Goon Page #7

Synopsis: Doug Glatt of Orangetown, Massachusetts is floundering in life, he having no real sense of where he fits - having a "thing" as he calls it. He doesn't have the book smarts to become a doctor like his adoptive father or his gay adoptive brother Ira. And he doesn't have the passion that his best friend Pat has for his self-appointed work, hosting a hockey based cable call-in show, Hot Ice. Because his fists and skull are figuratively like steel, Doug is good at the enforcement part of his job as a bouncer despite he having a naturally friendly childlike approach to dealing with people and situations. An incident involving Doug in the stands of an Orangetown Assassins minor league hockey game leads to its coach, Rollie Hortense, offering Doug a tryout with the team as its enforcer, the tryout regardless of the fact that Rollie has no idea if Doug even knows how to play ice hockey (which he doesn't). Learning just enough hockey skills, Doug makes the team. Rollie, however, quickly believes
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): Michael Dowse
Production: Magnolia Pictures
  1 win & 13 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.8
Metacritic:
64
Rotten Tomatoes:
82%
R
Year:
2011
92 min
$840,657
Website
3,079 Views


Not matter what happens out there

they will know...

..the Highlanders were here.

- Highlanders!

- Highlanders!

Highlanders! Highlanders!

Highlanders! Highlanders! Highlanders!

Come on, Highlanders!

- Yes!

- Highlanders!

Hey, Lemmy! f*** you!

- Je parle pas franais.

- F*** him.

So the Halifax Highlanders

and the St. John Shamrocks.

It's all on the line here.

The eighth and final playoff spot

and this should be a confrontation.

No glory holes here tonight.

Rhea runs into a couple

of Halifax players.

Takes a shot.

The save is made by Belchior.

Hey, hey!

He's a one-man wrecking crew.

- Too many men on the ice.

- Get the f*** out.

Ross Rhea! You cheap motherf***er!

You cheap bastard!

Ross Rhea steals the puck,

he puts it out in front, he scores!

- F*** you, Rhea.

- Ha!

Come on.

I'm going to score a goal just for you,

right now.

Here's Laflamme steps onto the ice.

He calls for the puck.

He takes the pass.

Here comes Laflamme.

He's straight up the middle,

through the defence. Shot...

- Let's go.

- Give me it!

- God-f***ing-damnit!

- The fans are frustrated.

- The Halifax team can't buy a goal.

- Come on Halifax!

Great save, Belchior!

- we just saw Rhea come off the ice.

- Glatt, Laflamme.

- Let's go, boys. Stick with him.

- Rhea gets onto the ice at the same time.

This could get scary.

- Are they going to have a go?

- Come on.

- Come on.

- Here we go.

Rhea skates away.

Oh, he's suckered him.

- What the sh*t is that?

- He forced him to take a penalty.

- F***er!

- F*** you!

Ref, you can't call that!

He was f***ing instigating.

You got to keep your boy

out of the box, Ronnie.

Ah!

Short-handed situation.

A great opportunity.

- Rhea!

- I got it.

- He scores!

- Sh*t.

Here we go now, boys. Real hockey.

Let's go now. Yes, sir!

That's the drop. Laflamme

out on ice now, Rhea as well.

Let's go, let's go.

And now Laflamme takes a run

at big Rhea.

- That's sh*t bad luck.

- You want some? Huh?

Eh? You want some?

Remember what happened last time?

Glatt steps in

That's a dirty shot, Doug.

Come on, boys, let's play.

Come on, come on.

Early in the third.

Glatt and Rhea are in the penalty box.

The puck has gone down

to the Halifax zone.

- Halifax!

- Halifax!

Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!

Looks like these fans

are after blood tonight.

Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug!

Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!

Kid! You ready?

Yes. Thank you for asking.

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is actually happening.

Dougie "The Thug" Glatt

is about to drop the gloves

and take on Ross "The Boss" Rhea.

This has all the elements

of a sports masterpiece.

Holy f***. We got the worried lady friend,

face frozen with concern.

We got the gay brother.

Yeah. And the lovable, wise-cracking

Mick best friend,

Orangetown son, p*ssy crew...

Oh, f***, here we go.

Oh, my God!

Come on!

Hit him, Dougie.

Take his f***ing head off.

Glatt! Come on!

Come on!

- Sh*t!

- Don't you f***ing dare.

- Come on, Doug.

- He's always had bad ankles.

Come on, Dougie.

Come on, hit him!

F***!

Yeah! You feel that sh*t, Rhea?

Finish this sh*t now. Come on!

Oh, f***.

- You're a f***ing warrior, Doug.

- Come on.

He's not done yet.

Sh*t.

Doug! Oh, my God! Doug!

Attaboy, Dougie.

Yeah!

You f***ing did it, kid. You did it.

Doug!

He scores!

It's 2 to 1. With 15:25 left.

Oh, my word. Here's Laflamme.

He's breaking away!

- Come on, boy.

- He's across the line.

- He scores!

- Yeah!

He's tied this thing 2:2

with 5:
23 left.

And here's Laflamme once again.

Gets through into space...

He scores!

3:
2, 1 :21 left.

what a performance by Laflamme.

Three straight goals.

A minute and 21

at the playoffs here at Halifax.

I think I nailed him.

# As I walk around feeling really good #

# About everything

from my health to my hood #

# I realize that I'm blessed with a life #

# So all I've got to say is

work with what you got #

# They said my voice really wasn't made

for rapping #

# Straight out kids home,

it would never happen #

# As a teenager I had my first child #

# And in all my photos

you never see me smile #

# But now I'm the best that ever hit it #

# The greatest female rapper

and they all must admit it #

# To all the haters, I say thanks a lot #

# Cos life can turn out really good

if you work with what you got #

# I know it's hard

but it takes some work to be #

# Working with what you got #

# If you've got nothing or

even if you've got it all #

# Working with what you got #

# I know it's hard

but it takes some work to be #

# Working with what you got #

# If you've got nothing or

even if you've got it all #

# Working with what you got #

# If you have an idea just think it #

# If you have one eye just blink it #

# If you have a double rum, just drink it #

# Working with what you got #

# If you got one leg just shake it #

# If you don't want to smile just fake it #

# If you got one potato, bake it #

# You got to work it

until you can't work it no more #

# Working with what you got #

# You got to work it

work it until you know the score #

# Working with what you got #

# You got to work it

till you can't work it no more #

# Working with what you got #

# If you've got nothing or

even if you've got it all #

# Working with what you got #

# Let me hear you sing along #

# I know it's hard

but it takes some work to be #

# Working with what you got #

# If you've got nothing or

Even if you got it all #

# Working with what you got #

# Working with what you got, oh, baby #

# Working with what you got #

# If you got nothing or

Even if you got it all #

# Working with what you got #

# Any time you see life's thrown you

a curve #

# And you know deep in your heart

you don't deserve #

# You maybe taking a licking

But keep on ticking #

# That's the way it's... #

- Go on, Dougie!

- Go on, Doug.

we got a fight going on.

It's our new boy, Doug Smith.

Oh, is he working him over!

He's messing him up like nothing.

Oh, this one'll become a favourite

with Johnstown fans.

I can't see.

Let's get some clapping going.

What the f***?

Come on, Doug!

A few shots in and there goes Smithy!

And the Hammer's giving him right

over right over right over right over right.

He's connected with about 30 punches.

Whoa, there's Smith!

what a scrap we're gonna have here!

Two big heavyweights,

both have some ballast.

# She makes more money than me #

# She drives a finer car than me #

# I just wanna cry #

# She makes more money than me #

# She drives a finer car than me #

# I just wanna cry #

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Jay Baruchel

Jonathan Adam Saunders Baruchel (; born April 9, 1982) is a Canadian actor, and screenwriter. He played Josh Greenberg in the FXX comedy television series Man Seeking Woman and played the lead character in Judd Apatow's comedy series, Undeclared. He is known for his voice role as Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III in the How to Train Your Dragon franchise, and for his roles in comedy movies such as Knocked Up, Tropic Thunder, Fanboys, She's Out of My League, Goon, This Is the End and The Sorcerer's Apprentice. more…

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