|Can you help me? What's your name?|"My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."
Roosevelt, what town are you stationed|in? "I'm stationed in Poontang."
Well, thank you, Roosevelt.|What's the weather like out there?
"It's hot. Damn hot!|Real hot!
Hottest things is my shorts.|I could cook things in it.|A little crotch pot cooking."
Well, can you tell me what it feels|like. "Fool, it's hot! I told you again!
Were you born on the sun?|It's damn hot!
I saw-- It's so damn hot,|I saw little guys, their orange|robes burst into flames.
It's that hot!|Do you know what I'm talking about."
What do you think it's going to be like|tonight? "It's gonna be hot and wet!
That's nice if you're with a lady,|but it ain't no good|if you're in the jungle."
Thank you, Roosevelt. Here's a song|coming your way right now.
"Nowhere To Run To"|by Martha and the Vandellas.|Yes! Hey, you know what I mean!
Too much?
- Nowhere to run to, baby
Nowhere to hide
Got nowhere to run to, baby
Nowhere to hide
It's not love I'm a-runnin'from
I know will come
'Cause I know you're no good for me
But you've become such a part of me
Everywhere I go your face I see
- Every step I take you take with me|- That is not what we programme here!
from the delta to the DMZ.
AFVN-- better than AFVD, which means|you have to get a quick shot.
- I get around
I get around
- Here's a little riddle for you.
What's the difference between the Army|and the Cub Scouts?
I get around
and down the same old strip
where the kids are hip
I'm on again at 16:00.
It's the Army.
We're talking out in the field today.|Hi, what's your name?|"My name's Bob Fliber!"
Bob, what do you do?|"I'm in artillery!" Thank you, Bob.
Can we play anything for you?|"Anything!Just play it loud! Okay?"
I get around
- 'Round
Ooh
with women that look like Zorba.
Whoo! Thank you.
"Those girls are just so pretty."|Gomer, are you here in Vietnam?
"Yes, I am.|Surprise, surprise, surprise!"
your daughter "Lynda Bird"?
"'Cause Lynda Dog would be too cruel."|Easy, girl, easy.
"You know, if you pick 'em up by their|ears, it doesn't hurt 'em as much."
"Oh, you're goin'|straight to hell for that one!
Here's an incredible coincidence.
actually the same person?
Somethin'real special now.
How's it goin'up there?
"Adrian, it's not goin'|exactly well.
There's a water buffalo jackknifed|up there. It's not a very pretty|picture. There's horns everywhere.
I don't know what to say.|We're gonna maybe drop in a little|napalm there and try 'n cook 'im down.
Have a little barbecue."
is to love a woman
is to love a man
Come on, baby, let's play
La-la-la-la-la love
today. Right now, it's Mr Leo.
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