Grand Masti

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Every time we men are blamed that we are liars,

cheaters and dishonest.

Whereas the truth is that we poor men...

...are victims of a very big conspiracy.

Right from the first lesson in school...

...we are wrongly taught and lied to.

We are mis-taught.

Where we are taught that A stands for apple.

B for ball.

C for cat.

Our eyes open when we come to this great place known as COLLEGE.

After coming here we find out that...

A does not stand for Apple but in fact A stands for...

Similarly, B does not stand for Ball but in fact B stands for...

And do you know what C stands for? C stands for...

I am sure they got the point.

Right?

So basically, during these last few days of college...

we want to tell the future generation that, college is a place...

where we study the real A B C whole heartedly.

With true dedication and with our full body.

And we try that after all our efforts and hard work,

we definitely get an F.

Applause.

Go boys, go and practice.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

I have done so many experiments in Miss Rose's chemistry class...

but I repent that I couldn't do any experiment with her.

Meet...

Hi Meet...

Bye Meet.

Oh crap, Marlo.

How are you my cheeseballs?

I miss you, I love you.

Oh God. This carrom-board Marlow is again following me.

Poor girl has been following you with her coconut of love since years!

Just once put your straw and drink from it.

You idiot She is not a coconut!

She is a lemon.

Then have lemon water.

You both stop your coconut and lemon water!

There's a fruit salad waiting there for us.

Let's go.

You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup

You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup

You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup

The world has reached the Moon

While you're afraid to even come on the terrace

The world has reached the Moon

While you're afraid to even come on the terrace

Love sustains the world While you're afraid to even express your love

O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me

O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me

O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me

You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup

You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup

Your intoxicating like a Margarita

Drinking you gives a different kind of high

Your intoxicating like a Margarita

Drinking you gives a different kind of high

You're hot You're like a shot of fun

Shower your fun on us too

You're a sweet girl You're like a bottle of neat alcohol

Give a sip or two to the thirsty

Open the whisky, pour the soda Who gives a damn about the world

O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me

O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me

O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me

My heart is getting restless It's getting grilled by your breath

My heart is getting restless It's getting grilled by your breath

Today is exhilarating and we're so near to our destination

Today I am in full mood, My queen!

You know it So do I... that

Youth never comes back again

Tear the pillow, tear the bed sheet Let's rock the bed tonight

O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me

O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me

O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me

You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup

You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup

Today is the last day for ABC...

and henceforth I will not stand...

What?

In this campus.

But before leaving, I will read her A B C till F.

Never fear when Hardik is here.

Why did you hit me?

Because all crime is a kind of disease..

...and should be treated as such...

Mahatma Gandhi...

It means every crime is a disease and curing it is necessary.

And now I will cure your disease for the next five years.

Who are you to cure me?

Robert Pareira.

Your new principal.

I am sorry, sir. I am a good student, sir.

I am sorry,

I am sorry, please forgive me.

I am sorry, please forgive me.

With such pride you put a cover over her umbrella.

Now even I want to see

if you are really telling the truth or fooling that girl.

No sir.

This is known as, fine words butter no parsnips.

Henceforth, if any student...

...is seen flirting with any female student...

he will be tied to this tree, naked, just like this boy.

And where the offence is, let the great axe fall.

It means,

when required, punishment needs to be administered for wrongs done.

Thank God, the new Principal came on our last day here.

Just think,

if he was here during our year then what would've happened?

Yes.

We escaped.

Poor students! Their next five years in college will be heck.

But even after leaving college...

...our life will still be like college life!

One big party.

Drink it, please!

Take this hand out and put this in your mouth.

Why are you not drinking?

I gave you one work and you cannot do that also properly.

If Pappu is not drinking milk, how is it my mistake?

Did you shake it properly?

Yes Mamta, I have shaken it properly.

Anyways ever since Pappu's birth...

...I have become an expert in shaking it.

Give it to me.

It is so hot!

Do you want to burn my baby's mouth? no wonder he is not drinking.

Wait I will cool the milk.

Yes, go.

You cannot do anything properly.

I wish I had used a condom that night.

Keep quiet! How much will you cry?

Hello.

Where are you?

Ever since you've become a father you are nowhere to be found.

What can I tell you.

The day you will become a father...

you will know the pleasure of having a son.

Well you are very lucky.

Anyways are we meeting Prem tonight?

Yes, we have to pick up Prem from his bank.

But will you be able to leave office so early?

Of course I will.

This is the benefit of having your wife as your boss in the office.

She is the boss but I rule.

Bye.

Where is madam?

She is in her boss's cabin, as always.

It is just so...

It's so hot.

So cute.

Sir, it has grown so much since the last time I saw it.

Have you noticed, it gets so excited seeing you.

Sir, I wish that I could play with it everyday.

I just want to swallow it.

Sir, have a banana.

Sir, now I understood why madam is more suck cessful than you.

Naughty! If you like it so much, it could be yours, forever.

No, Meet will never agree.

No my lady, you are mistaken.

He hasn't seen it yet.

Once he sees it, he will fall in love with it.

I'm telling you, he just love it.

What did you do? Have you gone mad?

You were playing with a dog!

Yes.

Oh...f...

You! I mean you dog...

Why did you kick me?

Sir, I...

Sir, it's your banana's mistake.

It is my banana's mistake! - Yes.

You eat bananas and throw their peels all over the place.

I slipped and you got kicked.

Why did you enter my cabin?

I have some urgent work. I have to leave early.

Is it some official work?

No, personal.

One minute. I can't sanction leave for your personal work.

But baby... - Mr Meet,

this is an office, not your house.

Here, I am neither your baby nor your wife. I'm your boss.

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