Goodbye to All That Page #3

Uh, so we aren't both here

at the same time too?

'Cause you know, this is...

this is my time.

This is your time?

Ede has tae kwon do.

I have 50 minutes.

You know that, Otto.

I know this is hard for you

and I'm sorry about that.

Do you think

Ede's fine with this?

It's all for the good.

All for the good?

Listen. It's nobody's fault.

It's both of our fault.

That's the way life is.

No. Not always.

Annie, you and I... Hey.

You and I,

we have got to just...

Really?

Doing this here?

That's really fair.

Fair? I...

I'm only gonna get,

like, 20 minutes to swim now.

Well, I can pick Ede up

after tae kwon do

and then I can... I can bring

her over to you later.

No, because we have

an arrangement.

Annie, I wanna...

If you wanna

communicate with me

do it through your lawyer.

That's what

we're supposed to do.

Wait. Just wait.

Let's just get on with things.

Okay? Because...

I am.

I have.

Goodbye, Otto. - Just...

God damn it!

Okay, um...

Let me think.

I liked the picture

of you in your kayak.

Um... I liked your name.

Oh, God! Mildred?

Yeah. Are you kidding me?

It's old fashioned and cool.

Good.

Then what about me?

Well, I like your face.

And your, really,

your beautiful breasts.

And your booty.

You like my sweet little

cooty cat?

I...

'Cause I like

your cock in my p*ssy.

That's what I think is sexy.

I like your hands on my flesh.

I like that you have calluses

on the palms of your hands.

So that it's rough when you

touch the inside of my thighs.

What's your last name?

Wall.

What?

Wall.

Wall. That's kind of funny.

It's Anglo-Saxon.

Oh, yeah. Of course.

Um...

Uh...

Mildred...

are you...

wet?

Do me right, Mr. Wall.

And then pull out really slowly

until I scream.

Can you do that?

Can you do that for me?

Well, I can give it a shot?

Um...

can I kiss your little...

cooty cat? And...

Yeah.

Blow softly on it?

And maybe just, like, flick it?

And... and have my rough...

have my calluses...

Yeah, your calluses.

On your nipples?

Yeah. Lightly.

Mildred, I... I wanna

turn you over...

wife. - Mm-hmm.

And I wanna kiss you...

and your breasts...

and then that place

where you're neck

and your shoulder meet...

um...

Clavicle?

Yes. Clavicle.

Yeah.

Kiss my clavicle.

Oh, God.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh.

F***.

That was good.

That was amazing.

Thank you.

Oh, the pleasure was mine.

It...

Believe me I don't like to

have to call you either

but you don't answer my emails.

All I do is chauffeur

her around.

You know we need time

to do things together.

And... and... and I know

she wants to

because she texted me.

I can take her this weekend.

Well, can't she... can't she

spend the night at Molly's

another time? Huh?

Can we make this work?

I can pick her up at 3.

You wanna try it again?

- Yeah.

Come here. Let me see that. You

moved your snot to your cheek.

You can't... Comes out of your

nose, you gotta flick it off

out of... out of the pool.

That's what the pros do.

Daddy, you lost

your screw-in tooth.

It was permanent I thought.

Oh, my gosh!

Um... come on,

let's see if we can find it.

Thank you very much.

What did he say?

He said I've got an appointment

for next Wednesday.

And that these things happen.

Yeah. They do.

Hello. - Hey, there.

Hi, I'm Ede. - Hello, Ede.

Have y'all been

to our church before?

No, but my daddy needs it.

Well... we are all glad

that you're here today.

Miss Ede. - Miz Ede.

Thanks.

We hope y'all keep comin'.

We all need to find

what sustains us.

Thank you.

Such a nice guy

and then bam he hurts himself...

Good singing though.

Did you like the singing?

Mm-hmm.

What the...

What is it? What happened?

I think we've been robbed.

Oh, sh*t.

They took my old CD player.

Who did?

- No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey.

Don't step on the glass.

Just stand back, Ede.

Don't touch anything, honey.

Just hold on.

We're gonna call the police

right now, okay?

Shh. Just stand still.

It's okay.

You can go. I'm fine.

Sorry.

Why do you look so familiar?

Daddy, have you double checked

all the doors and windows

like I asked?

You are a nurse.

I'm the night supervisor

at Heritage Village

retirement community.

I hear that's nice. - It is.

Where's your daughter

this weekend?

Is she with

your soon-to-be ex-wife?

Yeah. Yeah.

She's really, really cute.

Yes.

- What does she like to do?

She's actually really excited

right now because I'm building

a stonewall around this garden

that she's planned.

Although I don't know

if I'll ever finish it, but...

This is really great.

- Do you think so?

Yeah, I do. That sounds like

completely cool and I'm excited.

I'm glad you could come.

Oh. I love it.

It's so cute. Oh, my God.

Ah. It's great, so great.

What is this?

Can we go for a ride?

Um... let's just hike.

Are there trails?

- We'll bushwhack.

Okay.

I like how adventurous you are.

Ayi!

I'm Debbie Spangler!

No echo.

Oh, I feel like

I'm getting good at this.

What?

- Uh, do you like fish tacos?

I never had them.

Really? - Yeah.

Well, do you like fish?

I do like fish.

I think you're gonna

like this sauce.

And I really don't wanna

burn this fish.

Oh.

Let me just, uh, turn it off...

wife.

Adventurous?

Oh, my goodness.

Wow.

Yes.

F***! F***!

Again. Yeah.

I'm Debbie Spangler!

I'm Debbie Spangler!

I wanna read my Bible.

You shouldn't have done that.

What's that?

We shouldn't have.

Done what?

Last night?

I don't like myself right now

and I really wish that

I hadn't come.

Oh. Uh...

That's too bad, you know,

because I really enjoyed myself.

Well, I feel terrible.

I feel so terrible.

I feel so bad,

and it's all your fault.

You are a terrible person

for doing this to me!

Wha...

Hold on a second. You know, I...

I'm sorry if you feel like

you did something

that you didn't wanna do

but I would never have forced

you to do anything.

And really,

we didn't do anything wrong

you know. It's okay.

- Yes, we did.

No. - Yes, we did.

What are you...

- Yes, we did, Otto!

No. - You're someone's father.

Oh, my God, this is the worst

thing in the world.

No. Debbie, no, it's not.

- I don't even know you.

We don't even know each other.

Who are you? Who are you?

I'm Otto Wall.

- You are a crazy person.

I'm not crazy. - Yes, you are.

You're a crazy person. How did I

even end up going with you at all?

What did you say to me?

What did you do?

You wrote to me and...

- Well, I was out of my mind!

Debbie...

- I wasn't thinking. Stop it!

Why was it me?

Why was it Debbie Spangler?

Wait, your... wait, your bag,

your bag, your bag.

Ede.

And what is this?

Tha-a-a...

Oh, my goodness!

Okay, can I have that, please?

That is a toy.

And it's for adults.

How do you use it?

It... It's...

It's for adults.

How's school, Ede?

Man, don't laugh.

It was terrible!

You know, when she was holding

it in her little hand.

It's funny though.

You can't see that?

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