Good Morning, Vietnam Page #4

Synopsis: A new Disc Jockey is shipped from Crete to Vietnam to bring humor to Armed Forces Radio. He turns the studio on its ear and becomes wildly popular with the troops but runs afoul of the middle management who think he isn't G.I. enough. While he is off the air, he tries to meet Vietnamese especially girls, and begins to have brushes with the real war that never appears on the radio.
Director(s): Barry Levinson
Production: Buena Vista Pictures
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 7 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Metacritic:
67
Rotten Tomatoes:
90%
R
Year:
1987
121 min
3,864 Views


Uh, the last-- last time, in our|last class, we read chapter three.

You should've gotten the one|with the training wheels, pal.

I was almost killed.

A truck's bumper|was this far from my nose.

My whole life passed before my eyes|and it wasn't even interesting to me.

How am I gonna get to first base|with this girl?

I want to buy some butter|and some cheese, please.

It zoomed right by,|just like the way they say it does.

Stamp collections, pulling chickweeds|from my dad's dichondra plants...

arranging rakes by sizes|for my mom in the garage.

Even encapsulated in two seconds,|my life is dull.

- I find that very alarming.|- Edward, stay with me on this.

- How am I gonna get this girl|to go out with me?|- You're not.

This is a very different culture.|You would need very specific...

family-sanctioned introductions|in order to talk to this girl.

- Shh! Listen.|- We read not having in book.

It read-- read for my...

- the book.|- I've never heard rhymes like that.

I've got to be with her,|at least till she learns my name.

- You think the teacher'd|be able to date her?|- Possibly.

- But you would need very...|- That's just what I wanted to hear.

specific introductions.

What we're going|to talk about today is shopping.

Shopping for dinner, and the things you|buy during, uh-- in your shopping trip.

Specifically--|Excuse me.

- Can I help you?|- Yes. I have two months to live...

and I would like to teach|before I die.

I don't think you understand me,|Sparky.

It's all yours.|You got it.

Hello, class.|My name is Adrian Cronauer.

I'd like to get to know|all of you by having you|write down your name, address...

and your home and work phone on a|piece of paper and passing it forward.

Sergeant Sloan our teacher.|You not supposed to be in here.

I was sent here on very|strict orders from a colonel.

First thing I'd like to know is,|what subject this is.

- Is it English?|- Yes, it is.

And how lucky for me.|Thank you very much for playing.

Now, let's start off with the fact|that English is a fantastic language.

Let's try a little phrase,|uh, I like to call...

"My boyfriend's back|and there's gonna be trouble.|Hey-nah, hey-nah, my boyfriend's back."

Can we try that one?

Can we try "My boyfriend's back"?|Anybody?

This is not for you.

Why do I feel like|the Miracle Worker up here?

- This is a nightmare.|- Uh, I don't know dick.

Even saying that means|I don't know dick. I--

I can't really teach English.|That's what Sergeant Sloan's going|to do when he comes back.

I can only tell ya|about how you can talk on,|maybe, the real streets of America.

Like, if you're walking on the streets|of New York and someone says, "Hey!

Excuse me. I would like to buy|some cheese and some butter."

No. No, come on.

Basically, we talk, "Hey, man,|what's happening? Ahh, you look|hip today. Slip me some skin."

Now, if someone in|America comes up and says, "Hey,|slip me some skin," don't be afraid.

They're not a leper,|and they're not gonna go--

No. It means, "Hey, baby,|slip me some skin." It's a greeting.

It's like, "How're you doin'?|Nice to meet you. Slip me some skin."

Now, here's how you do it.|You say, "Slip me some skin."|Put your hand out there.

Then you go, "Yeah, there's some skin."|Now you do it to me.

Yeah! Then you say,|"Groovy. Yeah."

- Say that.|- Groovy.

Yes! Baby!

If something's really nice,|you say, "It's groovy."

Doesn't mean you're going like,|"Yo!" No. It means "groovy."

Try that one. Say, "Hey, baby,|what's happening? Let's groove."

Hey, baby, wh-wh-wh-wh-what's|happening? Let's groove.

- See you later.|- Mr Cronauer, I really liking you.

- Well, I'm liking you too.|- Thank you.

- You teach, um, uh,|American thing, okay?|- Okay.

- Play game of softball.|- Okay, yeah, well, we'll try|and do that if we get the equipment.

- You forget the girl.|- Whoa. I'll let her say no.

She is say no. That is what walking|away from you means.

- I'm interested in the girl. I'm not|interested in you playing Dear Abby.|- I know because she's my sister.

I would, however, love to buy you lunch,|maybe look at a family album. Come on.

- I not like you, sir.|- Why not?

I got a great personality.|You ask anybody.

You phoney, like American|and French before you.

Here to get something,|leaving when you not get it.

You come into my class,|so maybe we like you.

- You come for the girl.|You won't get her. You go.|- Okay, Sherlock.

Yeah, I bribed my way to|meet the girl. You got me, bang.

But hey, I like the class. I'm gonna|stay. Let's be friends, okay? Come on.

- Come on. Come on.|- You like me because of my sister.

No, I like you because you're honest,|because you're shorter than I am.

We look like a before and after picture.|Now, come on. Let me buy you a beer.

Sometimes your face look like a fish|in the Gulf of Thailand.

It's true. It's very true.|That's an insult, isn't it?

You can buy me lunch,|but please forget about my sister.

I know Americans.

See a girl with the type breasts they|like and they put her in a fancy car...

and they buy her some expensive food|and then lie about money.

- And then try and take her into a bed.|- So, what's wrong with that?

It's more devout here.

- Is there any food on this street|that doesn't give you diarrhoea?|- You wanting some?

What the hell is this?

Oh, she pour Nuoc Mahmm|noodle soup with fish ball.

- Didn't know they had balls.|- Eat.

Eat. I can't.|It's still paddling.

No, it okay. I not tell you okay|otherwise. You like it.

You see?|You don't trusting me.

I trust you, man.|It's just that I can't eat something|that looks like a cesspool.

You mad I not trust you,|but truth, you not trust me.

You want be my friend,|you trusting me. You eat it.

Hey, I'll-I'll be-- I wanna be|your pal. Here, okay. I'll eat it.

Dig in. Mm-mm.

Jesus! Sh*t! God!

Oh! Hot!|My-- Ow! Sh*t!

- This stuff is burning|the hair off my feet!|- Hot?

Hot? No.|It's f***in' great.

- She say it's a little spicy.|- A little, yeah.

Isn't that funny?|You like that too?

A little of this? Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!|She likes the Three Stooges.

Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe!

- Oh, you are being silly.|- Ohh!

- You old enough for this place?|- I think so.

Hi, Earl!|Good to see you again!

- Look at the new friend.|- A little too young for you.

I want to show you|something very nice.

- Oh, really?|- It look wonderful.

- I can confide you?|- Sure.

Look at the shape|of that soldier ankle...

the way it so elegantly|curve into his boot.

Help me get some photo|of those ankle, I give you my bar.

- You're a very sick man.|You know that, don't you?|- Ahh!

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Ladies and gentlemen,|I give you the new voice of Saigon...

Adrian Cronauer!

Not enough for the car.

- What happened with the girl?|- It didn't work out.

I want to introduce you to someone|right now from my English class.

- This is Tuan. The guys.|- Hey, Tuan!

- Guys, Tuan.|- Hey, pull up a floor here.

Hi, Tuan.|Long time no "twee." Ba-dum.

- That's terrible. That's terrible.|- Those are gorgeous gals.

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Mitch Markowitz

Mitch Markowitz is an American screenwriter best known for writing the film Good Morning, Vietnam. He also wrote the movie Crazy People. His television credits include M*A*S*H, Van Dyke and Company, Best of the West, Report To Murphy, What's Happening?, Buffalo Bill, Monk, and Too Close For Comfort, among others. more…

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