Good Morning, Vietnam Page #3

Synopsis: A new Disc Jockey is shipped from Crete to Vietnam to bring humor to Armed Forces Radio. He turns the studio on its ear and becomes wildly popular with the troops but runs afoul of the middle management who think he isn't G.I. enough. While he is off the air, he tries to meet Vietnamese especially girls, and begins to have brushes with the real war that never appears on the radio.
Director(s): Barry Levinson
Production: Buena Vista Pictures
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 7 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Metacritic:
67
Rotten Tomatoes:
90%
R
Year:
1987
121 min
3,850 Views


I'm just very happy to be here.

for me doesn't work very well. "

Why is that? "Well, because you go|in the jungle, I can't see you.

I want to do something different.

You know, you go in the jungle,|make a statement.|If you're going to fight, clash.

Love your daddy with all your might

Thank you for that lovely tune.|That funky music|will drive us till the dawn.

Let's go.|Let's boogaloo till we puke.

That's about it|for the Adrian Cron Hour.

I'm gonna take myself|out of the driver's seat, but I'm|gonna turn you over right now...

to Mr Excitement,|a man with limp, damaged hair,|but nevertheless a fireball...

Dan Levitan!

and yours truly...

Dan "The Man" Levitan.

to any and all servicemen in the area...

for joining us.

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah, he's funny! I know funny.|This guy is funny!

Sensational!

- At ease!|- Hell, we already are.

Just cool your tongue, Airman,|because I intend to take issue|with your performance.

First of all, don't make fun|of the weather here.

And don't say that the weather|is the same all the time here,|because it's not.

- In fact, it's two degrees|cooler today than yesterday.|- Two degrees cooler?

Me without my muff.

- Muff! I tell you, this guy's funny.|- I'm trying to run a meeting here.

You know, I hate the fact|that you people never salute me.

I am a lieutenant,|and I would like salutes occasionally.

That's what being a higher rank|is all about.

Second--

- Second--|- Programming taste.

Programming taste.

Frankly, I found your "I love|a police action" remark way out of line.

How can you have the gall to compare|the conflict here in Vietnam...

with a glass|of cappuccino coffee?

Well, I was-- It just comes up.|I was trying to be funny.

- Funny is good. Funny is good.|- Yeah.

But then do it by using|comedy and humour...

not police action|and coffee remarks.

Furthermore, you are to stick|to playing normal modes of music...

not wild stuff.

Those we would find acceptable here|would include Lawrence Welk...

Jim Nabors, Mantovani.

- Percy Faith.|- Percy Faith. Good!

Andy Williams, Perry Como and|certain ballads by Mr Frank Sinatra.

- Would Bob Dylan be out of line?|- Way, way, way out of line.

Former VP Richard Nixon|will arrive here this week.

Dreiwitz, I've assigned you|to cover the PC.

- He likes to say PC|instead of press conference.|- And if you do hap--

- The lieutenant loves to abbreviate.|- And if you do-- And if you do--

And if you do happen to speak with him,|please be polite and to the point|at all times.

- Affirmative, sir.|- "Affirmative, sir." Good.

Okay. Who do we have slated|for live entertainment in November?

Well, we originally wanted Bob Hope,|but it turns out he won't come.

- Why not?|- He doesn't play police actions,|just wars.

Bob likes a big room, sir.

- That is not funny!|- How 'bout if it escalated?

- How about if what escalated?|- The Vietnam conflict.

The Vietnam conflict.

We are not going to escalate|a whole war just so we can|book a big-name comedian!

We can get Tony Bennett|or Trini Lopez.

I got it.Jerry Vale.|He closes the Copa on the 1 8th.

- Is that date firm?|- I got it from my niece.

Oh, come on. This is not the Catskills.|Get somebody good. Get The Beach Boys.

- Don't dick around here.|- Oh, we tried, but their agent says|they're still on the beach...

and they won't be off the sand|till November! Ba-da-bing!

Uh, well, didn't somebody|wearing my uniform and bearing|a striking resemblance to myself...

just say that that kind of music|was inappropriate?

Sorry, sir.|I haven't been to sleep.

The former VP|will be here on Friday.

I expect every minute of the VP's PC|to be taped and broadcast...

within 1 2 hours of his arrival.

Something funny, Garlick?|Well, perhaps you'd like to|share it with the rest of us.

No, sir. The former vice president|is a delight, sir.

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how|the VP is such a VIP...

shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT,|'cause if it leaks to the VC...

he could end up an MIA,|and then we'd all be put on KP.

- I would like to leave the room now.|- Oh, uh, yes, sir.

Oh, what a dip.

If you d-d-d-do--

- And if you do--|- And if you do--

Eddie Kirk here, and Ray Conniff jubilee|coming up in just a few moments.

I call it a jubilee.|Actually, it's a Ray Conniff featurette.

Three, maybe four,|back-to-back Ray Conniff classics.

We're here, sir.Jimmy Wah's.

This is the place where we|like to hang out, sir.

Real homey,|in an opium kind of way.

- Earl! Earl! Earl!|- That's Jimmy Wah. He owns the place.

Hi! Hi! Hi!|Hi! Hi!

- Now you say hi to me, then you smile.|- Hi.

Hey, you two Earl.|What about couple beer?

We'd love a couple|of beers,Jimmy.

- Are either of our names "Earl"?|- He calls everybody Earl.

Is it me, or is Jimmy|light in the loafers?

Let me put it to you this way.|He's got this thing for Walter Brennan.

He says he wants to|buy naked photographs of the actor.

- For three years he's been trying.|- Walter Brennan?

You know, Walter Brennan|from The Real McCoys, the TV show?

Well, well, well, Luke.|Well, well.

Anyway, there's this guy from|the 1 st Battalion, 2nd Infantry...

who swore that he could get him|naked photographs of the actor.

And I've been trying to tell him that|it's no-go, but he won't listen to me.

- Oh, God. Nude photographs|of Walter Brennan.|- Here your beer.

- Thank you,Jimmy.|- Right.

Any movement on the|Walter Brennan thing?

No, and it doesn't|look good,Jimmy.

He look good to me.

Ba Muy Ba beer|best beer in Vietnam.

Ba Muy Ba beer|only beer in Vietnam.

Try it.

- Oh, what happened?|- What happened?

Formaldehyde. We put in just a touch|of formaldehyde for flavour.

Some people get sick, yeah.

So if you have to be rushed|to a hospital, then when you return...

- I give you a free salad.|- Well, that seems fair. It really does.

- You'll get used to it.|- Maybe.

- There she is. Ahh. Any girl who wants|me this bad, I can't let her down.|- Where you goin'?

- The hunt is on.|- What is wrong?|- Ah--

- I gotta catch her|before she accelerates.|- You can't go yet.

You have to taste my spicy chicken,|cooked with ex--

Hi. How's Lynn doing?

I'm sorry. You look|like Lynn's friend from Toledo.

Listen, let me make it up to you|by buying a cup of coffee. Also,|tea would fall into that category.

I not think be not correct of way.|Please. Okay?

- What'd she just say?|- She said no, sir.

But, Edward, I'm in love.|You think she likes seafood?

Um-- She's getting away. Edward,|Edward, get the Jeep! Get the Jeep!

Okay. It's-It's|blocked in by a truck.

- You can stay here, sir.|I'll talk to the guys, okay?|- We don't have time. Taxi!

- Ahh-- Bikes!|We'll buy bikes. Si habla Yiddish?|- We won't buy bikes.

- There's actually|no rubber on these tyres.|- Oh, picky, picky.

Let's go, Edward!|Yaah, the chase!

Sir! Sir, we have to get some|dignity here! A little dignity.

Sir! Sir, this is--|This is not safe.

Sir!

Sir! Sir!

- Good afternoon, class.|- Good afternoon, Mr Sloan.

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Mitch Markowitz

Mitch Markowitz is an American screenwriter best known for writing the film Good Morning, Vietnam. He also wrote the movie Crazy People. His television credits include M*A*S*H, Van Dyke and Company, Best of the West, Report To Murphy, What's Happening?, Buffalo Bill, Monk, and Too Close For Comfort, among others. more…

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